Oh Pamela, You Old Whore, You

Pamela Anderson debuted her new "fashion line" with ~~Chris Crocker~~ Richie Rich in New Zealand, and here's a few more pictures from the show.

Even Richie Rich passed the dick out when Pamela "accidentally" dropped her whore cloth revealing her overworked 500,000-mile nalgas. In the words of my favorite crackhead from Atlanta Frankie: This was a MAN DOWN CODE 10 situation!

Don't ask me what the hell kind of raggedy ass fashion line this is, because I don't see any clothes. Maybe Pamela is trying to tap into the low-budget hooker demographic. I mean, they do need something to sort-of cover up their tittays for when they are running away from the police after getting caught sexing up a trick in the back of a pick-up. This will do it.

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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:52am.

is that blond twink a roller-blading merman?!

Submitted by stefanie sun on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 4:48am.

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Submitted by papango on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:02pm.

Actually, monique1234, as wikipedia itself says "Prostitution and brothel keeping are legal in New Zealand. Pimping (deriving financial gain from the prostitution of another) is also legal. Street prostitution is also permitted." Pamela Anderson is showing these clothes in New Zealand. It's a different country than the US, things are different here (in New Zealand).

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:56pm.

see...this is why you need to finish school, so you don't spend your golden years with your ass hanging out on a runway...
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Submitted by monique1234 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:19pm.

umm 'papango' prostitution is NOT legal here wtf??
and she looks pretty good for how old she is i hate her but still!

Submitted by Jugiem on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:30pm.

Women get older, she looks fine for her age. Actually, even with her shit hanging out she looks damn good here.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:56pm.

Whatevah, whatevah, she looks good! Y'all be jellis!

But yeah, her clothing line is going to be the Big Lots version of Heatherette, and the only place you'll EVER see ANYONE wearing Heatherette is at the free clinic.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:14am.

I can't wait for the reviews for this mess of a clothing line to roll in.

Submitted by noiprocs101 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:04am.

They're trying so hard, but it didn't work. What a pity.

Submitted by stefystef on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:31am.

Wow, she use to be so fuckin' hot.

And now, she's not...

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Submitted by papango on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:22am.

Well, prostitution is legal in New Zealand and the government is looking at raising the retirement age, so if there's a market anywhere for slutty clothes for saggy old hookers, it's here.

Submitted by foosrock on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:33am.

Oh My Word, if that's a female body, then then I'm speechless and will confer with google.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:22am.

Palm-ela should get the Barbie Movie. She still has all the right plastic parts in place... for now.

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:46pm.

Chris Crocker! LMAO! Pam is a perfect example of beauty fades dumb is forever.

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:25pm.

SMH she's pathetic. desperate, and pathetic.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:57pm.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:52pm.

Only because the sheep have too much self respect to fuck her.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:52pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:02pm.
hmm...Pam has a tight little dude butt. Good thing she got some nip & tuck before burning through all her ho stroll cash.
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Too bad she ran out of cash before they fixed her nips, those puppies look like an alligator gnawed on them. Pretty sad that she has to go to New Zealand to find someone who'll still get turned on by the "oops, I'm accidentally naked" bit, but most of the locals would still rather fuck the sheep.

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Hey now! Pam's a PETA martyr, donchaknow?! She's gonna give those poor sheep a rest for a spell while she's down there.

... my apolgies to all the fine Kiwi folk up in here ;)

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:02pm.
hmm...Pam has a tight little dude butt. Good thing she got some nip & tuck before burning through all her ho stroll cash.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:02pm.

hmm...Pam has a tight little dude butt. Good thing she got some nip & tuck before burning through all her ho stroll cash.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:53pm.

Pic #8 still a shapely butt...considering all that it's been through.

Submitted by moosh on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:40pm.

I don't understand this...

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:22pm.

Well, she looks like a slut, but at least her sarong advertises a very popular children's book...review below:

Even the Wright brothers might have applauded the snazzy paper engineering in this die-cut book, a literal flight of fancy. Pull-tabs and flaps let armchair aviators guide a red, twin-propellor beauty from takeoff ("Check the wing flaps... remove the wheel chock") to landing. Among the clever touches here: as readers shift a steering wheel from side to side, the view through the windshield shifts, too; a cardboard microphone is attached via a cord to the cockpit's radio; fastened by a similar cord, the nozzle of a refueling truck fits into the plane's gas tank. Wilson-Max's text strikes just the right blend of precision and exuberance ("Whee! It's a beautiful day for flying") and his vibrant artwork, with its boldly outlined, chunky images, suggests the work of an airborne Lucy Cousins. Altogether first-class. Ages 3-6.

