What The Ape?!
This is why we can't have nice things! This story of harebrained fuckery comes from the UK. Several hos who were driving along the street noticed that there was a gorilla running beside them. These dumb ass bitches called the police screaming about how there was an escaped gorilla on the loose. A gorilla in sneakers! When the cops arrived, they found that the "wild gorilla" was actually 45-year-old Rory Coleman in a gorilla costume. Rory had put on the costume for a charity marathon for The Gorilla Organization. This is some Trading Places shit!
The cops had a laugh and gave Rory several pounds as a donation. Rory told The Sun, "I told the police I'd come quietly as long as they gave me a banana."
This is why you don't drive right after dropping acid. If the drivers didn't call it in as a joke, then they really need a lobotomy. Give them a monkey's brain, because I can't even.....
Well, now Rory knows how Khloe Kardashian feels on a daily basis. You don't know how many times zookeepers have tried to lure her back to the zoo with bananas.
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There is so much fuckery coming from the UK... Between the feisty sluts and the running gorillas, I think I will postpone my visit there for a long, long while... It's fun though to watch it on my monitor.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???
women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
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The only thing really lacking in my life is a Gorilla costume.
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
Anyone got the link to the story, the site's broken
again
Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 7:55pm.
Hey Zomay! Feeling any better?
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Yes thankyou!!
Sorry so late.
Maybe the heat will go down this week, yipppeeee.
I would fuck the SHIT out of Gorilla Man. British and hairy as fuck. Sign me up.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 7:18pm.
Hey Zomay! Feeling any better?
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
Y'all are so harsh. It makes sense to wait to shave and shower AFTER you go jogging.
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I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:41pm.
OMG YOUR AVATAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. amazing.
Matrix killer possum do!
Teresa Guidice needs a new waxer.
Damn, I saw the picture and thought that Khloe Kardashian got cold feet.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:26pm.
LOL I wish! The dude's name is Rory in the main photo. I was blocking out all the rest of the post.
@ Sluttsvile
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Thank god he wasn't picked up by that kinky Brit Boy George. He would have chained poor gorilla to the wall in some dark basement and tormented him.
Animal abuse!!!
Trading Places is /was a great movie.
I would like to meet a guy who is willing to put a gorilla suit on and run for charity on his day off. Sounds like a cool guy.
There is a link now on facebook and twitter to befriend gorillas in Uganda. I tried to befriend one but I think their website is still working out its kinks. I support these causes. I'd rather see a gorilla running down the street than some the jag offs I see out in public.
Maybe it's a runaway groom Lamar Odom in disguise.....
I have to wait 3 more hours ESE!!!! have fun!
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Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
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Stallone clearly needs to cut back on the 'roids.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:49pm.
look, MK is probobly busy eating crayons... so, this IS news for the moment... just deal, o.k.?!LOL!
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Well, I did go out of my way to not hightlight the word SOMEBODY...like I wanted to. That's nice, right?:)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
off to watch "Simpsons/Family guy/ The Cleveland Show/American Dad/... see ya, all!
OT: nah.. i mean, really?... why bother at this point?!
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:41pm.
OMG YOUR AVATAR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. amazing.
the people driving must have been high.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:44pm.
DUH! I don't know what's more stupid about the story...that it happened or that someone posted it as news.
look, MK is probobly busy eating crayons... so, this IS news for the moment... just deal, o.k.?!LOL!
OT: shit, i was responding about the story being published here... does that qualify?
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
Sasquatch Kardassian Late for Her Own Wedding.
Film @ 11.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:44pm.
At least he got picked up by the police and not George Michael. You know George would have been all over that.
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Or EvilShoe. Kidding ES, you know I adore you,.
At least he got picked up by the police and not George Michael. You know George would have been all over that.
Hi PSL.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
DUH! I don't know what's more stupid about the story...that it happened or that someone posted it as news.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
me too Slutty! First thing that popped into my mind!!!
mike, that Robin Williams comment made me cackle out loud.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Heharhar - runaway bride.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:34pm.
I thought it was Khloe, but the gorilla isn't wearing a wedding dress.
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When I saw the pic, I thought MK was making a reference to the wedding taking place today.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:35pm.
and i will take PRIDE in that!.. there better be a bottle and a half lit cig left in the hand also!
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:30pm.
So he was trying to run away from home and got caught.
LOL. You'd go for frequent, long runs if you had six brats and a spouse in the house. (I said SIX.)
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I go on long runs with just two, but they also manage to track me down.
I think that's the only costume Lady Caca DIDN'T wear at the VMA awards.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
If viewed from the back, I could see how someone could mistake him for Robin Williams.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:26pm.
How can a guy in a hairy gorilla costume remind you of someone hot
oh, trust... i knew this chick in New York... well.. another time!LOL!
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If MK ever posts a picture of a wino passed out on skid row surrounded by cats, I'm going to say he reminds me of this hot guy I once knew named ESE.
MR PRESIDENT?!!! Hooray! I was just talking about you last week, wondering where you have been!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:30pm.
Hey, ESE. Just came back to check up on you to see if you were staying on topic. As usual... nope.
hey, it's what i do!.. or, rather.. what i don't do... or contrary wise... hell, i'm still amazed i haven't been banned yet!LOL!
OT: betcha you were wondering... i don't care
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
I thought it was Khloe, but the gorilla isn't wearing a wedding dress.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
I always find it gratifying to be reminded that there are dumbasses in countries other than the U.S.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:30pm.
So he was trying to run away from home and got caught.
LOL. You'd go for frequent, long runs if you had six brats and a spouse in the house. (I said SIX.)
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:26pm.
How can a guy in a hairy gorilla costume remind you of someone hot
oh, trust... i knew this chick in New York... well.. another time!LOL!
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
Hey, ESE. Just came back to check up on you to see if you were staying on topic. As usual... nope.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 6:28pm.
The Sun says Rory is 45, a personal trainer (see kicks), and father of 6.
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So he was trying to run away from home and got caught.
Sasquatch KardASSian stars in "Runaway Bride II"!
@ koko
I'm stunned that the wedding of these 2 twats is actually getting live coverage. (Or any coverage at all, but we don't need to go there again.) I think the only live weddings I've seen on TV are British royalty. Is this what America has come to? Argh!
The Sun says Rory is 45, a personal trainer (see kicks), and father of 6. He also seems to have a sense of humor.
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Don't let a man make a whore of you, Sadie.
I'm guessing zoology isn't a big part of the British school curriculum.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."