The Canceled Life
The CW's The Beautiful Life has been taken out back and put down. E! News reports that Mischa Barton's triumphant return to TV was killed after just two episodes. That Ashton Kutcher-produced shit show has the displeasure of being the first death of the new 2009-2010 season. The CW shut down production in NYC today and sent everyone home. Bitch is done.
The show's first episode was watched by only 1.5 million and only 1 million pairs of eyeballs tuned in for the second. Basically, bitches would rather watch a wet turd slowly dry up than watch The Beautiful Life. Actually, I saw the first episode and it was just like watching a wet turd slowly dry up.....but shittier. I mean, it was supposed to be a trashy drama and there was no bitch slapping, man stealing or baby switching. That's not how you do it.
This means that Mischa Barton is out of a job. "Dentists" beware, because Mischa now has time on her hands.
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Please Bring "The Beautiful Life" Back To Television
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To: CBS Paramount Domestic Television, Katalyst Films, The CW network
We, the fans and supporters of the CW network's show, "The Beautiful Life: TBL", are highly upset that on Friday, September 25, 2009, the show was cancelled after only two episodes have been aired. The news led to the show's New York City production shutting down while cast and crew were in the middle of filming their seventh episode.
Ashton Kutcher as the co-creator and Executive Producer of "The Beautiful Life" has done an exceptional job with the series and deserves the opportunity to allow his work to be seen by the general public. Although it has been reported that poor ratings led to the show's demise, we believe that the show should be returned to the air immediately on the CW, or at the very least, the show should be picked up by another network (similar to what recently happened with the show "Medium" being cancelled by NBC and picked up this season by CBS).
Mischa Barton also did an excellent job as her character Sonja Stone on the show.
Corbin Bleu also broke away from his "High School Musical" image and showed depth and style in his role as Issac Taylor on the show.
We, the fans, feel that the show was not given a fair chance and should be returned to television as soon as possible. It is seemingly
impossible to judge a new television show in just two episodes and we feel the show deserves a second chance.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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Anything that's a blow to Ashton Kutcher and Mischa Farton definitely helps to brighten my day. Thanks MK!
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Damn, Provy - I had to marshal all my brain cells for this one - the movie was called Summer Rental with John Candy as a stressed out air traffic controller who is forced to take a vacation. I didn't want to cheat & go out to IMDB. I remembered this all by myself - so proud! :)
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Submitted by Am on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:43am.
Ashton sucks! When is Hollywood going to stop giving him chances?
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when he runs out of money to buy them. too bad he's got demi's money now.
Mischa is one of ours chaps but like most of our exports she got ruined by US Customs! I feel just a little bit sorry for her, a beautiful life destined to end in a dentists chair! Sad to see her in Soho http://bit.ly/12Efwo
Haha...Mischa is screwed.
Methinks Barton never got over Adler's low-riders... LOLOL!!
It got cancelled because its so-called 'star' was too cracked out of her mind to adequately promote it.
Dentist my ass!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 6:21am.
Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:09am.
Fanks, Hecker! I thought he'd hung up his comedy gig for good. I'mma check out youtube and see what I can find. Very nice of you to pass that info on. Cheers!
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No probs! Here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2v37u39NY
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I'm sure this show was pure crap. But I do have to say that I didn't see one TV commercial or print ad for it. I didn't even know it had officially started yet! Not that I would have tuned in HAD I known, but maybe others might have? That would suck to have a show cancelled after just 2 episodes...
standing in a firing squad?? i dunno each actor looks like>>WTF am i doinn here??
Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:09am.
Fanks, Hecker! I thought he'd hung up his comedy gig for good. I'mma check out youtube and see what I can find. Very nice of you to pass that info on. Cheers!
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Ashton sucks! When is Hollywood going to stop giving him chances?
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It's all Ben Hollingsworth's fault. The moment they cast his fug mug in the role of a model, all the credibility of the show fell to pieces.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:03am.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:51pm.
I miss the Chappelle show . now that was pure comedic genius!
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Srsly. I ssooooo hope he'll come back to us, but I think he lost his comedic mojo.. or mind.. or both :(
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He's not totally gone. Looks like he's just going back to the basics and doing stand-up at small venues. He was in the UK this year and did a show . . . part of it is on youtube. He was pretty witty and interacted with the audience really well.
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What a slap in the face for methead mischa. Maybe she'll finally wake up & get into rehab, before she kills someone or herself or starts hooking to pay her rent...
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 1:04am.
