The Newest "It" Couple?
Gird your loins, because I know this picture of Courtney Love snuggling up to Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is giving you the dry heaves in your crotch area. OW!
Courtney and Hugo instantly became one at a screening for Oliver Stone's new documentary in NYC last week. Court told the NYDN that she noticed Hugo giving her the sex eye from across the room. That's when Court made her move. Court queefed, "It was the third wink that sold me. He's a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I'd like to go. I'll rock Caracas!"
Yeah, I'm sure she'll rock Hugo's caracas (PASS THE EYE CLOROX). Courtney thinks that if she plays her pussy right she can be the new first lady of Venezuela. Actually, I take that back. Courtney probably doesn't even know who Hugo Chavez is. Courtney gets all her news from her hallucinations.
When Court was first introduced to Hugo, you know she screamed about how much she loved his coffee.
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She looks like the jigsaw killer. She looked better when she was rocking the "I died a month ago and no one told me" look.
President of Honduras can't get a visa but we let this trash into our country? (And I'm not talking about Courtney Love.)
Courtney likely knows exactly who he is. She may be be a lot of things, but she's no dummy. She's very smart and is even smarter when her brain isn't fucked up on a substance.
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
They deserve each other...............so, may they rot in hell together!
Goodness gracious!! Pictures of this mother fucker always makes me sick and ruins my day. Because of this dickheaded ignorant fuck head I havent been to my home country in 8 yrs.
Now I hate that fucking bitch too, she doesnt even know who the hell he is I am sure!
First Sean Penn then Oliver Stone (who should learn to mind his own fucking business instead of doing documentaries praising almost dictators) and now this crazy ho?!
Will the fuckery never end?!!!
AAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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um. No. Just no.
He was winking at her? What a sessy beast. Not.
Less like an IT couple, more like a shIT couple.
It's the fucking clown puppet thing from SAW and a beady eyed dickbag.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???
women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:22pm.
Too bad she wasn't around for Che, Fidel, Arafat or Momar. She'd'a lurved them!
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Hey TITS, she can still get on the Fidel/Raul and Qaddafi train...and there's always Mahmoud, our little friend in Iran...or Zelaya...it's too bad The Messiah is already taken...that would be the ultimate "get".
You liberals and your love of dictators. I just can't.
twinsies!
just click this fucking link
She heard the word 'rock' when he said Caracas and she instantly had pipe dreams.
She should be locked up until she finishes her fuckin' CD!
We're waiting C-Love!
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this is why ppl hate women.
Well.
He cums oil, not coffee.
So at least she won't have to trade Frances Bean for gas.
Yep and this week the EARTH will automatically combust!!
Coma Caca!!
WHAT THE FUCK
omigod. twinsies.
Well, it's KNOWN that Liberace used to cruise Mexican boys on Sunset Boulevard....
You'd THINK he'd be a little more discreet.
Actually, I think she's hallucinating. He doesn't appear to be interested in her but who can blame him? And why is the guy in the background pointing at his eye? Did Courtney's false eyelashes fall off?
In the last pic, it appears that he's attempting to throw the shocker....but she's shut him down with her PIG'S KNUCKLE.
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What's kind of relationship do you want?
I think she would pack it all up for Venezuela. She'll be closer to the good shit. THEN we'll be gettin some crazy ass bloggin.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Venezuela's largest economic resource is petroleum, but from this pic you'd HAVE to swear it was collagen.
That's a lot of crazy to be under the same roof.
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Shiitake happens...
Court really should stop treating her hair with Clorox(R). Not nice.
@moosh
OMG i love the stuff in your blog i used to design , but now i am an art therapist , but the knitted garments are to die for , just gorgeous .
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
weird.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:09pm.
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Jump in! Uh..but ya gotta bring dryer sheets...lavendar scented. And of course..anything cashmere. *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
ON T: Be nice if she was on the next National Geo "Locked up Abroad" and never made it out.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Great, they finally found each other. All the pieces are in place. Now all I have to do is wait until December 21, 2012.
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@ angel_I
LOL angel , that was the shout at for thank you all you make my day !!
god bless the queen!
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Oyeah! HUFFY BARFDAY, peaches!!!
THAT's what I'm forgetting...floating in and out still...:) Hope it's been lovely:)
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@ speakit
LOL girl nothing !! just being real friendly so since is my barfday i thanked all the dlisters i talk to in a regular basis soooooooooo thank you speakit!!!!!!!
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Please, Court just wants a free trip so she can get some of that "pure" white stuff down in Venezuela and Colombia.
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:35pm.
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You did? why, what did I do?
@speakit
i know girl , hahahahahahahaha by the way i thanked you in the birthday post!!!!!!!!
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
That picture is not hard on the eyes at all. Scene stolen in thumbnail #1. lol!
"Say 'ello to mah leetle frrrend."
Venezuela has created quite a nice little niche in the growing of cocoa and production of cocaine from what I've read. Do the math..or in Court's case..do the meth. hehe
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Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:13pm.
sometimes i don't read the post completely
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me either because sometimes it's redundant.
sorry, mk, no offense. I know it's difficult to be original post after post after post. I experience it every time I'm here.
sometimes i don't read the post completely because the pictures says all but i am glad i re-read this one cuz i clicked on the coffee link and there is this little dude dancing and stuff , it was hilarious and i can totally picture courtney screaming at chavez I LOVE YOUR COFFEE !!!!! while using skype and courtney having that turtle on her head , god i am so sick i need to stop , this is wrong , hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 9:01pm.
Me hate her.
Socky...although we've never met socially, I have admired your brilliant posts for quite a while. May I jump on the "Me hate her" wagon with you? I promise cocktails and scintillating convo.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
How can a corpse like her still be walking? Whose blood is she sucking?
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
You know, you just can't make this shit up.
*scrubs brain with SOS pad*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Oh, shit...those fucking beaks must get in the way a lot! Me hate her.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
their faces look like inflated driver and passenger side airbags.
Courtney gets all her news from her hallucinations.
Now this-- this is the unvarnished FACTZ! Why haven't you received a Pulitzer yet, Michael K.?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
I read that as: I'll rock the Carcass!
...but they're not, like, dating or anything right?
This is just event talk, right....?
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wow! the manufacturer meets the user convention!
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 09/27/2009 - 8:37pm
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Quite welcome, peaches...glad you enjoyed it. :)
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Random Acts of Kindness
He's a dictator and all, but someone in my family was able to afford heating oil last winter. He had been making do with a space heaters in one room previously, because he's on a very fixed income. Chavez said a big fuck you to the oil monopoly and it made me smile.
@ The C word
love the kindness stories , so lovely ! thank you.
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin