Tuesday, September 29th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Anita Ekberg (78)
Zachary Levi (29)
Nathan West (31)
Natasha Gregson Wagner (39)
Erika Eleniak (40)
Luke Goss (41)
Tom Sizemore (45)
Les Claypool (46)
Roger Bart (47)
Stephanie Miller (48)
Andrew Dice Clay (52)
Bryant Gumbel (61)
Ian McShane (67)
Jerry Lee Lewis (74)
Robert Benton (77)

Posted by: Michael K


Anita, love the pearls, you can hang your Life Alert pendant from them!

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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Happy 200 birthday to Abraham Lincoln!"

Erm, hate to be a history nerd, but Lincoln's birthday is February 12th. Same as Charles Darwin, btw.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

morbo's picture

Yarg!

Well, at least my hiccups are gone.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Jesus H. Christ, I just IMDBed Anita Ekberg and shit she was smoking fucking hot back in the day, now she looks like fucking road kill! Arg - I think I would off myself!

Fred Flintstone's picture

You know I saw a recent picture of Bridgette Bardot recently and she looked like hammered shit! I mean I didn't even recognize her! The same with Anita Ekberg, I mean really she was one hot piece back in the day - now she looks fucking terrible!

I guess the moral of the story is that the hotter you are when you young the uglier you get when your old! Every ugly person in the world should take heart as the inverse is also true, the uglier you are as a yute, the hotter you get when you age!

Justice is served!!

RasKimmie's picture

OK, Anita. Who choked the shit out of you? I've seen enough New Detectives to recognize an 8 ball hemorrhage when I see one.

Lemon Fresh Scent's picture

Stephanie Miller Rocks!

SilentWitness's picture

Abe Lincoln? Yay!

Anita looks like she has Graves disease.

stefystef's picture

That's Anita Ekberg???? She was one of the beautiful women in the 60s. Whole movies were made around her.

That's disturbing. Is there no hope for me?
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peaches80's picture

happy birthday to all!

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

person_of_interest's picture

Snowpiece, she's on Air America. I love me some Stephanie Miller, and after today I love her even more.

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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse

"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"

Girl has partied. A nap, visine, facial, fluids, colonic might help.

snowpiece's picture

person_of_interest OMG that's so cool, what radio station is she on, I will have to become a fan!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

suckandfuck's picture

WELL EXCUSE YOUR BEAUTY ANITA!

NitWitty's picture

Can't hate on this lovely creature, at least not within ear shot. Between the brown lip liner and those perfectly drawn chola brows, you know Anita carries a shank and knows how to use it.
HB to the rest of the BD Slurtz. G'mornin, MK♥ and Crew.
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Shorty's picture

I've got some new Avon products that I need to get to Anita, STAT!
Seriously though, I hope I don't live as long as she has...what's the use??? My Gramps just turned 90 and all he does is sit on his ass and recall his glory days.
I'm doing that RIGHT NOW, at an age that I can appreciate it all, but not get pissed off that I'm too old to do it all again.

person_of_interest's picture

Stephanie Miller gave a shout out to DListed today on her show, was happy about being a Birthday Slut, and read I love Rob Zombie's comment on the air.

My worlds collided so hard I almost ran my car off the road.

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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse

"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"

snowpiece's picture

LIL rasc: at least she's still breathing, unlike the rest of those whores, LOL

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

little_rascal's picture

Dear god, Anita Ekberg haven't aged well...
She was so stunning, so gorgeous and had affairs with Gary Cooper, Frank Sinatra, Tyrone Power, Errol Flynn. So sad to see her looking like that. :-(

little_rascal's picture

Happy 200 birthday to Abraham Lincoln!

StewieGriffin's picture

For every Sofia Loren or Raquel Welch there's an Anita Ekberg. What the F happened? Oh well, here's wishing her Rodney Dangerfield in drag ass a Happy Birthday.

