Wolverine Breaks Through The Fourth Wall!
Hugh Jackmeoff and Daniel Craig were doing serious acting stuff in their Broadway play A Steady Rain the other night when they were interrupted by someone's annoying ass cell phone. The cell phone kept buzzing away which caused Hugh's succulent ass lips to get twisted. Hugh kept in character as he told the evil doer to shut their cell phone's mouth up. When the cell phone refused to shut up, James Bond finally spoke up, "Can you get that, whoever that is? Can you get it? We can wait, just get the phone."
This is why theater ushers should carry tasers. When a cell phone rings, taser the bitch, drag them out of the theater and go on with the show! Although, I am guilty of forgetting to turn my ringer off during a show (blame the good shit). The best/worst part of the story is that my ring at the time was Khia's "My Neck, My Back." Even in the dark, I could see a dozen shank eyes being thrown my way. It kind of gave me the tingles.
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What I don't get is why it took the asshole in the audience so long to TURN his cell OFF??????
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I wonder which is worse - a cell phone going off or someone in the theater filming the show against explicit warnings no recording devices are to be used.
Reminds me of the "Patti LuPone : You've been LuPoned!" YouTube video where she has people with a flash camera thrown out of "Gypsy". Oh, there were plenty of people there with their video camera to record and applaud her little tirade.
so rude... that person should have to refund everyones ticket price and leave
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The war isn't working.
I've never had to pleasure of being interrupted by a cell phone and I never have my ringer on (much to the annoyance of everyone I know) so never done it to anyone else. My only bad experience was when I went to the movies and some dirty Mexican (this isn't a race thing, he was Mexican and looked like he hadn't bathed in a week) behind me took off his shoes and literally put his stinky feet on my arm rest. Luckily it the stench was drowned out by a couple of little kids spraying fart spray. I guess that's what I get for going to the dollar theater. Never again. I'll stick to my local theater filled with upper class snobby ass white people who give you the side eye for holding up the Starucks line (yes there is a Starbucks in the theater, heaven forbid you live an hour without a frap. Bright side though, there's also a bar).
Cell phone should have been turned off.
Ringing should have been ignored by actors. Real actors would not have broken the wall.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
It was cute when cell phones were something new.. But now it's inexcusable. Daniel should have jumped into the crowd and bitch slap the culprits. James Bond style.
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unfortunately Im not in the income bracket of being able to afford a Broadway play @ the moment with no job , but this is the VERY reason I only attend the movies on Monday @ 1pm where I can be assured that I can SEE the film as well as HEAR it , and mind you the movie theatre has a promo @ the beginning of the film to remind everyone to switch off their ringer & bitches still be gettin phone calls.
Ugh.. tazer time..
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I'm seeing this play in a few weeks. Can't wait!
That drives me batshit and I've told people to cram it with the texting or cell phone use while in the theatre. Only had one person take exception and he wasn't very happy when I was finished with him.
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Submitted by Bapril on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 12:17pm.
I was once at lunch with boss and my phone went off. My ringtone at the time was Stymie from The Little Rascals saying, "You's CRAZY, Alfalfa!" The entire restaurant heard it.
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Ok, but that's funny! LOL!
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He was way more polite than I would have been. I'd have howled, "GO OUTSIDE AND ANSWER THE EFFING PHONE!"
I wanna be the meat in a Jackman and Craig sammich!
People should also be tased if they answer their phones in restaurants and then sit there and talk loudly. Also if they chew with their mouths open (unrelated, but why not?).
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This is awesome! HA HA HA!! What a memorable show. And yes, all ushers should get training in how to use a taser properly.
I am guilty, though. I was at a wedding a week ago and my ass was too distracted to remember to turn off my phone. So our teenage daughter (who has psychic annoyance powers, I swear to god) chooses the moment of the vow-telling to call us.
Luckily, my ringer is set to a classical music tone, and it kind of blended in with the church music. I was too embarassed to lean over to get it, so I threw it on the floor and kicked it under the pew in front of me in an effort to drown out the sound.
I think movie theatres have blocking technology now, though.
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I was once at lunch with boss and my phone went off. My ringtone at the time was Stymie from The Little Rascals saying, "You's CRAZY, Alfalfa!" The entire restaurant heard it.
I agree. Taser use should be held exclusively for use at concerts and plays. For everyone who too stoopit to shut the hell up. I hate that.
