Monday, September 28th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Newborn Gibbon
No, this is not the first picture of Sparrow James Midnight Madden. It's also not a picture of one of the Olsens getting dragged out of a club for being a drunken mess. Or another picture of Cisco Adler's saggy nutsack. NO! It's a picture of a rare and adorable (?) white-handed gibbon that was born in Vienna. Zookeepers have called him E.T. for obvious reasons. Personally, I would've called him Uno Nippy. Seriously, where is homeboy's other nipple? Is he holding it in his hand?
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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 11:30pm.
Wow. It is super quiet here tonight. Cats got your tongues? or fingers, you know what I mean.
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gimme a min 'kay?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Wow. It is super quiet here tonight. Cats got your tongues? or fingers, you know what I mean.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxRS_GyBbM
I am soooooo glad autumn is here. It was so beautiful here today. Wanna go to the orchard, pick a pumpkin and have some cider. I love this time of year. Refreshes the soul.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxRS_GyBbM
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 7:06pm.
I just needed to go a short distance to work my sausage cart (yes, you heard me right)
So you had to handle a lot of bratwurst?
Submitted by prettythings on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:22pm.
Sensimina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
That thing is really cute. I want a baby sloth though. They're fucking adorable and you can actually get them in pet stores in the US.
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Sloths are amazing. I helped one cross a street once, and she had a baby on her back. You wouldn't believe the eyelashes - amazing!
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Exotic pets are illegal in my state. :( I want a bat.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxRS_GyBbM
Sensimina on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:41pm.
That thing is really cute. I want a baby sloth though. They're fucking adorable and you can actually get them in pet stores in the US.
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Sloths are amazing. I helped one cross a street once, and she had a baby on her back. You wouldn't believe the eyelashes - amazing!
Jesus. Is everyone Jewish? Where is everybody? Break that fast.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:59pm.
nancy grace is on fucking fire about roman polanski...i think her head is going to explode...
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One can only hope...
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic
Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q
and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India
.
. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala .
. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
. If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
. If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1. Spending it at yard sales
2. Going to ball games
3. Spending it on prostitutes
4. Beer
5. Tattoos
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US )
I'm going to go drink beer at a ball game, with a tattooed prostitute, I met at a yard sale!
Team Toyota Minivan!
*reports self*
*sulks off to iron a crease in mom jeans*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
This is what my son looked like when he was born 7 weeks premmie Hahaha
- <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 -
I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:58pm.
@ Angle - how about bike's you've owned?
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The only problem with that is that, in addition to being the Centre of the Universe, this is also the Bike Theft Capital of Planet Earth...ssssoooo...too many to count.
I have a funny story tho. Once my bike was flat or something and I took this spare out with me. It was tiny and it had no brakes. I stopped with my feet. (I know! I know! Don't worry! I'm a professional!;p) Anyway - I just needed to go a short distance to work my sausage cart (yes, you heard me right) and when I got there I found I had forgotten my lock. No worries tho - I'll put it where I can see it and it really is SUCH a piece of trash, I mean - who's gonna want that? I'm so dumb.
My cart got swarmed (which never happened) and when the crowd cleared the bike was gone. But I was kinda happy cuz I din't really need it anymore and it thrilled me to imagine him hopping on that bike in downtown T.O. and racing off into traffic LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
nancy grace is on fucking fire about roman polanski...i think her head is going to explode...
@ Angle - how about bike's you've owned?
test rode a carbon fibre frame the other day - mega drool. MEGA.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Cars I've owned:
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
I was last at one in the late 80s and it was extremely lame. I just would rather buy something off someone I know so they can all gossip about me.
Cars I've owned:
1984 Ford Escort wagon (only new car I ever had, total lemon)
1988 Ford Taurus Wagon
1996 Chevy Silverado pickup
2002 Chevy S10
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:48pm.
M.E. on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:03pm.
Vehicles I've owned.
1982 Honda Accord hatchback
1992 Ford Escort GT
1989 VW Cabriolet
1996 VW Jetta
1991 VW GTI
1998 Ford Mustang
1990 Honda Accord EX
2001 Chevy Silverado
1990 Ford Exploader
2002 Ford Excursion
2006 VW Passat Wagon
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Haahaaahaaaaaaa,
What are you? Some type of smuggler?!
Haaahaaahaaaahaaa ♥♥
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NO!!!