SpiceDong's picture

Damn! Anita looks like hell. Aging badly sucks.
There is nothing left of the goddess who jumped in the fountain in La Dolce Vita. This type of stuff depresses me.

Nanners's picture

She looks perma-angry. Lord, help me to grow old gracefully.

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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas

Stock Broker's picture

Not a flippin' clue who she is.

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AnonymousBastard's picture

Stephanie Miller is an old biddy but I'd hit it.

snowpiece's picture

look at her here:

http://www.lovegoddess.info/Anita%20Ekberg%20revised.htm

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

chowgirl69's picture

SWEET MOTHER MARY FUCK ME!!!! Is that Anita Ekberg??? Didn't she used to be all kinds of hot? I know the lady is in her late 70's but jebus her face looks like a melted bulldog!

Hockey fan's picture

Here's a freaky fact:
Natasha Gregson Wagner's stepfather, Robert Wagner (No. 2 in the Austin Powers movies) once had a very steamy affair with Anita Ekberg. LOL.

Hockey fan's picture

Tom Sizemore is going to celebrate witha cake made entirely out of cocaine. HB TOM!

Hockey fan's picture

FUUUCK! Can you warn a bitch before scary shit like Anita Ekberg gets posted? Jebus, I almost yakked my coffee.

And...I thought it was Beulah Ballbricker from the Porky's movies.

toni's picture

Happy Birthday Jaydawg!

toni's picture

Anita is a testament to the saying, Die Young Stay Pretty, and added by Blondie, You gotta live fast cause it wont last. She sure was a beauty at one time though.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:51am.

LOL Word. and she's even scarier in person. I saw them back in the early 80's so imagine what she looks like now. eek!

Niko's picture

Wow Anita.

There should be an European remake of "Baby Jane", starring her and Bardot.

Still kudos to the girls for staying away from the knife. At least for the last 20 years.

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DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Les Claypool! I lurves me some Primus.

Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxAol0wbak

HB jaydawg!

Mornin' MK ♥

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain

freshfacestripper's picture

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://image52.webshots.com/452/4/...

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SHE WAS A BABE! I'm a fan.Such style..

Tristram's picture

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:30am.

Yes and much sooner than 78. Check out some of Anita's pix from the 1950s-60s.

freshfacestripper's picture

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:23am.

Ekberg was romantically linked to Tyrone Power, Marcello Mastroianni, Errol Flynn, Yul Brynner, Frank Sinatra and Gary Cooper; she also had a three-year affair with the late Fiat chairman Gianni Agnelli. (Wiki)

So she actually lived La Dolce Vita; I hope she has no regrets now.

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so she was a babe?? she kinda looks like pamela anderson at 78.just sayin.

The C word's picture

Submitted by jaydawg on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:27am.
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Happy Birthday, jay!

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She kinda looks like that hot-ass crossdressing mayor

jaydawg's picture

DAYUM the celebs I share a birthday with are LAME!

Tristram's picture

Ekberg was romantically linked to Tyrone Power, Marcello Mastroianni, Errol Flynn, Yul Brynner, Frank Sinatra and Gary Cooper; she also had a three-year affair with the late Fiat chairman Gianni Agnelli. (Wiki)

So she actually lived La Dolce Vita; I hope she has no regrets now.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

The Dice Man Cometh! Happy birfday you funny bastard...
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Clarisse's picture

Ooof! Time has not been her friend!

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I hope it’s not the bird flu! I heard it’s untweetable!

freshfacestripper's picture

who is that? i know only know of five ppl on the list by name. i dont kno shit.

loozer's picture

kinda iwonic that Jerry Lee also had a song called High School Confidential.
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...

The C word's picture

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:46am.
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Hahah, O...Carol Pope looked almost as bad as Anita.

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Happy birthday Bryant Gumbel.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

Ophelias evil twin's picture

now I've got Rough Trade's High School Confidential playin in my head: "She's a combination Anita Eckberg Mamie van Doren"

Jezus, age is so cruel.