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Economy tip, drink something stronger.
btw, I've thought for 2 weeks that think flying in your avie was a yellow bat until yesterday. hahahahaha
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Semi topic: this reminds me I am raising hell today! Stat..as in now.
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Ahhhhh... Hugh Jackman.....
I adore this man!
Handsome, tall, ripped, loyal, sweet, and a great sense of humor.
The total package.
I LOVE Jackman, I think his wife seems cool and they adopted kids who were a little older (not babies) i think b/c they were harder to place (I read something to this effect). He gets all love from me. And this is excellent.
And i turn off my phone for a crappy movie even when there's 3 people in the audience. When something is live this is more important. They work hard to get the show in order it's a matte of simple respect. People nowadays don't have a lot of that to go around.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:54am.
Me and Provy iz so refined and shit, we are real thee-EIGHT-er goers, LOL
*adjusts monocle*
hmm hmm. yesss.
*goes back to reading the New Yorker*
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gee thanks loozer, I'm so happy he got his wish in the end, LOL
Now the Mom will start slutting it up on the cb and inviting truckers over to "see her son"
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I actually watched the video on mute. It was hotter that way. Man, I'm going to have a good night tonight!
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In the cold Kentucky Rain...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:08am.
slutty! wtf was that shit.LOL
LMTO - "I ain't much help with mah crippled feet". What a little SCAMMER!
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btw, I've thought for 2 weeks that think flying in your avie was a yellow bat until yesterday. hahahahaha
I can't link to U-Tube anymore on the work 'puter.
But the follow-up single to Teddy Bear was also a tear-jerker.
http://www.lyricsdir.com/red-sovine-giddy-up-go-lyrics.html
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
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Mm mm mmm...the things I would do just for a little hunk of Wolverine right now *Goes and pops in an "Australia" DVD and mutes it, licks screen for the next 3.5 hours*
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Sandbitch LMAO what happened in the end, I was getting too emotional at work and had to turn it off! LOL Did all the truckers pitch in for some new feet?
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
loozer, I think I was going for the Convoy song, but have been laughing my ass off at those lame pictures in that video.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:08am.
slutty! wtf was that shit.LOL
LMTO - "I ain't much help with mah crippled feet". What a little SCAMMER!
Way to go slutty, you made me wipe away my tears with my peterbilt cap. I rememeber that song as well as The White Knight and of course Convoy.
http://www.truck-rods.com/images/parts/redpete.gif
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Up ahead's another town that I'll go walking thru
With the rain in my shoes,searchin for you
In the cold Kentucky Rain...
OK - the phone deal is rude and shitty but for fucks sakes - any real actor worth their salt doesn't break. The show must go on and all that.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:08am.
slutty! wtf was that shit.LOL
a little crippled boy and truckers, LOL
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I didn't listen to it when I first posted the link, I just assumed it had to reference a CB radio & a truck, but after your comment, I am listening to it and laughing my ass off. What a fucked up song.
ETA, I should have saved that one for a Michael Jackson post...a cripple boy, the one who couldn't get away.
The fourth wall eh? Arty farty edumcation time on the D.
slutty! wtf was that shit.LOL
a little crippled boy and truckers, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I get the Daniel Craig attraction.
I think Jackman is hot but I would just expect him to break out in song complete with a cheesy dance and jazz hands. Considering I grew up dancing with gay men, I like my guys to be completely the opposite in every way. That just kills the attraction for me.
I just don't see Craig breaking out into a dance.
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at least nobody threw a shoe.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:00am.
you know they make adult undergarments that will help keep you dry and are not very noticeable....
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You mean that's better than me crossing my legs while standing and using my fingers to cover my nips?
For loozer *wipes tears away*
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:58am.
Watching these two just gave me the tinkles in my girlie areas.
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you know they make adult undergarments that will help keep you dry and are not very noticeable....
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I wanna give Khia a bath. And not in a sexy way. Homegirl just looks dirty, like she smells like fritos and butter
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:50am.
i don't get the hype of over Daniel Craig.he's a decent actor with a busted face.
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But he looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!
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Watching these two just gave me the tinkles in my girlie areas.
Oh, and ....HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!
The fourth wall refers to the imaginary "wall" at the front of the stage in a proscenium theatre, through which the audience sees the action in the world of the play. The term also applies to the boundary between any fictional setting and its audience. When this boundary is "broken" (for example by an actor speaking to the audience directly through the camera in a television sitcom), it is called "breaking the fourth wall."
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