MiserAlba Finally Has A Reason To Look Miserable
MiserAlba's cuntface was at the top of its game yesterday as she shuffled around in Los Angeles with a brand new shiny red mop on top of her head. You know, usually a touch of a fiery ginge should make your nipples whistle and your mouth assume the smiley position, but MiserAlba wasn't having it. Can't say I blame her ass this time. The new red hair brings out the asshole in her. Specifically, the Asshole Simpson. Seriously, MiserAlba looks like she has chronic acid reflux disease.
If I was MiserAlba, I wouldn't play around with that red. I'd immediately dip that shit in a bowl of brown RIT. Looking like Ashlee Simpson will only bring her trouble. I mean, does she want to look out her window to find Papa Joe jerking his daisy to her? Yea, no. Bitch needs to put some Feria on it!
Also, it looks like MiserAlba has taken a laser to the tattoo she had on the back of her neck. Meanwhile, her horrific tramp stamp lives on! That was the one that needed to go. Whoever told MiserAlba that her b-hole is a gift to us all was wrong.
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I think you got it wrong Madonna is going to adopt him not marry him. He is young enough to be her grandson.
she looks like crap
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The war isn't working.
The only thing that bothers me about her is that she gets parts in movies when she is a terrible, TERRIBLE actress.
I do like that hair color on her though and I think that she's very pretty. She should just be paid to look pretty and shut up because she can't act.
She's so thin.
That hair color looks beautiful on her. Like the prettiest she's ever looked.
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I think people who walk around grinning like Jack O lanterns look somewhat frightening (read: mentally unstable) or like buffoons.
I;m not sure why paps clamor for her she's not been in a big hit for a while now. And I'd be cunty too if I was married to the douche she is. The guy is a tool and I've read many accounts he cheats on her. Trapped in a loveless marriage maybe. So that sucks.
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
just because she doesn't smile 24/7 doesn't mean she's a cunt. just sayin...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Can't wait till this douche starts morphing into her mother! That could a shit load of fun for any serious dlister!
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that neck tattoo looks like an open wound--classy.
She's upset because she knows the great whites of Oklahoma City are becoming extinct.
(I can't let that one go....)
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Did she go through my closet?
WTH!
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she looks old with that hair color
i know Dee, so fug!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
MiserALBA's tatts look like county jail quality work.
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I walk around with the same cuntface on, so I can't hate on her for that
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
looking miserable all the time is only acceptable when your IQ is above 70
Meh...she doesn't really bother me either. Mind you, I'm one of those people that coworkers and complete strangers feel the need to come up to me and say "Smile"! It makes me fucking homicidal! Not everyone walks around with an empty grin on their face all fucking day, doesn't mean they're angry or miserable (although I do sound pretty miserable right now, lol). Anyhooooo...my point is that I'd probably be the same way if I had paps in my face all the time and taking my picture coming out of the fucking grocery store.
oh now you have me thinking about brendan fraser's arse circa airheads
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She doesn't bother me as much either: but she is a very unpleasant person from all accounts.
I think she's unhappy because her hub really didn't want to get married - they hit rocky times, were on/off, then the typical "I'm Pregnant" and a marriage out of guilt and obligation.
What the 1991 is she wearing?
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me did thinx it was meaningless simpson before i scrolled.
yeeha for the feria! i think they put glitter in it. and happiness.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:09am.
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSERABLE. She should just put a gun in her mouth and get it over with.
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Great. Now I'm going to have Kiss' Love Gun playing over and over in my head all morning (and picturing Alba as the star of a Kiss Bukkake).
I don't know why MK hates this girl. Yeah she's not that talented but she isn't like those fame whore twats like Speidi, Asslee, etc. And I think she's really cute.
snowy:
THANK GOD FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
JACK: NOT YET,
OH WAIT, YEAH
STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
snowy:
STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I kinda like it! shhhhhhhh
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Um, this trashy hair color is definitely better on her than that trashy blond fuckery she had for the last couple of weeks.
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LOL MK!!! hahahaah! 'Papa Joe jerking his daisy to her'
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Not a fan but at least she doesn't look bitchfaced one time and smiling and inviting the pap attention the next. She's an all-around fuck-off-look giver.
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She doesn't bother me either. She seems to be relatively "normal" for a celeb.
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Submitted by MJF on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:08am.
She just doesn't bother me like she bothers everyone else. I don't know why.
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Same here . . . there are many much more obnoxious celebritards in Hollyweird, IMHO.
And I think that Honor is one of the cuter celebabehs(!!!) **docking now**
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She does look like Asslee Simpleton here! Yikes!
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Shock, Miseralba actually can pull off the fake red. UNLIKE ASSHOLE SIMPSON WHO NEEDS A FISTFUL OF "BITCH PLEASE" TO THE FACE.
*ahem*
Miseralba looks very plain with dark hair. She needs to work the interesting colors because it makes her stand out and look prettier.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSERABLE. She should just put a gun in her mouth and get it over with.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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________ M i l l i o n A i r e c h a t s. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.______TTTTTTTT_____
She just doesn't bother me like she bothers everyone else. I don't know why.
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