Jude Law Is Already A Wonderful Father To Baby Sophia
Jude Law became a papa je'e for the fourth time earlier this week, and he just doesn't have the time to give a quick hello to his new baby friend. A source tells the Telegraph that Jude is busy doing acting shit on Broadway in Hamlet and can't fly all the way to the distant land known as Florida to visit baby Sophia. The source went to blurt out, "Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on Hamlet on Broadway in December."
But another friend said that Jude is hearing that his fuck time partner turned baby mama, Samantha Burke, is planning to sell her story and he wants nothing to do with it. Jude is afraid that the media will attack him like KFed attacking a refrigerator if he goes down there. The friend said, "Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus. He doesn't see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure."
You know, I doubt Samantha cares if Jude makes like his hairline and disappears. Methinks that Samantha only cares about one visitor making an appearance every single month: a fucking check from Jude! Truuuuuth!
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Submitted by Jaxon on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:16am
He rejected her and now she wants to disgrace him. It's not enough to take his money, she wants to ruin his reputation (to late!).
I don't blame Jude for wanting to stay far away from her, it's just really sad that that kid will never get what his 3 others do and it's all because of Jude's hate for this woman. This stupid woman needs to put her feelings aside and realize she's ruining her kids life.
I don't blame Jude one bit. She decided to have a baby and I'm sure he made it clear he wanted nothing more to do with her. She is obviously looking for a meal ticket. If he never goes to see it I still won't hold it against him. I would resent someone holding me over a barrel too. She's already got his money. Now she wants his time too?
Stay classy, Jude Law. What a douche.
"When women have a full 50% of the power in this world, I'll consider it. As far as I'm concerned golddiggers like this one are just payback. And yes - payback is a bitch."
Preach it, angel_i!
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
God.
Was it really so long ago that I fell in love with the God that was Jude Law in The Talented Mr. Ripley?!
Now it's more like The UNtalented Mr. Dickley...
When women have a full 50% of the power in this world, I'll consider it. As far as I'm concerned golddiggers like this one are just payback. And yes - payback is a bitch.
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I think they are both assholes...Its too bad baby Sophia was created out of lust & greed.
"I do not disagree with you KD.Whatever you think about the "fairness" or lack of it relating to birth control options...it's WOMEN who have the babies.(until further notice) So yes-you have a larger responsibility to handle this issue.Especially if you have determined that you want recreational sex.In fact... assume that all sex you have with a man is recreational until the two of you sit down like adults & start laying the outlines for a SHARED desire to be parents."
I 100% agree and I'm a woman. A man has ZERO rights during a pregnancy so if a woman gets pregnant, the child is her 100% responsibility until the court gives dads rights. I fail to see why some women think it is up to a man. If a woman has unprotected sex, she obviously wants a baby, just like our golddigger here. Jude here will get stuck supporting this baby 100%. Baby mama will NEVER hold a job or model again, so this is just not child support, it is adult support.
@ nocgirl:
Was that at Wyndhams? Because I saw Madame de Sade there in March.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:53pm.
YES, so you think it would easy for men, wouldn't it? Why do women have more options? Because women have to deal with the most shit AND men have a stigma with anything that might cause their swimmers to become duds.
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I do not disagree with you KD.Whatever you think about the "fairness" or lack of it relating to birth control options...it's WOMEN who have the babies.(until further notice) So yes-you have a larger responsibility to handle this issue.Especially if you have determined that you want recreational sex.In fact... assume that all sex you have with a man is recreational until the two of you sit down like adults & start laying the outlines for a SHARED desire to be parents.
Do all bald guys have a pelt on their chest?
