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Dita Von Teese (37)
Frankie Jonas (9)
Hilary Duff (22)
Melody Thornton (25)
Bam Margera (30)
Naomi Watts (41)
Carré Otis (41)
Mira Sorvino (42)
Ginger Fish (43)
Moon Unit Zappa (42)
Janeane Garofolo (45)
Suzanne Whang (47)
John Sayles (59)
Jeffrey Jones (63)
Brigitte Bardot (75)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 6:48pm.

Hmmm....very Ivanka-Trump-ish.

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 12:43am.

Holy Crap! I remember Dita's last birthday. She was sitting in a big bra and then it was her barfday, and I totally remember it. It feels like freaking yesterday.

That giant bra made a lasting impression on me.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:26pm.

Hot damn Dita Von Teese never fucking ages. Beautiful then, beautiful now.

Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:24pm.

garafolo is more like 49

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:54pm.

i LOATHE bam margera and when i first saw that picture i thought it was an old one of carnie wilson...

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:53pm.

uh mike you are aware that Brigitte Bardot is a racist and doesn't like gays right?

Kanderso:

you'll never be grace kelly beywhore. never in a million years.

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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:45pm.

Wow another great list of libra sluts. Dita was and still is so pretty. she can do any damn thing to herself and she will still be gorgeous. happy birthday all.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 3:43pm.

happy birthday to all !!!!!!!!

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

Submitted by ja_guide on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 2:29pm.

Happy birthday Brigitte Bardot.

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Submitted by nono on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 2:28pm.

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:27am.

She looks like the preachers wife in true blood
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That is who I thought it was b4 I scrolled down!

Submitted by kiska_79 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 1:45pm.

DVT looks so much like Kristen Bell there! Cutie pie as a blonde AND brunette.

Submitted by blueangel on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 12:37pm.

Dita looks so pretty and natural in that pic! However, her Vargas girl look is unique and brings in the money.

Submitted by name_optional on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 12:21pm.

Dita is gross.

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 12:58pm.

If that's her senior picture, which would 89/90/91ish, Dita stills looks fucking fabulous. I'm old and well aware what people in highschool looked like at that time. That picture is nothing to be ashamed of.

Submitted by anonymous7643 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:26am.

Carre Otis is 41!!! She's way too old for Mickey Dick now.
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Somehow I don't think she gives a damn. She just had a baby and supposedly lives a quiet life with her engineer husband in SF. She seems to have picked herself up from hard times... good for her.

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:57am.

She looks like the preachers wife in true blood!

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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:36am.

she has an overbite and her nose is too long. fug

but happy b'day anyway!

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:32am.

is she wearing those aboriginal earings?

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Submitted by D.R. on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:31am.

Happy birthday to all of them :)

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Submitted by blah blah blah on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:55am.

Dita classy and beautiful

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:54am.

Blonde or brunette, I think Dita is just a top lip away from being truly stunning.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:54am.

Happy Birthday Ms. Bardot. I will bring back my avie in your honor.

Morning hookerz.

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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:51am.

Dita was such a pretty girl: wholesome and natural.

Happy birthday Mira and Naomi!!

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:49am.

Dita Von Teese was uber hot!

Submitted by Bo on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:38am.

Carre Otis is 41!!! She's way too old for Mickey Dick now. And yes Dita looks great as a blonde. Happy Birthday to all!

Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:26am.

HBD Moon Unit! : )

Submitted by I_was_a_slave4U on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:12am.

She looks just like Whitney from 'the city'.

Yes, I love that show....problem?

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*ridden hard*

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:10am.

Ginger Fish? How unfortunate.

Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:03am.

She should stop dying her hair black and go platinum. I know she thinks she's some kind of Vargas girl but there were plenty of blonde pinups and it suits her way better.

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Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 9:00am.

Wow, Dita looks very wholesome and pretty up there. Can't believe how different she looks today. Still attractive, but just a totally different look.
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Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:48am.

Submitted by Raniya on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:06am.
I didn't recognize Miss Dita...
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That's because without the ton of makeup, she's really homely.

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Submitted by jonea80 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:32am.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???

women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.

There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as

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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:28am.

@angel

I worked with her dad years ago in the Mickey Rourke era. Carre would come into the office sometimes to visit him -- she was really pretty IRL and a very sweet girl.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:20am.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:47am.

@ angel: Yeah, whatever did happen to Carre Otis? I thought she became a plus-size model awhile back.

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She just faded away really. She hasn't done anything in ages...in the first part of the decade she worked a little as a correspondent and then put her name on a line of jewelry or perfume or whatever...and that's the last I've heard...

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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:17am.

@ angel: Yeah, whatever did happen to Carre Otis? I thought she became a plus-size model awhile back.

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:17am.

Like OMG! I totally want to wish Moon a Happy Birthday, Fer Shure.
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With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:15am.

I thought that was the preacher's wife from True Blood at first....Dita sure was purdy.

And is there really another Jonas brother out there? Good lord.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:12am.

Carre! I can't say or see her name without thinking the decline and fall of Mickey Rourke. *sigh* Sorry, Carre.

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)

Submitted by cloudy on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:10am.

NO WAY! it can't be Dita, and esp not 37! Where is her 1989 mullet?

Submitted by KD on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:10am.

Wow, she looks great as a blond and she is one of the kind that doesn't need a lot of makeup. Natural beauty yet for some reason she doesn't want to be herself.

Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:01am.

Happy birthday John Sayles! I just watched "The Secret of Roan Inish" for the first time. Pretty good flick.

HB Suzanne Whang! You got me hooked on "House Hunters."

Good morning MK ♥

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:58am.

HB, Janeane - you rock!

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Submitted by MadameLollipop on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:57am.

LOL loving the photo. She actually looks better like that.

Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:56am.

is her earlobe stretched??

Submitted by MJF on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:49am.

Looks like Jennie Garth's older sister in that pic. Or a grown-up Tabitha from Bewitched...

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:48am.

Happy birthday, Dita, Jeffrey & Ginger! Love you guys.

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