Friday, September 25th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Mayor Eric Brewer


There's an ESCANDALO brewing over in East Cleveland after sessy pictures of Mayor Eric Brewer poppin' that ass in women's lingerie were shown on a local news station just days before the primary election. Mayor Eric would not confirm or deny if the hot piece in the wig is him or not. However, Mayor Eric did accuse his opponent of leaking the pictures in a last-minute attempt to sway voters. Well, guess what? I'm about to sway my ass over to East Cleveland to find a way to cast a vote for Mayor Eric!

The three things I look for in a mayor are:

1. Someone who has conquered the art of posing doggy-style for their Craigslist ad.
2. Someone who knows the importance of color coordinating their fuck-me-pumps with their lingerie.
3. Someone who is the star of a good ole' cross-dressing SCANDAL!

Mayor Eric has all three! Therefore, Mayor Erica, you have my vote girl!

VIA Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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picture 2 totally looks like a trannie version of tyra banks!

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

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Best Optical Illusion evah!!!!

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Nitty!

LUVS IT!

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NitWitty's picture

OMG LOL!
Check out this bitch slap to Lily Allen on YouTube re her new 'stand' against file sharing and quittin' the muzak biz!! Bwhahahahaha!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9-esIM2CY
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The mayors are always the kinkiest.

And on a side note...I hope this mayor is not related to me!

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What a coy little minx!

dick's picture

hsotm

CORNDOG's picture

That dude's butt ox is too large. Far too large for my taste.

Chirio's picture

Smurfy: exactly..not a maid but one starts acting like one..one is the host so...arrgh incredible. Even if I go and have a glass of water I ask.."would you like a glass of water too"....arrrgh lol. are we like twins? cause I need to check my family tree just in case. You still get my garden/backyard either way so...yeah!! lol.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:06pm.

I feel exactly like that.
like a Maid.not because he demanded anything, just because I feel like I'm the host ( and I want to make that really clear, that is MY HOUSE, my remote, my music) and he is a visitor that I have to take care of.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:03pm

I agree with you. I know that something better will come up, I just have to hang in there.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Chirio's picture

Speakit: That is so awesome!!! :D
Yes gotta hang in there and things tend to work out somehow..not right now..but eventually. :D

Coma Caca!!

Chirio's picture

Nah, dont feel horrible. It's just the way it is. When one is alone we can do anything, sit here or there, be all over the bed, dress however we want, not wear a bra, lol, seriously. when a guy stays over I become a maid. pick up his clothes from wherever he puts them, pillow picking, towel, arrgh yeah...that's me..in my case. I cant stand it. If I had a bigger place like a mansion..whatever..I could probably care less. The men may be great but it's for being independent for such a long time it feels uncomfortable. But don't over think it too much.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:54pm.
Smurfy: :( well something better will come (work place wise). atleast you have something right now! At times when I say to myself in private "Oh my life is this or that..work this or that" I say stop it Chiri..one has a roof over our heads, food ..a lil bit, a job..and some dont. We all gotta hang in there and some day we will have our break. and maybe we can help others in need.

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That's a good attitutude. Right now, I have 3-5 walkins or calls a day for openings at my store. They've cut payroll, so my associates and myself are hurting. We just ended our Giving Campaign and I'm proud to say my store is number one in the district for dollars donated and we had 100% participation. My associates were really excited about it, as was I. Our donations will go to Susan G. Komen, Tameka Brown Cervical Cancer, Fresh Air Fund, Nature Conservancy, United Way, Big Brothers Big Sisters, American Cancer Society and the American Ballet. I'm a firm believer that if you give of yourself what you can, you'll be rewarded tenfold.

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Chirio.. Oh girl I'm so happy I have a job... I just need it to be a full time.

yeah I feel ya!
He is great and everything but I really dont want him to stay over.is that wrong?? I feel horrible

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Chirio's picture

For me the time limit for them to be there is like 2-4 hrs..staying over makes me want to run away.
Sometimes I even catch myself being like a maid.."do you need something, are you ok, is that pillow alright"" arrrrgh I cant even talk about it. lol

Coma Caca!!

Chirio's picture

Smurfy: :( well something better will come (work place wise). atleast you have something right now! At times when I say to myself in private "Oh my life is this or that..work this or that" I say stop it Chiri..one has a roof over our heads, food ..a lil bit, a job..and some dont. We all gotta hang in there and some day we will have our break. and maybe we can help others in need.

Yeah that is why I dont like having BF's over. Being independent makes us feel weird if a him sleeps over. For me...It is sooooo uncomfortable. Glad I am not the only one.