Indeed.Both men & women lie about their circumstances when they meet.The lies/deceptions take many forms & angles...but THEY'VE ALL BEEN SEEN BEFORE.Thus my proposal for the previously mentioned law.It takes an enlightened default position while simultaneously wrecking the current damaging and negative socio-legal framework we now have.I can understand why as a woman...you might be content with the way things are.Sadly I cannot join you there.I might add that you appear to be defending a womans prerogative to breed frivolously...like this Samantha Burke chick.You also appear to be proving my point that it's as if women have no concept of womens birth control a full 60 YEARS after it's widespread introduction.
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As for the the rape issue:That's about crime & violence and has nothing to do with normal relationships.
Over in my part of the world, child support is a fixed amount, and it's not a lot - max 2000€ a month I think. Enough to feed and clothe the kid, but not enough for the mama to live in the lap of luxury. And I can't think of a single publicised case of unplanned baby involving a celeb / wealthy daddy.
When there's nothing to be gained, you best believe these women demand a condom. Makes me think that none of these "accidental" pregnancies were accidental at all.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:56am.
Here's the thing: Put the lame ass "It takes two to tango" BULLSHIT aside.It is WOMEN who have babies.It is WOMEN who have most of the birth control options(at least 7 BEFORE you touch abortion or sterilization)available to them.Men have a condom or sterilization...period.
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YES, so you think it would easy for men, wouldn't it? Why do women have more options? Because women have to deal with the most shit AND men have a stigma with anything that might cause their swimmers to become duds.
I am so ashamed that I once thought he was the hotness. What an asshole.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:12pm.
"Men have to be responsible too. When a baby is produced, a man has the option of simply walking away and forgetting all about it. And they do! They do it all the time."
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Knowing this is a common behavior by men...should'nt that alone be incentive enough to not breed until you as a woman are SURE that a better/best case scenario is available? I don't think I'm being a misogynist in pointing out the obvious.As you say-men abandon ship all the time.
Do you think a child is an appropriate souvenir from a relationship that is clearly about recreational sex in the mind of the man?
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No. But I would hope that a man could be expected to know what kind of situation he's sticking his dick into, yes?
Also, you make the assumption that men are presenting themselves honestly. It took me a long time to sort out the playas from the honest men. Becuz playas know what girls want to hear and will say it til they get their dick in and then split. It's a woman's fault for getting played? Sorry - but that is straight-up bullshit. Especially for young women growing up in this particularly sexed-up society.
What if a woman is raped? Even date-raped? That's her fault? ...What about my own Daddy, who stuck around long enough to see me born and then decided that babies were "too hard" and left? Or my babe's dad (that's right, I come from a long line of single moms who took care of themselves)...where *we* used a condom and the fact that *I* got pregnant he considered my problem alone?
It everyone's responsibility. It already falls too much on us. That's why you got bitches acting out this way.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
This baby mamma is nothing but a white trash golddigger. This was one expensive fuck. He cannot take time off from Hamlet unless he has a day off (usually Mondays) he is under contract, so he cannot just get up and fly to Florida and screw hundreds of fans that have tickets for his play.
From what I understand, Jude I think has already gotten the DNA test. This womans pregnancy was not announced until the 7th month or so, so me thinks she waited until 3rd tri for the DNA test since is is risky to do in utero and safer as you are further along.
By the way, I had the pleasure of meeting Jude backstage at Hamlet in London, the night before this huge scandal broke. He was nothing but nice to us, very pleasant, so he had to have known the night he met us, and didn't let it get to him. He still have a kick ass performace in Hamlet.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:29pm.
I have never seen anything remotely appealing about this tool.
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Saw him in person once when I lived in London. He has a ginormous head and scrawny body. Not attractive at all.
His ex-wife was a regular at the place were I worked. She was really nice, FWIW. They were still together. Sometimes she would have the kids with her, but never saw him with them.
I have never seen anything remotely appealing about this tool.
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:12pm.
"Men have to be responsible too. When a baby is produced, a man has the option of simply walking away and forgetting all about it. And they do! They do it all the time."
