Sunday, September 27th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Detective Julie Bower, the star of TLC's Police Women of Broward County and the hair artiste responsible for that luscious "cocker spaniel going to the trailer park prom" hair. That's a compliment. Det. Bower exclusively works on missing person and sex crime cases. There's been a few episodes where she has to go undercover as a prostitution whore to catch tricks trying to pay for pussay. Det. Julie's sexy straw cloud of peroxide always seduce the johns in. I mean, who would ever turn down the chance to spend a little time with those wings of desire? Not me. And not you.



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Detective Julie Bower has that class, that look, that good breeding which is quite similar to that of Mrs. Dog (Beth) Chapman. I can easily imagine feature articles on both gentlewomen in the pages of Town & Country magazine.
So Elle Mae Clampett became a police officer.
she looks so much like Dog's wife
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this show!
Det. Julie for hsot year!
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 12:04pm.
Thanks for the hair tip - is your natural color on the light side? I might give DIY another whirl before coughing up the big $$ at a salon. I figure one more try won't turn me tangerine yet.....eek.
The show reminds me of why I could NEVER live in the state of Florida ever again, Broward County especially. I lived there for 2 yrs and its like Mississippi with Palm Trees. Ultra crooked Rich taste free white folks(like Miss Trailer Park 3000 here)on one end and then straight on to 3rd world abject poverty on the other side of the train tracks. Makes Haiti look like a democracy.
Nice to see that after the horror show of Aileen Wuornos , the police and state officials of Flordia are getting REAL about prostitution. I mean, taxpayers are paying the salary of 5 cops to time waste over some guy who's only "crime" is he wants to get his dick sucked. Do like the Dutch, LEGALIZE the shit, tax and regulate it and the police can get on about their business of finding out who broke into your home or car, or murdered your kid for his lunchbox.
Oh! but I forgot , THAT would be the smart, sensible non fascist thing to do , this is Fla. were talking about here. I forgot.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by megank on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 3:24pm.
Love this show! I hope she's hot slut of the week! You should nominate Andrea Penoyer next time...she's actually REALLY hot.
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She IS hot! Her body was rocking in that bikini. I was SO jealous. She is my favorite by far.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
I got caught up watching this marathon yesterday. It must have been on for 6 hours. I think MK got it wrong. He should've chosen the crossed-eyed drunk who drove to the police station to file a complaint and (surprise, surprise) got arrested for DUI.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
She has 80s hair and is unrepentant about it. Give her any shit about it and she'll throw you down and hog tie you faster than you can say hot slut.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Love this show! I hope she's hot slut of the week! You should nominate Andrea Penoyer next time...she's actually REALLY hot.
Stumbled upon this show last night for the first time.I once lived there on the regular.Kinda' got homesick.Poor Blacks still get arrested for slingin'.Working class Whites & Latins get arrested for trynna' score cheap pussy or running scams.She's perfect for the job.CHANGE NOTHING.Nice rack too.Not a knock against her so much as the idiot "johns" who get arrested: If you walk into a room...and she turns you on...consider whether or not you need to MAKE MORE MONEY.
Omigosh - love her!! Especially when she called her son to say, "Mommy is arresting somebody now, but will come home to make you dinner soon." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Heather's TJ Hooker remake was probably a mistake.
Click on her name, I need more cowbell. Tells you her age and gives a short bio.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
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I saw an epi where her hairdresser begged her to get a new cut and style and Miss Bleached Out Mess said a big fat NO!!!
Great show, I try to never mis an epidose, these are some bad ass cops, but really Det Julie needs a current 2009 Do.
All you Sluts have a great day.
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
Seriously wondering how old this woman is. She looks to be in her mid to late 40's but has a very young child. Perhaps he is a grandkid she is raising as her own? That hair is as dried out as her skin looks to be. Definitely a deal breaker-someone needs to whisper the word "moisturizer" into her ear.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:50am.
Ok, this is off-topic, but any tips on DIY hair color?
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I dye my hair on my own. I always get a bit ginger with cheap stuff, so i pick light brown/ash, and my hair comes out a sort of darkish axl rose - it's subtle and kinda hot.
Now there is stuff to make your bleached hair less tango'd, but i ve never tried.
I believe that hairstyle is known as the LADY from Lady and the Tramp. Ask for it by name.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Submitted by Fae on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 11:33am.
Sad thing is I see that haircut & color all the time. Lots of middle-aged ladies in western ny still have the same hair they had in high school.
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Yeah, I don't know which is worse: seeing this old haggard look still hanging around or the Gosselin Possum a fat suburbanite with long neon pink fingernails was sportin' the other day. Oof.
Her hair and eyebrows are fucked up, but she has nice tits.
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Sad thing is I see that haircut & color all the time. Lots of middle-aged ladies in western ny still have the same hair they had in high school.
Thanks ES. I have a feeling that I'll have to go back to the salon to do this right unless I get a good tip. A girl might be broke, but we still need to have our standards! I'll just cut corners somewhere else, but food for my new stray cat and getting the right color of blonde have to stay in the budget.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:50am.
No help for the haircolor, I am a cheap whore but I won't DIY on haircolor. I tried it a few months ago and it was horrific. I definitely spend the cash on my hair and fixatives.
There are some whores here that DIY on haircolor and have forever, maybe they will post!
Good luck!
P.S. I found this lady that is the ex-manager of a high end salon that closed because of the economy and she does my hair now. Its cheaper but she gives out $300 work for about $90 at a regular salon.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 10:24am.
I just wanna fix her haircolor, put some Redken Align in her hair and smooth it with with a foil brush and a Chi hair dryer!
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Ok, this is off-topic, but any tips on DIY hair color? I'm trying to save $$ cuz I lost my job and I tried L'Oreal Feria on my blonde hair but it came out too dark. I'm afraid the next time I try something, it'll start getting the dreaded DIY orange look.
OT: ITA that she had the Tiffany look down back in the day.
straw cloud of peroxide
Micahel K, you never fail to crack me up.
I think it's safe to assume she owns a three wolves t-shirt.
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Just a smidge classier than the bounty hunters old lady.
I'd choose her over Suzanne Somer's "She's the Sheriff"
She must have been a Tiffany fan back in the day.
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I just wanna fix her haircolor, put some Redken Align in her hair and smooth it with with a foil brush and a Chi hair dryer!
Her bio says, "Though twice divorced, she's always looking for Mr. Right."
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.