Monday, September 28th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 25th!

One of Khloe and Lamar's more expensive items on their wedding registry - Migs

Runners-up:

We get it, Tommy Lee, you have a big weiner, but this is just overkill. - TFBuckFutter

Pamela Anderson's boob washer. Lather, rinse, repeat. - GrandmaJ

The Ronco Wide-Stance Urinal, endorsed by Sen. Larry Craig. - Tyroan

(Thanks James)

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Submitted by paperboyz on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:10am.

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Migs's picture
Submitted by Migs on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:59am.

Thanks everyone! :)

jsdhfsjdf's picture
Submitted by jsdhfsjdf on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:51am.

My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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jonea80's picture
Submitted by jonea80 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:31am.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???

women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.

There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as

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Raul Duke's picture
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:25am.

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:08pm.
We have a winner!!!!!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 1:06pm.
Two player mode on the Nintendo Wee.

You jinxed me Barb! Never fuck your chickens before they're hatched! Congrats winners!********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:16am.

Hahaha Tyroan! Congrats. Migs, TFBuckFutter, and GrandmaJ.

I also liked RV's "Grand Central Station" entry.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:06am.

Which they're not getting cuz no one bought the expensive stuff;p

Happy winning, funny hos!

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The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:03am.

Congrats winners!!

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freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:01am.

Congrats Migs, TFBuckFutter, GrandmaJ & Tyroan! All hilarious!

Anonymousfckr's picture
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:59am.

ahahahhahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHA! Migs deserved it so much

KaosAndMe's picture
Submitted by KaosAndMe on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:52am.

Thanks for the early morning laughs, Winners!!
(I wonder how Michael K picks the best ones as the entries are all pretty funny!!)

Sensimina's picture
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:36am.

lol @ migs...good one!

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

vermonster's picture
Submitted by vermonster on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 2:02pm.

Little known fact: At CNN studios, Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer share a common bathroom between dressing rooms.

vermonster's picture
Submitted by vermonster on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 1:41pm.

And here we have a rare glimpse into Macaulay Culkin's guest bathroom at Neverland Ranch

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 11:20am.

The test that Kim Kardashian gives to tell if a man is date worthy.

McLovin's picture
Submitted by McLovin on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:36am.

Harry Potter discovered something very odd in the Slytherin House loo.

ImpertinentVixen's picture
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:21am.

Guess that celebrity toilet: The Beckhams?

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by CassieM on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 7:48am.

Dream bathroom, by Tom Cruise

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Submitted by stefanie sun on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:18am.

www.MillionaireCupid.org is a community for those seeking interracial relationships, friendships, dating and more. Join now to meet your dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities.

Submitted by dannie babes on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:21pm.

Final prototype for his and hers bathroom fixtures at Tom and Katies

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:52pm.

Tommy Lee's Prank : Popping in to pee with his male guests...

Submitted by gooben11 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:51pm.

George Michael's wet dream.

ProfessorVP's picture
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:22pm.

The Bernie Madoff model's twice as big. It's called the Fourflusher.

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:43pm.

its bruce bitch...

For all the olympic runners who you can't ask male or female.. a toilet that accomodates the xy and the xx

Provolone's picture
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:00pm.

Post-coitus urinals, now you'll never miss!

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Jugiem's picture
Submitted by Jugiem on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:55pm.

Chyna can now pee without missing!

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Holy double-donkey punch are you ugly or what?

Jugiem's picture
Submitted by Jugiem on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:55pm.

Hot Ginge's favorite urinal. Made just for two!
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Holy double-donkey punch are you ugly or what?

Jugiem's picture
Submitted by Jugiem on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:50pm.

Finally, a urinal created especially for Khloe and Lamar. Couples who pee together stay together (at least for a week).

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Holy double-donkey punch are you ugly or what?

Danasaurus Sex's picture
Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:44pm.

Finally, a urinal that takes the guess work out of aiming when you're drunk.

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:32pm.

its bruce bitch...
When Heidi and Spencer married two assholes were forever joined together

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:31pm.

its bruce bitch...

Why can't you let Kanye's shits be great??

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:15pm.

its bruce bitch...

Well you know what they say, opinions are like assholes..
But this is for the truly gifted genius Kanye.. who like everything else, overachieved and has two... assholes.. three if you count his mouth

Submitted by salty721 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:07pm.

George Michael John

Submitted by dukehotginge on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:50am.

tommy boy had these installed at the scientology center so he can get a better glance

City Barbie's picture
Submitted by City Barbie on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:42am.

Double Header

City Barbie's picture
Submitted by City Barbie on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:39am.

Double Drip

Grandma J's picture
Submitted by Grandma J on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:38am.

Pamela Anderson's boob washer. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Mrs. Nordy's picture
Submitted by Mrs. Nordy on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:32am.

The new official West Hollywood his and his potty.

ALASTAIR's picture
Submitted by ALASTAIR on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:20am.

Two peens in the hand are worth one in the bush.

TheBreakdown's picture
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:49am.

The George Michael Pissoire Deluxe:

designed to cut out the middle man

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McLovin's picture
Submitted by McLovin on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:38am.

Sadly for the inventor, even Billy Maze couldn't sell this shit.

McLovin's picture
Submitted by McLovin on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:36am.

BILLY MAZE HERE FOR THE MIGHTY WIZ-CLEAN! IT ELIMINATES THE MESS FROM YOUR STICKY DICK 2 STREAMER AFTER NASTY SEXY TIMES.

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:18am.

Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:51am.

Michael J. Fox's unrinal!

LOL, that'll never win, but I love that one.

Submitted by coco23 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:02am.

Lady Gaga: "i told you, you imbeciles. I have a penis and a VAGINA"

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:40am.

Now you and a friend can miss together.

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On dit que Dieu est toujours pour les gros bataillons.

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:22am.

This must be the Tourettes model!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:21am.

Michael J. Fox's unrinal!

Vern's picture
Submitted by Vern on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 8:20am.

UR INE a hole new dimension!

mbutter's picture
Submitted by mbutter on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:51am.

This must be on the Khloe K wedding gift registry for sure. A couple that pees together...

mbutter's picture
Submitted by mbutter on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:50am.

Pee for two, and two for pee.
Me for you, and you for me.

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