Khloe Kardashian's Prenup Woes
Not only does Khloe Kardashian have to worry about how she's going to contain her thirst for the fresh blood of a baby cow during the wedding ceremony, but now she has to fret about prenup issues! Prenup for the pre-op!
TMZ says that lawyers for both Khloe and Lamar Odom (who just signed a $30 million deal with the Lakers) don't have enough time to finish a prenup before their wedding tomorrow. Khloe and Lamar won't move their wedding date, because E! is apparently paying the bill for the $1 million affair. The blessed event is being filmed for one of Khloe's reality shows and Sunday is the only day they can do this. You know, because it's the lord's day. There's no better day to completely shit on the holy union that is marriage. REJOICE!
Apparently, Lamar's lawyers are now working on a postnup, which means they will handle the agreement after the wedding. Also, Sunday's wedding might just be for show (like it already isn't) and the two will legally get married later when the prenup is signed.
I don't even know why the lawyers are sweating over this. Once it's signed, Khloe is just going to break into their offices in the dead of night and swallow the prenup whole so there will no trace of it.
This bunk ass marriage won't even last as long as the time it takes for the lawyers to work out the stupid prenup.
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And HOW exactly are these no talent hacks news??? Is that dude THAT bored to even entertain the idea of marrying that BEAST let alone actually go through with it?? Madness. Dumb entertainment for dumb people, the numbers of which, unfortunately, exponentially increase with each generation.
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Khloe Odom? Sounds like a disease.
"I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have Khloe Odom for which there is no cure"
Shes definitly related to Godzilla right?
God these people are tedious....
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:47am.
"I hope that they registered at K-mart"
K-mart is too good for these idiot's, perhaps BIG LOT'S would be more fitting.
Well I think we have parasite hilton to blame for this bullshit. Bitches famous for absolutely nothing and people paying attention to these D-bags.
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Submitted by swampass on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 3:36am.
It would be classic if the wedding was held at OJ's mansion, but that place was bulldozed years ago and a completely new joint built on the site. So, sadly, it ain't gonna happen.
maybe they could hold it on a golf course and "search for the real killer"... two birds, ya know!
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It would be classic if the wedding was held at OJ's mansion, but that place was bulldozed years ago and a completely new joint built on the site. So, sadly, it ain't gonna happen.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:47am.
I hope that they registered at K-mart
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Funny you should mention that! I just read a story somewheres the other day that people are not spending much on this wedding - everyone's buying the cheapest things they can find on the registry LOL!
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:47am.
I hope that they registered at K-mart
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Funny you should mention that! I just read a story somewheres the other day that people are not spending much on this wedding - everyone's buying the cheapest things they can find on the registry LOL!
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I hope that they registered at K-mart so that us regular folks can get them precious wedding gifts like coupons for slurpees and beef jerkey.
it looks like oh-damn is wearing the three dog moon tshirt already and is really klassy for ditching his baby mama. how much are they going to get paid when their "honeymoon" video accidentally gets leaked?
mama is a god digging pro.
shit, i have no manners.
Congratulations to the Goon and the bride of frankenstein.
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They make me sick. I agree with another post, I hope they don't breed. Another bi-racial child calling themself "BLACK" only!!!
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It's like the goddamn one-drop theory in backwards Louisiana!!
Pathetic.
is it true that the wedding is going to be at the former home of OJ simpson?
They make me sick. I agree with another post, I hope they don't breed. Another bi-racial child calling themself "BLACK" only!!!
OK.
One is pregnant.
One is getting married after a month.
One is a whore in a porn tape.
None have ever held a job.
Meanwhile, on the show Kris and Bruce are like all proud of everyone!
One big happy family!!!!
Sigh.
LOL Tristram...
She's getting married just to take the attention away from the other one being pregnant.
And isn't the pregnant one getting married now too???
Nothing like making major life decisions just for publicity/air time/attention!
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They're just going to sign a "nup."
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Those are BEYOND pathetic.
Why the fuck are they insisting on getting married so quickly and like there was no tomorrow cause the world is going down or something? I dont get it. It's not like they are some crazy Christian dumbshits who have to get married so they can finally have sex. And why is E! footing the bill? It's not like any of these assholes really need it.
Have you ever read Khloe's website and entries? She starts every sentence with "Hey Dolls" and says the stupidest shit. These three sisters are the most useless bunches of crap. Seriously. I read Kim K has 1 million followers on Twitter. For what?
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i'm surprised their not selling special extra scenes as a pay per view live special and then everyone else can just watch it on e...
So will Kathie Lee Gifford and all her primness be at one of her best friends Kris's Kardashion's daughter's wedding? Then include it on her show as one of her super classy things she did this weekend and encourage her daughter to follow in the Kerdashion girls footsteps?