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Knowing this is a common behavior by men...should'nt that alone be incentive enough to not breed until you as a woman are SURE that a better/best case scenario is available? I don't think I'm being a misogynist in pointing out the obvious.As you say-men abandon ship all the time.
Do you think a child is an appropriate souvenir from a relationship that is clearly about recreational sex in the mind of the man?
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:56am.
Here's the thing: Put the lame ass "It takes two to tango" BULLSHIT aside.It is WOMEN who have babies.It is WOMEN who have most of the birth control options(at least 7 BEFORE you touch abortion or sterilization)available to them.Men have a condom or sterilization...period.
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You only need ONE option. And men have spetn WAY too long avoiding their responsibilities for this to make any kinda sense. Please. Don't lay it all on us - just more of the same bullshit that's been going on in our misogynistic societies since the beginning of time.
Men have to be responsible too. When a baby is produced, a man has the option of simply walking away and forgetting all about it. And they do! They do it all the time.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Sweet Babu,
I'm in Tennessee and we have quite a few seed-spreaders here. I don't guess weedkiller works on them...
I gotta say I love these goofy-ass Jude Law pictures. You never know what stupid expression he'll make next!
Graduate of the Joan Crawford School of BITCH.
Could you imagine having sex with greezy Jude law? Gross.
What's amazing is that 40 years after the modern womens movement...& 60 years of modern birth control...this womans' behavior is PRAISED from many corners.Either that or it's cursed yet tolerated.It's as if neither of the 2 events I mentioned ever happened.Frightening to think that women were smarter/savvier about birth control & recreational sex in general when I was younger.
Here's the thing: Put the lame ass "It takes two to tango" BULLSHIT aside.It is WOMEN who have babies.It is WOMEN who have most of the birth control options(at least 7 BEFORE you touch abortion or sterilization)available to them.Men have a condom or sterilization...period.We don't do women any favors in this society when we grant them the option of laziness & ruining the lives of children & men in pursuit of their VANITY PROJECT/BIOLOGICAL PREROGATIVE.If the law were written as such...It would force women to be more proactive about birth control & sex ed. early in their lives...and surprise surprise HONEST with the intended sperm donor should they decide that they wanna make a baby but not be married.Yeah-I know a straightforward discussion with a baby daddy about your desire to be a mother kinda kills the romance...but hey...so does being in and out of Family Court for 18 FUCKING YEARS.
I'm not sure Samantha has thought this out. She'll get child support only, till the brat is 18 (undoubtedly increased to cover therapy). Samantha herself gets nothing and has to account for how she uses the child support. Meanwhile, her so-called modeling career is over before it began. If Jude's career tanks (further), his payment obligations get adjusted downward.
Puh-lease! Jude isn't sorry. He doesn't want to be a daddy to this kid and he probably won't be. Burke and the courts can make him send checks but they cannot make him be a proper parent.
I feel for this kid. Momma's a skank and daddy's a man ho.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:21am.
The law should read that any woman who breeds out of wedlock should NOT be legally entitled to ANY child support.That would kill most of this baby mama/gold digging shit in a hurry.
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Exactly! I've spouted this same view a lot since I moved to Kentucky last year cuz so many young kids here think welfare and food stamps entitles them to breed like rabbits. Asshole rednecks!
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Ummmm...yes and no. Cuz everyone's situation is different. I'm still tryna find my baby daddy - he just up and left us alone. That's not fair.
I DID watch this one "woman" tho...she came from a Welfare family and she had 3 kids when I met her - she was pregnant with her fourth. She was "collecting the cheque" and lived in a three bedroom townhouse for which she paid less than $250 a month and she stayed home with her new babe for a year and then got a job at McDonald's (free daycare).
THEN she din't like that job so she had another baby. And her babies were NOT well cared for. They were always sick, developmentally delayed and just neglected, overall....So pathetic. There needs to be a cap on what the government is willing to support, fersure.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by DR.FUNK: "The law should read that any woman who breeds out of wedlock should NOT be legally entitled to ANY child support.That would kill most of this baby mama/gold digging shit in a hurry.Of course it won't happen because half of all lawyers are women...but one can dream."