1982 Honda Accord hatchback - totalled it
1992 Ford Escort GT - sold it to Uncle
1989 VW Cabriolet - traded it in for Jetta
1996 VW Jetta - was reposessed
1991 VW GTI - sold it for Mustang
1998 Ford Mustang - gave back to the ex
1990 Honda Accord EX - "gift" from mom, that she took back for my sister
2001 Chevy Silverado - BH's truck
1990 Ford Exploader - BH's uncles, given to us
2002 Ford Excursion - traded Silverado for it
2006 VW Passat Wagon - traded in excursion for it
Ima car whore. LOL
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:45pm.
I am invited to one of those "toy" parties tomorrow night.
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i went to one of those and it was REALLY cheesy (just my experience)...everyone was drunk (of course) and we had to play silly games and pass around the body glitter, lotions we were supposed to taste, vibrators etc...i ended up buying a few things but probably because i was drunk...the quality of all the stuff didn't impress me that much...but maybe you'll have better luck
M.E. on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:03pm.
Vehicles I've owned.
1982 Honda Accord hatchback
1992 Ford Escort GT
1989 VW Cabriolet
1996 VW Jetta
1991 VW GTI
1998 Ford Mustang
1990 Honda Accord EX
2001 Chevy Silverado
1990 Ford Exploader
2002 Ford Excursion
2006 VW Passat Wagon
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Haahaaahaaaaaaa,
What are you? Some type of smuggler?!
Haaahaaahaaaahaaa ♥♥
Jill - Oooooh, my GF's and I were talking about it this weekend and I think I agreed to host one.
*blushes*
Jill
OMG I hope they'll have The Cone XXL at the party!
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I am invited to one of those "toy" parties tomorrow night.
That thing is really cute. I want a baby sloth though. They're fucking adorable and you can actually get them in pet stores in the US.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:21pm.
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Yup both are grey.
(and I do think you mean drapes & carpet)
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Yes, I always get that one wrong. Not sure why. I found a grey one too. Down there. Sigh.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:21pm.
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Yup both are grey.
(and I do think you mean drapes & carpet)
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:06pm.
koko so I guess you won't be moving to Chicago any time soon!
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strangely i'm not deterred...probably because (hate to say it) i highly doubt i'd be moving to the area where it happened...
koko so I guess you won't be moving to Chicago any time soon!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Provy - hey now!
hahahahahaahh PROVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:03pm.
Thats some list!
I think you've indirectly owned 11,456,943 cars ;D
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has anyone heard the story/seen that EXTREMELY disturbing video of the kid in chicago getting beaten to death by a bunch of other kids--it was all some sort of stupid gang fight he happened upon ? i hate that i watch the news...there showing it on cnn etc...i just hate most people...
Vehicles I've owned.
1982 Honda Accord hatchback
1992 Ford Escort GT
1989 VW Cabriolet
1996 VW Jetta
1991 VW GTI
1998 Ford Mustang
1990 Honda Accord EX
2001 Chevy Silverado
1990 Ford Exploader
2002 Ford Excursion
2006 VW Passat Wagon
Bye Jack!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:45pm.
I agree with the Toyota comment. Even my father, who is blessed enough to buy whichever car he wishes, decided on a brand new Lexus this year, only because they are made by Toyota. It's an awesome car.
I drove my 91' 735 BMW (my dad bought brand new, and then got bored of it in 92') until last year, when i totaled it. Light post 1, BMW, 0.
When i was in California, i drove a Jeep Commander and a SLK Mercedes (i looooved it) both presents from daddy, of course, but man, was i spending on gas!
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Grrrrrrrrrrrr. IT guy is here.
Just called the BH, he said that the flooring is going good, but demanded I bring home booze.
Bye boys!
I'm out too...*smooches*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I am off to lunch
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:49pm.
You might like it. I just think my $20 one is way better. Personal preference! ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
MJT ((((hugs)))) go home and get some rest... night all.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Bye Jack
See you, Jack!
I'm out of here too!
FUCKING NO! They're going to remake A Star Is Born and they want Beyonce to star in it!
*gunshot*
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Moo!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:49pm.
Yes, I am actually :) *pouts*
@ Jack - sorry, I'm so beyond exhausted..I am having a hard time sensing sarcasm today.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Ok, guess I'm leaving now.... *whistles*
*expects no one to notice*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:42pm.
Hilarious. *rolls eyes* I liked you better as a perv.
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You know I kidding you!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:45pm.
But, I think it's just way too complicated.
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complicated....
*concludes that MJT is a natural blonde*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:47pm.
*puts cash back in pocket*