Friday, September 25th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which hunky news anchor wore a special black helmet to go with his tight, black T-shirt for his reports from the front? The dark get-up made him really stand out among the troops in their camouflage fatigues. (Page Six)

There's really only two "hunky" news anchors and they are Rachel Maddow and Mah Boo. Rachel would never ruin her hair with a helmet, so my guess is pretty obvious.

You would think that an actress who has over 30 credits to her name would have put away some serious coin over the years. However, this one doesn’t appear to be managing her money well. She went shopping recently, racking up about a thousand dollars worth of purchases in a short amount of time. She presented her credit card. Denied. She presented a second credit card. Denied.

The actress accused the salesperson of not knowing how to process a credit card transaction. The salesperson held her tongue and simply smiled and asked the actress if she wanted to pay cash. The actress snapped that she wasn’t stupid enough to carry that type of cash around with her. She pulled out another credit card. Third time was a charm. What has she done with all her money? We hope it didn’t go up her nose. (Blind Gossip)

The obvious guess is LiLo, but wouldn't she just snatch up the goods and waddle out?

What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right now. (CDAN)

Jlo & Skeletor?

Posted by: Michael K


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cricket on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 11:34pm.
What about Shannon Doherty (sp?) for #2 she would get pissy with a salesperson in an instant. And it says third time was a charm and she was on Charmed for a while.
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What about Shannon Doherty (sp?) for #2 she would get pissy with a salesperson in an instant. And it says third time was a charm and she was on Charmed for a while.

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I agree with the Nicole Kidman guess. I saw ONE photo of her papped with the baby and she looked like she had no clue how to hold it. Her whole demeanor was "UGH wtf am I doing with this thing?"

As for her other kids, I can't really say if she cares about them or not. Tommy Girl and his cult are really the ones in charge of that. Obviously she doesn't care enough to fight it though.

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I think #3 is Kidman. She didn't have any interest in the two with Tom either. I think the only time she's with this one is for her photo-ops then she hands her right back to the nanny.Sshe's always pictured out and about and it's very rare she has the kid with her.

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You know Coop is getting some 'don't ask, don't tell' action down there!

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Call me stupid, but why would a news anchor stay in the closet? That male action heroes don't go public I kinda get, but it's not like news coming from a homosexual reporter is less trustworthy or informational. Besides, your sexuality is not the sum of your personality. Big freakin' deal (as long as it's consensual and overage).

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Ahhhhh..

Sorry, MK.

Ya Booh's gettin' rough.

Next stop, glue factory...

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#3 is Fishy and that douche from Coldplay.
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lisaural's picture

MK, was that photo montage from your personal collection? ; )

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:15pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 3:50pm.
MK, I do not have the SLIGHTEST idea what you're getting at with these pictures!

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They're probably just shrunk down versions of ones he's got slathered all over his ceiling... he wuvs his mahbooooooo.............
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Pam doesn't buy clothes, she never wears anything!
lol.

As for the 1st, everyone is right with Cooper.

The 2nd cannot be Lohan: she doesn't have 30 credits - hmmm...

For the 3rd, I guess Jlo and Anthony too.
The Jolie-Pitts SEEM to spend time with their children - mostly travelling but they are still with the kids.

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1. AC silver fox. He can wear whatever his lil pretty heart desires.

2. LILO or for shits & giggles, Sharon Stone.

3. Umm Sarah Jessica Parker. She adopted twins and "hasnt had the time to bond with them". Bitch u had a surrogate. U knew when they would be born and ur the exec producer of SITC 2. You could have push back the movie or at the very least, have the babies on set like alot of actress moms do.
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Anderson Cooper wears his tight black tees for his all important Earth and Global Warming stories. When the hell has precious ever been reporting "from the front"? HA!

Geraldo es que mas macho! Of course they meant that real man!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 3:50pm.
MK, I do not have the SLIGHTEST idea what you're getting at with these pictures!

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They're probably just shrunk down versions of ones he's got slathered all over his ceiling... he wuvs his mahbooooooo.............

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AC's obsession with color coordination might be a problem on the front...

DeeDee's picture

Good guess with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. She has like 500 jobs and Mark is always on those Lifetime movie sets. I bet those kids don't even know what their parents look like.

Ryder is a possibility because 2 credit cards were denied and 1 worked. So 2 out of the 3 people she got the cards from reported them stolen.

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1- AC for sure

2- Pamela Anderson? Julia Roberts? Meg Ryan?

3- Jlo&Skeletor? Brangelina? Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? TomKat? Will Smith and Jada? Sarah Jessica and Ferris Bueller? Kelly Rippa and Mark Consuelos?

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MK, I do not have the SLIGHTEST idea what you're getting at with these pictures!

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Yes, #1 is Anderson, I watched the week he was in Afghanistan getting the swine flu, it was noted that he stood out amongst the background in all black.

And kinda, sorta like he was dropped off by the short bus.

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Tristram's picture

Lohan has 23 credits as an actress. But the "nose" ref sure do sound like her. Ryder has 44 credits but she doesn't pay for anything.

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Whoever #3 is, they need to be kicked hard in the ass. Children should be their parents' main priority (although I know they often aren't).

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La Profesora on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:52pm.
True story! I studied in Dominican Republic for 4 years and there are maybe 2 or 3 gay bars there. The biggest one is called Cha and it is a 2 floor dance club in a really nice part of Santo Domingo, and guess who my roommate and I saw there one night!!! I swear it! It was the Coop! He was covering his hair with a black hat - we followed him around for a bit to make sure, but it was him! With him were two darker Dominican guys who seemed to be showing him around. And he was wearing a tight black shirt!!!!
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#2 could really be anyone. Most celebrities suck at managing their money. Then again, so do most Americans. :)

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#3 I would say Brangie minus the photo ops.

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I'll guess #2 is Winona Ryder.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:47pm.

It says "30 credits to her name" - which would include TV and/or stage work.

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#2 has GOT to be Lindsay!

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zomay's picture

1. Rachel ;D

2. Everyone will say Pam so I will say Rose McGowan. She was on Charmed for a minute and for some reason I can see her getting pissy with a sales associate.

3. Could be so many.

KD's picture

Where did he wear this helmet?

La Profesora's picture

True story! I studied in Dominican Republic for 4 years and there are maybe 2 or 3 gay bars there. The biggest one is called Cha and it is a 2 floor dance club in a really nice part of Santo Domingo, and guess who my roommate and I saw there one night!!! I swear it! It was the Coop! He was covering his hair with a black hat - we followed him around for a bit to make sure, but it was him! With him were two darker Dominican guys who seemed to be showing him around. And he was wearing a tight black shirt!!!!

M.E.'s picture

#2 Pammy? We all know she's broke as a joke.

hohan hasn't made 30 movies.

Tristram's picture

No. 3: Brangelina? *drawing Stars101 in by tractor beam*

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Reports from the BACK.

Or so I've heard...