Wednesday, September 30th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Fran Drescher (52)
Keisha Buchanan (25)
T-Pain (26)
Lacey Chabert (27)
Kieran Culkin (27)
Michelle Marsh (27)
Dominique Moceanu (28)
Martina Hingis (29)
Candice Michelle (31)
Marion Cotillard (34)
Jenna Elfman (38)
Trey Anastasio (45)
Monica Bellucci (45)
Eric Stoltz (48)
Crystal Bernard (48)
Barry Williams (55)
Victoria Tennant (59)
Rula Lenska (62)
Marilyn McCoo (66)
Len Carou (70)
Johnny Mathis (74)
Cissy Houston (76)
Angie Dickinson (78)

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Submitted by birdgherl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:17pm.

If Fran Drescher is 52 then I am not a crackwhore. Bitch please.

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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:37pm.

"It's mah berfday too, bishes!"

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to that mega goddess, Monica Bellucci.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:37pm.

It's mah berfday too, bishes!

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Submitted by WindSwept on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:25pm.

Tis Marc Bolan's birthday today as well. He would have been 62. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC!

Keep a little Marc in your heart.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:39pm.

First of all, Monica Bellucci is a goddess and happy birthday to her hot ass.

Secondly, that is the cutest puppy ever!

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Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:54am.

Happy Birthday to the most beautiful woman alive, Monica Bellucci

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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:31am.

Birthday wishes also to Country Sangers:
Deborah Allen 56 (Baby I Lied)
Marty Stuart 51
Eddie Montgomery 46 (Montgomery Gentry)

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:11am.

Hell yeah Fran!

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:35am.

@ C-Word... happy birthday!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:30am.

Monica Bellucci, Felice Compleanno e Meglio Augurio Bellissimo!

*translator courtesy of http://www.tranexp.com:2000/Translate/result.shtml*

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:28am.

Who was NOT doing it nine months before this date?

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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:17am.

Happy B-Day Pepper (Police Woman Y'all), Greg Brady, Dharma, Crystal, Whiney's Momma and Eric 'The Mask' Stoltz.
Very special birthday wishes to the amazing Johnny Mathis and awesome Marilyn McCoo.

Chances are I get Misty thinking about taking a ride in your beautiful balloon to the Stone Soul Picnic while singing You Don't Have to Be a Star to Be in My Show.
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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:06am.

Ryan Fischer: Here she is in May 2009. She looks better from the T up, yano?

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/8aMcaVaF3zZ/12th+Annual+EIF+Revlon+Run+Wa...

Here's her pic (same as above) from May 2007:

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Drescher,_Fran/gallery/SGG-069973/

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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:56am.

Tristram-

I actually think the picture of Fran on this page is more recent. In Hollywood, due to magical waters that only rich and famous people are privledged to obtain, they can suddenly look younger over night. Well, overnight and a couple weeks of recovery. That "water" can sometimes take an entire layer off your face!

Honestly, whoever she goes to is amazing!

Submitted by joan cusack on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:46am.

HB to my Hot Ginge Eric, sorry MK

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:44am.

That must be an older pic of Fran. Here's one this month, where she don't look as good.

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Drescher,_Fran/gallery/SGY-012568/

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:38am.

Happy birthday Fran Drescher, Marilyn McCoo, Johnny Mathis, Cissy Houston, Angie Dickinson.

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Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:29am.

Buon Compleanno, C Word!!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:10am.

OH look it's Chestah ! ..he's still alive? How long has the Nanny been off the air anyway? LOL

Happy Boithday C Woid ::doin my best Fran Fine accent there:: ; )

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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:57am.

Happy B-day Trey!

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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:54am.

Morning whorz!

What a random list of b-days here. Love Eric Stoltz -- happy birthday!

Fran's adorable pup looks like a stuffed animal. Cutie pie. The dog, I mean.

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:48am.

HB Monica Bellucci, Rocky Dennis, Greg Brady, and the rest.

*blushes* Ta DD!!

Morning dlisters!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:43am.

Happy birthday Johnny Mathis! You remind me of my grandfather. As a kid, we'd drive around my hometown listening to Mathis and eating Brach's cinnamon candy.

Johnny Mathis - Wonderful Wonderful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0_XfxnXWI

Happy birfday C Word! I hope you have an extra slutty day!

Mornin' MK ♥

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Submitted by Chatham on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:19am.

Fran and that retard Down's baby Jayde Nicole could be twins. Except that Fran is 30 years older than Jayde. Lookin' good, Franny!
HB Dominique, my 2nd favorite gymnast.

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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:16am.

cute dog! looks like a mix of a fox and a teddy bear :)

happy birthday to all!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:15am.

What a list of birthday sluts, it seems like a strange grab bag of celebs born on this date.

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Submitted by cabbagehead on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:05am.

i don't know what that doggies breed is, but i want one! it looks like a tiny kodiak bear <3<3<3

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Submitted by Saiko on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:04am.

Martina Hingis is only 29. How come it feels like she's been playing tennis for 40 years?!

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