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Brand new cast member Jenny Slate kicked off her first SNL episode last night with a BANG! Or should I say, with a FUCK! During one of her only skits, Jenny danced into my no-heart by dropping the FUCK BOMB. When she realized the beautiful word jumped out of her mouth, she made a "OH FUCK" blow fish face. Usually blows leads to fucks, but Jenny did it backwards last night.
Apparently, this is only the third time in SNL history that a cast member has brought out the FUCK. Some think Lorne Michaels might send Jenny to the back of the unemployment line, and others are sure the FCC will fine SNL.
I say the FCC should fine SNL for using the word "frickin." Seriously, it took me about 10-minutes to even type the word "f-r-i-c-k-i-n." I have to sound it out and type really slowly. My fingers don't want to do it! It's like I'm cheating on the already perfect FUCK word. Why use "frickin" when FUCK is there?
So, I have to slow cap for Jenny, because obviously she knew she couldn't disrespect the word FUCK like that over and over again. She had to show it some love. From fuck word lovers everywhere, thank you Jenny. Keep on fuck bombing!
And really, who FUCKIN' cares anyway? It's not like Jenny is introducing the word to anyone. Hell, babies come out of the womb screaming the word FUCK!
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Even from the beginning, the show have been funny and awful. Some sketches are great, some bomb; some performers shine and develop signature characters, some limp by until they’re fired. Nothing much as changed, except for the balance of funny to awful, as seen in the eye of the beholder. Almost everyone has an aversion to today's rampant use of foul language. Despite Jenny Slate’s widely publicized foul-mouthed flub on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, new cast member Jenny Slate isn't going anywhere. There were rumors of Jenny Slate fired flying around since the Jenny Slate f bomb incident, but they're bunk. Anyone who has a respect for their own intellect wouldn't be concerned by it. It wasn't the first time someone did that on SNL – and besides, who HASN'T said it by this point? The East Coast heard it uncensored, and the word, in NYC, is actually used as a comma. Anyone who thought of putting payday loans into a get Jenny Slate fired campaign needs a life.
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Nigel> For real? What does the word have to do w. morals at all? You mean someone can't be a good person and drop the eff bomb? It makes no sense.
I bet that's the face she made slurping Lorne Michael's peen to get on the show, cause she ain't funny.
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Megan Fox just proved that while pretty is dumb as a rock. Most of her skits were pre-recorded and just stood on stage uttered a few words. She was not good at all. Even La Lohan was better on SNL. I loved her Harry Potter-skit. LMAO.
Kristen Wiig is funny. Kenan Thompson is not funny at all.
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Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 12:43am.
Anyone with revisionist history inclinations who thinks that ALL the old SNL's were just damn hilarious all the way through should watch them again. This time not stoned or drunk. You will see that they too were not all that funny.
Pot - the great equalizer.
Valid point! And, honestly, I—a weekend pothead—watched more recent episodes with people who were not stoned and they all give me the side eye as I laugh till there are tears in my eyes.
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I watched that episode and didn't even notice that she said fuck until I just read this! Whatever, fuck is an awesome word. It will be unjust if Slate loses her job for this; I thought she was fucking funny.
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Euro's let you say fuck it on tv after 10 it's great. its like watching normal ppl on tv.
The ONLY time SNL is funny is when they have a host who can ACT and is really into it!
I can't believe this and other skits even made the air! This was supposed to be funny??
I can't believe they got rid of Michela Watkins who had possibility for the two new lame asses. I am glad they got rid of WILDLY unfunny Casey Wilson ad wonder why they didn't get rid of unfunny fat Bobby Whatshisname too.
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I'm pretty sure her face looked like that right after she "applied" for the job.
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I was JUST about to post that she was ugly, untalented, and did she have any idea after she blew Lorne whether she was being set up to be his sacrificial lamb....
You took the words right out of my mouth!
She, on the other hand, took that gherkin right out of her mouth and thought she was on Easy Street!
Little did she know, she is...
Anyone with revisionist history inclinations who thinks that ALL the old SNL's were just damn hilarious all the way through should watch them again. This time not stoned or drunk. You will see that they too were not all that funny.
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The skit was so unwatchable anyway, who gives a fuck?
That was the only thing that actually got my attention the whole show (U2 aside). Where in the 'frickin' frick are the writers?
Two mud covered four year old kids talking about 'poop' would have been more entertaining.
That girl is unfortunate looking to say the least...
Who gives two shits? Only 2 people were watching any damn way. I haven't bothered to watch SNL in at least 3 seasons.
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I'm pretty sure her face looked like that right after she "applied" for the job.
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I don't know who this bitch is, but SNL hasn't been funny in decades. A big problem is that Lorne Michaels sucks the life out of anything he touches. I'll never forgive him for screwing over the Kids in the Hall.
I watched it for the first time in years. It's still boring and I didn't even realize she said fuck. The entire skit was ridiculous.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 1:12pm.
The U.S. and its bizarre governmental moral codes just bumfuzzle me. Why is it OK to depict rape, torture, and murder on TV but it's not OK to show a boob or say fuck? What the fuck?
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We're so ass backword here in the US. Movies get an R rating for "some sexual reference" and "alluding to drug use". But blood, guts and gore is considered so mainstream. We've been waiting for a little brief full frontal male nudity forever here. How silly is that?
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No kidding. European movies have been showing full frontal nudity forever. There's some weird perverse streak of sexual puritanism in North America that condones brutal violence in movies, but frowns on nudity.
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I know a million commenters have said this, but this was no slip, it was planned.
Gettin' desperate, huh Lorne?
Ya know .. who gives a fuck?? I mean really. It is SNL .. it is after 11PM on the East Coast .. 10 PM here for me .. why the fuck can't they say FUCK??
We can see and hear descriptions of all manner of evil vicious shit and gross medical shit on the the myriad of crime shows and medical dramas on NBC/CBS/ABC/Fox .. but adults can't say FUCK on an adult oriented comedy show??
Wake the fuck up FCC .. it isn't Don Draper times any more!
Last night was the first time in a long time I watched this shit show. Nothing on it was funny in the least and the audience didn't even react to her fuck up. That tells me they sit there dazed just waiting to be told when to laugh.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 1:12pm.
The U.S. and its bizarre governmental moral codes just bumfuzzle me. Why is it OK to depict rape, torture, and murder on TV but it's not OK to show a boob or say fuck? What the fuck?
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We're so ass backword here in the US. Movies get an R rating for "some sexual reference" and "alluding to drug use". But blood, guts and gore is considered so mainstream. We've been waiting for a little brief full frontal male nudity forever here. How silly is that?
I'm right there with ya, Bootsie Bug. When SNL first came out, it rocked!
Ha. I remember when Bono said "we'll keep fucking up the mainstream" on a live awards show in the 90s. After he left the stage, someone told him he'd fucked up (har), he said "What? I thought it was cable."
So?
They should bring back Christopher Walken. He will need more fucking cowbell this time.
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Damn...and here I was worrying that Megan would have been the one to (I gotta say it) fuck up on the show. I wonder if Lorne is now regretting firing that other woman?
Man, how anti-climactic. Sounds like the audience wasn't even listening as there wasn't a peep when she said it.
What a waste of an F-bomb...she got no laughs, it was just embarrassing. The whole skit looks absolutely retarded. Is there a law against canceling SNL or something? I don't know anyone who watches it.
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Ah, so I wasn't tripping last nite, she did say fuck. Fuck me.
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psst.... it was Bonanza ............
not that I'd PERSONALLY know that shit or nuttin....
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How does this piece of shit show survive after all these years? It hasn't been good since the 70's......
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 1:24pm.
It's fucking retarded not to let fuck be fucking broadcast on fucking network tv. Fuck. Cunts.
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The FCC should fine SNL for being so un-fucking-FUNNY. This actually made me laugh -- maybe THAT's what will really get bloated ego Lorne Michael's panties bunched first.
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I really have nothing to say except, I FUCKING LOVE Kristen Wiig!!!! That bitch brings the funny every week.
What fucking time does this fuckin shit fucking air? If it's after 10pm they really need to get the fuck over themselves in the US. It's fucking retarded not to let fuck be fucking broadcast on fucking network tv. Fuck. Cunts.