I would just like to say that everyone on D-Listed goes to bed too early or is posting from the other side of the equator!
This cannot continue. :)
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:56am.
Fat Albert?
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We have Fat Albert to thank for introducing us to Mushmouth. He calls himself Jay-Z now. Compare their pictures sometime.
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I would just like to say that everyone on D-Listed goes to bed too early or is posting from the other side of the equator!
This cannot continue. :)
Fat Albert?
Hey, hey, hey!!
What about Nell Carter?
@provolone:
I can't think of one comedian that reached such heights and sank so low as Murphy has. Maybe he should of Od'd
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What about fucking Chevy Chase?
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:31am.
sowwy, im tipsy.
I forgot im infront of a computer...it was called wait, get this...Summer Rental!!
I forgot about Armed n Dangerous, another pre-teen fave of mine
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:19am.
Jack black is a piece of shit.
I never got the whole tenacious d thing.
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I don't even know you, Provy!
You don't get Rock Opera?!
Tommy?! Bohemian Rhapsody?! Ziggy Stardust?! Nothing?!?!
I get rock operas, just not when they are performed by the local high school. : D
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Aw man! You never wanted to make a Rock Opera?! It's not that it had to be so good, it was that he pulled it off. I would LOVE to do that. And that's what movies are for - to watch people do things you think you want but can't really be arsed to do.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:28am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:26am.
Yeah until he moved on to a lifetime of roles like these classics:
Fat guy with sunburn
Fat guy on horseback
Fat guy in small car
Fat guy who eats big steak
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That's America's fault. We made him work for his money.
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@provolone:
remember liking some movie with candy where he rents a beach house or something, there might of been a boat race at the end.
Then again im remembering what i loved when i was 14
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I think maybe that was Weekend at Bernie's?
You WERE 14, though! :)
Jack Black sucks ass and always has, always will.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:26am.
Yeah until he moved on to a lifetime of roles like these classics:
Fat guy with sunburn
Fat guy on horseback
Fat guy in small car
Fat guy who eats big steak
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:24am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:19am.
Jack black is a piece of shit.
I never got the whole tenacious d thing.
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I don't even know you, Provy!
You don't get Rock Opera?!
Tommy?! Bohemian Rhapsody?! Ziggy Stardust?! Nothing?!?!
I get rock operas, just not when they are performed by the local high school. : D
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I loved the great outdoors with candy and aykroid.
I remember liking some movie with candy where he rents a beach house or something, there might of been a boat race at the end.
Then again im remembering what i loved when i was 14
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@little_rascal:
Neuman in "Seinfeld" was fat and funny
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Truer words were never spoken!
Also, what about Rerun?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:20am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:13am.
@ Team Valtrex
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Neuman in "Seinfeld" was fat and funny.
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Yes, unlike Chris Farley, he had a skill other than "being fat". Do people really miss John Candy that much
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O man! You had to know him back from Second City days...he's an improvisational genius. Was:(
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:19am.
Jack black is a piece of shit.
I never got the whole tenacious d thing.
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I don't even know you, Provy!
You don't get Rock Opera?!
Tommy?! Bohemian Rhapsody?! Ziggy Stardust?! Nothing?!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
@teamvaltrex:
Yes, unlike Chris Farley, he had a skill other than "being fat". Do people really miss John Candy that much?
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YES! His work in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles was nuanced and moving beyond words.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:13am.
@ Team Valtrex
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Neuman in "Seinfeld" was fat and funny.
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Yes, unlike Chris Farley, he had a skill other than "being fat". Do people really miss John Candy that much?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Jack black is a piece of shit.
I never got the whole tenacious d thing.
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Yes, one day Jack Black will learn to arch the other eyebrow, and he'll be twice as hilarious.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:09am.
I miss bill hicks.
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Me too. And George Carlin. And George Burns, even.
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AH JACK BLACK - WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIGH FIDELITY MAN!
i'll never fall in love
what do you get when you kiss a guy?
you get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
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Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
@ Team Valtrex
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Neuman in "Seinfeld" was fat and funny.
@ Xerquina
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Eddie Murphy in "Coming To America" was fantastic.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:00am.
bless his soul but did anybody ever find Chris Farley funny? overfuckingrated.
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agree. people confuse being fat with being funny. it's different. Aretha Franklin knows this, Jack Black does not.
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God forgive me, I HATED Chris Farley. I never, for one second, understood the appeal of that guy. Jack Black forever has my heart for Tenacious D and the Fuzzy Wuzzy song....I know he's not all that but I luvs him, still.
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