As extreme as it sounds, I am on board with that. You should also not be allowed to collect welfare. Yeah, I SAID IT.
Oh my god, I am turning into my grandma.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:21am.
The law should read that any woman who breeds out of wedlock should NOT be legally entitled to ANY child support.That would kill most of this baby mama/gold digging shit in a hurry.
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Exactly! I've spouted this same view a lot since I moved to Kentucky last year cuz so many young kids here think welfare and food stamps entitles them to breed like rabbits. Asshole rednecks!
wouldn't want to be standing next to this turd when karma strikes
Jude reminds me of the hick guys who live all around me here in Kentucky -- they're like 23 years old and already have 3 kids by 3 different babeh mamas. I asked one why he keeps getting women knocked up and he said, "I've gotta spread my seed." (Don't forget to insert redneck accent while reading.) I thought that was just the mind-set around this armpit part of the US. Unfortunately, I was wrong.
So yeah, more guys need to just freeze some jizz for future usage and get snipped now so they can whore it up to their heart's content.
The law should read that any woman who breeds out of wedlock should NOT be legally entitled to ANY child support.That would kill most of this baby mama/gold digging shit in a hurry.Of course it won't happen because half of all lawyers are women...but one can dream.
ROTFLMAO
That headline with that picture is fucking gold!
Masterpiece!!!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Helpful tip for guys who don't want more kids. Jack in a cup for back-up if any future need to procreate arises, have the big "V", and call it a fucking day. When you do that you don't have to deal with your jump-offs showing up with a "bonus" in their baby hammocks.
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I am not a pussy.
Well thats what happens when you fuck around with someone you barely know. Did she think he was going to give a shit about the baby? Gimme a break.
Morning Jack ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
lol - mornin, MissJaney!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:08am.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Imma let you finish...oh, wait. NICE.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Why would Jude bother to see this kid? Gold-digger Samantha was a one-night stand. Jude was too stupid to use a condom. End of story.
Okay, so he's a jerk and she's a jerk. Too bad they brought a baby into the mix. I'm with MissJaneTexas . . . the poor child is going to need loads of therapy to deal with the public details of her conception and birth. For the sake of the child I wish they would just shut up!
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
AND, Jude is GROSS. I might be a little more sympathetic towards if she fucked like Timothy Olyphant or something ;)
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Douchechill!
Jude should put on Harry Chapin's "Cats in the Cradle" listen to it about three times, get his shit together, and go to FL and hold his baby...
What an embarrassing and unromantic (for lack of a better word) way to celebrate the birth of a child. I really hope both parties are ashamed of themselves. I just don't think there's any way that this Samantha chick can feel good about how things have turned out. I guess she wanted to be a starfucker...be careful what you ask for, because Jude wants NOTHING to do with yo azzzzzzz.
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Douchechill!
I don't see a problem with this. The baby doesn't care about anything but Mommy for the first couple of months. It's not like he's going to be around changing diapers, so whatthefuckever.
That said, he should snip it if he's going to continue to fuck around indiscriminately. Dumbass.
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:07am.
What I don't understand, is why these men don't demand a dna-test. Just to be sure.
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Ms. Golddigger Thing HAD a DNA test naming Jude all packed up and ready to go before she even gave birth. Bitch had her famewhoring A game ON. It was a fait accompli she presented him with, and there was no question about it.
Jude should take a clue from George Clooney. He's never going to knock anyone up and be trapped into forking over cash because he SNIPPED. Gaaa! It's not that hard.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I am getting really sick of seeing this asswipes face everyday................
Sleezy hasbeen...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Stoney - I'm on it...
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrap it up, mother fucker.
Jack, you have mail.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Do ya think maybe this experience will teach him to wear a fucking condom next time?
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