Submitted by clarketron on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 5:46pm.

I'm confused. is that supposed to be a clothing line? it looks like a cheap towel

Submitted by meh on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:02pm.

Hope she's left Auckland now. Some kind of 'fashion line' that was.

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:02pm.

Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 5:00pm.
"morally bereft piece of scat"

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Can I borrow that? I'll post that to every celebwhore. Them thar's good words.

Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:00pm.

She's always been a morally bereft piece of scat and her lifestyle is finally catching up with her. I read that she owes tons of money and can't pay her bills. Poor thing might have to go back to the trailer park where she came from.

Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 3:37pm.

There is way too much fuckery going on in these photos for my mammalian brain to comprehend.

Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 3:33pm.

rode hard, put up wet

Submitted by Big Bertha on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 3:15pm.

she obviously his muse. oy.

Submitted by Frost on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:40pm.

Something about this reminds me of Buffalo Bill dancing around nekkie.....

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Submitted by gia on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:39pm.

Why are people still fascinated by her? Whatever sexy she may have had waaaay in the past has long been gone...

Submitted by nojokecity on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:13pm.

other than the shiny plastic doll extensions, i think he looks amazing. i meant "she" but that was a fitting typo, so it stays.

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Submitted by svp on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:12pm.

nice wig Richie Rich is sporting. anyone seen pics of him without it?

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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:10pm.

I just don't understand why she thinks anyone would want to be seen in this shit. This looks gauzy-like an old flour sack-and I'm not talking about the clothes. Is this why she can't pay her bills? All her money went into debuting this horrible fashion line.
We don't get a lot of entertainment down here, so we're having a laugh seeing this old piece embarass herself.
p.s. Prostitution is legal in NZ. Pam just wants you to think shes debuting her fashion line, but really she isn't doing anything more than the tranny ho's on K'rd line up to do every friday night.

Submitted by CollinK on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:14pm.

Well, the fashion show IS in New Zealand. Not exactly the fashion capital of the world, sweetie darling.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:06pm.

Her poor children, ageing with any sort of class and grace has passed Pammy by.

How many times must she torture the human population by exposing her naked, used, plastic flesh

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:03pm.

Shes a skank, so cheap and tacky. Dollar store Barbie Doll with an expandable Vadge

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Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:59pm.

i gotta admit for 102, she has a killer body.

Submitted by Skye10 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:56pm.

*sigh* Oh Pam...

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:52pm.

did he really fall??
hahahaahahahahaha

Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:37pm.

She has "toddler boy without his diaper" ass.

She's trashy whorey, but I always thought she was kinda secksy. She does trashy whorey right and she's made a living off of it so meh.

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:23pm.

*scratching head* No idea. I had him pegged for a linebacker or maybe a fireman. Do gays ever get involved in the fashion industry?

Submitted by _Virginny_ on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:24pm.

I have to add to the "tsk, tsk-ing"

Her poor kids. Their minds are already worn out because they've been making up excuses for both their parents their whole lives.

Where is DFCS?

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:18pm.

Wanna bet her poor kids never ever bring friends home? It would be completely embarrassing to have you half naked mum lounging around pretending she's irresistable.

The sad thing is that she could still look beautiful if she dropped the hairstyle, skimpy trash clothes and makeup she's been wearing for like twenty years. In the pics where she's wearing age-appropriate clothes she looks lovely. When she bares her butt and stomps around in bathing suits she just looks older and haggy.

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Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 12:44pm.
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Pammy looks really good in some of these pics but has a rode hard and put away wet face in a lot of them as well. I bet that up close and in person her face is aging badly.

And I disagree re her legs: I can tell that without wearing high heels, Pam's thighs wouldn't be so wondrous.

I really hate bagging on women's looks, but anyone on Dlisted is fair game, especially someone like Pamela who's entire career is based on showing off her body. Still, I can't help but feel a little guilty about slamming her once-hot bod. Ok, maybe I don't feel that bad!

Poor Pammy really doesn't have a clue though, does she?

Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:57am.

That makes MUCH better sense if she's in Australia...
Still gets the mighty FAIL on the rest, though.
She's still not selling anything better looking or made than what already exists in Australia and other still warm-and-fuzzy parts...
But I'm sure she's just happy she's getting some change in her actual purse instead of peen in her meat purse to pay her bills...

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:46am.

So the gay, with the face and the fake hair is super-annoying. He must *really* hate women to design such fuckery. Why does Pam have to be such a hasbeen-asshole to participate in this douchery? That look is freakishly disgusting, and her boys deserve better than to have a tramp-mom.

Sorry--I can't seem to stop commenting about this. It's terrible.

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