Friday, September 25th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Did an anvil drop on Ceiling Eyes' head? Her eyeballs are doing a backflip! - Moe Jackson

Ralph Lauren must be in the business of making hydrangeas now - Egotastic!

Whory and Whorier - Hollywood Tuna

Kimbo still exists (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Lady CaCa was better when she was a broke version of the girl from Evanescence - Towleroad

Hugh Jackman obviously just wants to fiddle with Doogie's howser. Videotape it, please! - Just Jared

How is Blohan going to blow when her lips finally fall off? - Lainey Gossip

Gis Bundchen takes her fetus for a walk in Boston - Popsugar

Wonky McValtrex's tardmobile - Hollywood Rag

Sienna Miller is missing out on all that sexiness - Holy Moly!

Sarah Silverman's new piece is a purdier version of Greg Kinnear - Celebitchy

Catching up with an old friend: Xtina's red ass lips - ICYDK

It's a good thing Vince Vaughn was born with amazing birthing hips - I'm Not Obsessed

Lezzie motivational posters - Cityrag

Add a cigar and this is probably Monica Lewinsky's recurring wet dream - Socialite Life

Megan Fox puts on clothes for Nylon - Popoholic

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:36pm.

LOL

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Go, go, GaGa. I told y'all she's talented.

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I just googled "eye diseases" in an attempt to diagnose Ceiling Eyes, but nothing came up but a bunch of shit from the American Kennel Club.

Appropriate.

DeeDee's picture

The Cityrag Lezzie posters gets me kinda tingly in the regions.

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Wow Lady Gaga actually wasn't so bad back then. I like her then and now. I guess she can do the gays and the lezzies.

Side note, her schnoze doesn't look so big back then (or recently for that matter) I thought she had a nose job? What's up with that?

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Partridge has the weirdest around-the-mouth parenthesis: they are so deep for a very young woman.

Enough Bloho.

Enough Fox.

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Pitt doing v. good things in New Orleans. Saw the houses. Very nice. They'd love him to be mayor, He told Bill Maher he'd rather replace Jindal. Does he have to do all this? No. Is it for publicity? ??? I think there is a real person there. He's like Clinton, he can feel other's pain.

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I think Clinton is looking at Pitt and thinking "Dammmmm, this is the only guy in the world getting more pussy than me"!

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Lohan's bleached hair and extensions wash her face out, she looks so much better with darker hair. She's such a dainty, small person but still has a cute face despite the damage, there is hope for her methinks. Her voice is so raspy is that from drugs? Her interview was really boring, she sounds programmed.

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Shes so squint. I don't know why she doesn't go for vision therapy and have it corrected

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Hahaha Master B. I think Kimbo caught a bad case of the Wonk eye from hanging out with Parasite.

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Ceiling Eyes has pregnancy cheeks. Or does she always have chubby cheeks?

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I notice Megan Fox is kind of hiding her freakishly disfigured thumbs in all of those Nylon photos.

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Wait, was Vintage Lady Gaga singing a lady-empowerment song about being yourself?

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I am actually worried for Blohan's safety in Singapore. They don't mess around with drugs there and I'm sure she can't go without for very long.

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Anonymous Q's picture

What the hell is wrong with her eyes? What makes your eyes do that?

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Ok, since we are all apparently suffering from failing eyesight in this thread, I'm going to admit that I found Kimbo a wee bit sexy. I guess this means that I have to stop masturbating until my vision clears up.

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LOL@Egotastic's rundown of FUGLY Kelly Brook:

Oh look, it's Kelly Brook naked in some lingerie photos for Ralph Lauren. I don't really see how being naked, just holding flowers would be an effective way of selling clothes, even lingerie, but I'm not really going to question te marketing guys on this one. They've got fancy degrees and big salaries, so if they say that Kelly Brook must be naked in order to sell their product, then they must be right. Of course, if you were to ask me, they'd probably sell more if you could see Kelly Brook's nipples.

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Sorry to disagree, MK. Greg Kinnear is the sex. Has been since the "Talk Soup" days. *purr*
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Ceiling Eyes and her man are douchey and fug.

Rob Huebel is hilarious! Anyone seen him on Best Week Ever or Human Giant? Anyway, I think he could do better than Sarah Silverman. In the words of Michael Bluth, "Her???"
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Dude is type HOT! Dayahmz.

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Ceiling Eyes looks much more appealing with lighter hair. She needs to tell her bf that the "gay kewpie doll" hair went out over five years ago..

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Lindz doesn't look that bad

*kills self*

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Semi-vintage GaGa! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! *waiting for my own stalker to hump my leg*

Blowhan is still trainwreck fascinating to me.

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Jesus Blohan STFU, fucking duck lips.

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Greg Kinnear is much cuter than that dude

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Megan has the Exact.Same.Face in every single picture. And just show us your tits already don't be like Biel and show them when nobody gives a fuck.

Why are people still giving Hohan ANY press? WTF does she even do anymore? Besides coke.

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