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:45pm.
SMurfy: from court? watcha do now? haha. all ok? Yeah, I hear ya on the tired part. Ima rest this whole weekend. havent slept well all wk

LOL, Nothing I had my last case pending form my old job. :( Is a shame cuz I did a damn good job.

HD stayed over last nite for the first time, I'm not use to share my bed. I dont want him to stay anymore. It felt very weird. Im not sure how to feel about it

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Chirio's picture

SMurfy: from court? watcha do now? haha. all ok? Yeah, I hear ya on the tired part. Ima rest this whole weekend. havent slept well all wk.

Coma Caca!!

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Anyone notice the guy standing behind the Mayor while he was giving his speech? He was wearing the 3 wolf t-shirt!! OMGLMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!
It's the wolf's fault!!
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Chirio's picture

@little_rascal: LOL ohhh heck no!! cut right thumb...getting better (last sunday night)...sprained ankle from running around and twisted it, and now this...I need a padded world.
One time ( there are trees in my backyard, 2 palm trees and some lime trees) so the palm tree leaves fall onto the roof at times... I once fell off trying to take one down my roof from the ladder. last time I did that. now I dont even bother going to the roof, let the neighbores guys do that.

Coma Caca!!

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I dont want to drink tonite.. I think Im sick or something.... I came come from court around 3 pm I took a 2 hour nap and Im still sleepy. :S
I didn't get much sleep last nite

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

little_rascal's picture

Chirio, now you'll have to climb onto your roof to get that door mat!

Chirio's picture

JustJack: LOL :(.... (slobbers) no. sad...sad sad. but oh well... I'm not into dating these days. too much energy is taken out on one's soul. are you at work still?

Coma Caca!!

JustJack's picture

Okay, I am an Idiot! I thought you had a real date with a guy you were calling Captain Morgan!
DOH!

Chirio's picture

with the stupid ass slippery door mat. after I picked myself up like an old lady...I threw the damn thing on top of my roof. I dont have anger issues. I was pissed off. same difference...ummm (goes with capt morgan to her corner)

Coma Caca!!

JustJack's picture

How the hell did you fall on your ass?

Chirio's picture

So before I went to the drinky store I fell on my ass...really cute dumb ass me!! arrrgh. and I havent had a drink...til now

Coma Caca!!

Duvel #1 in hand, #2 is on deck. It is going to be a good night.

Chirio's picture

Hellooooooooooo

Coma Caca!!

gucci's picture

ITS HIM DAMN IT!

that said, why don't these guys just quit and come out of the closet already? first jim magreevy; then the guy who liked to screw in the mens stall; and now this moron. god; just do the world a favor and live life the way god intended you to.

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I'm off to work in half an hour, Chiri. Enjoy your nap.

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Chirio's picture

Later Jazz.
ISMU: see ya in a bit...off to my nap time!

Coma Caca!!

little_rascal's picture

OMG, JazzFish avie!!!

Later sluts...have great weekends!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm about to kick some dicks in over at this fucking annuity company that's handling some of my mom's shit. FOUR calls and the guy today is the only one who has given me any information worth a damn AND who said there are two different claims and that I biffed on the paperwork and only sent in one. None of the other fuckers could have told me that??

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Chirio's picture

Nap time! have a nice weekend to those leaving.
Peace and luv..in a non 3 some way! ((hugs))

Coma Caca!!

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WTFuckityfuck! My manager at the restaurant just sent me a text "if you want the night off I will work for you."

Um, NO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm brokity broke broke and I'm already not working sunday, so....yeah. I need tonight.

Maybe I'll get a Duvel - in honor of Stoney.

Chirio's picture

sucks when people talk over each other in a conf call. its over. my earrrrrrrr. getting ready for my Capt morgan date

Coma Caca!!

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See ya MJT!!!!!

Stoney - well, that's good for today. Deal with tomorrow when it comes.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:03pm.
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It is. It's also Hawai'ian for a porch that catches cooling breezes.

Ha, thanks I only feel 1/2 dumb now

Chirio's picture

cheers!!

Coma Caca!!

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I wish University of Phoenix would quit spamming me. I have a degree from a real school, thanks.

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Ima thinking its going to be Samuel Adams tonight. Maybe something on the grill as well.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:14pm.

well i'm off to get drunk.

everyone have a good weekend horz. xoxo
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Have a great weekend!

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By the way jack, I never sent that email. I just got "permission" to go to happy hour.

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