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God, I so hope these two don't breed. I think even the pope would vouch for an abortion in that case. Not even a travellingcircus would take that thing.
This is the stupidest publicity stunt ever.
I hope it backfires on E! and the KardASSians.
Good luck getting her to sign ANYTHING limiting her rights to his cash AFTER the wedding.
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I told y'all. All this rushing Khloe thought she had it in the bag but there is something called a post nup. The problem is that she could postpone that shit for a could six months then ask for divorce. She'd still get half of everything he has!!! Or if she signs that pre nup she'll get pregnnt before the divorce so she can ask for alimony, and child support for the next 18 years. Nice eh?
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This has got to either be a publicity stunt or Lamar is a true, bonified dumbass! Ain't no way if I had his money would I be marrying an ugly man-looking woman like khloe, ugh! Something is just too fishy about it. I'm sure it'll turn out to be as fake as KK's ass! These two idiots get to fake marry in a heartbeat and all the loving gay/lesbian couples have to fight and scratch for a little equality. Shame.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 5:26pm.
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Well said!
12 plus years ago, I got married to Mr. ILoveRArmitage and it only cost $10,000. We had a beautiful ceremony at church with lost of flowers and a lovely reception for 100 people at a wonderful hotel. The food was great and the booze was unlimited. Everyone who was there said it was one of the best weddings they had ever been to and 12 plus years later are still saying that. We've made it through 2 periods of unemployment where we almost lost our house, having a child with autism and fucking Hurricane Katrina and even after all of that, we will be married until death do us part. That part is truly priceless.
What in the fuck are they doing with $1 million. These two twats have no concept of love and what the vows truly mean. They will be divorced within the year, I think. For $1 million, a donation to a charity would have been better rather than some tacky thrown together wedding with two twits who have no concept of real love and the tough times couples face.
And the fact that my friends who have been a loving and devoted couple to each other for 20 years are not allowed to get married because they are both men but these two ass hats get to after meeting a month ago in a night of drunken excess really pisses me off.
My friends would just want to be able to get married. $75 at the justice of the peace, the courthouse or a church or anywhere, just to be able to do it and these ass hats are spending $1 million.
I need another drink. Hopefully I will throw up.
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What in bloody hell do you spend $1million at a wedding on? And why do we keep catering to people who already HAVE money? No wonder why other countries think we as Americans are idiots...ugh, I can't STAND these 2 or anyone else in their family.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:56pm.
Why are these people such a perfect example of half of everything that's wrong with our society?
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angle, you are being generous. I'd say more like 99.9%, and that's in dog years to infinity cubed.
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Yeah, I wanted to blame it all on them but then I thought about the Wal-Mart people...could we give them...say 30%, perhaps?
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 4:01pm.
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The Hiltons are thankfully out of the press (I think Nicky gets more than Paris now!) so we get the lower-rent (ugh) uglier (wow) version of the family now
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It's a good point. I have to say, I like these girls better than the Hiltons but ONLY becuz they are brown. It's true, I'm shallow like that. I feel that representation needs to be more balanced in the media and if we gotta be representing skank hos, let them be brown;p
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:33pm.
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He must be a male wh0re and is also getting a sweet deal on the side for being her merkin. There's no other explanation.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:56pm.
Why are these people such a perfect example of half of everything that's wrong with our society?
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angle, you are being generous. I'd say more like 99.9%, and that's in dog years to infinity cubed.
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The Hiltons are thankfully out of the press (I think Nicky gets more than Paris now!) so we get the lower-rent (ugh) uglier (wow) version of the family now.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
TMZ says their lawyers are already butting heads and arguing. Are they arguing over how much of his money she should get after only knowing him a month? I agree with the previous posters who said Fuck Ryan Seacrest for creating this fuckery.
Why are these people such a perfect example of half of everything that's wrong with our society? Why are they so good at that? They make me nauseous.
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I can't figure out what they have to gain from this stunt. Yeah a ratings jump maybe, but will it be that much - it's not like it's going to be 20 million viewers. And what exactly does he get out of it? Shit, he just got $30 million.
I still fail to see what Lamar's getting out of this shenanigan. Khloe gets the publicity, money, and she beats her sisters to the altar. What the fuck does Lamar get? Everyone in the whole world knowing he has horrible taste? Or finally a female-ish partner he doesn't almost kill during sex? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 3:17pm.
Wait, so does this mean that the "marriage" ceremony will be actually be a fake (not that there's anything genuine about it anyway) b/c the pre-nup isn't signed yet? So they'll just be doin it for the cameras and then do the real deed later (if at all)...
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even better...so e's shelling out a million bucks for a fake wedding...that doesn't seem that smart of a move...i mean how much does an episode of keeping up with the kardasassians cost to produce/make...fire whoever the hell greenlighted this idiotic who's who of the worst of humanity