Monday, September 28th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Keeping fucking that chicken, Juliette Lewis - I'm Not Obsessed

Something tells me Juliette Lewis gets her fashions tips from Bill Kaulitz. Or vice versa. - Just Jared

The "Over the Moon" Watch: Ben Lee Edition - BenLeeBlog

Sophie Monk meant to do this - Egotastic!

Christina Ricci now looks like a 10-year-old boy with titties - Hollywood Tuna

Lady Sovereign says she spit in a doorman's face, because a tranny punched her in the bathroom. Um. Acid definitely played a major role in this mess - Towleroad

And this was a trick giving out etiquette advice on Charm School! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Somebody bashed Gwen Stefani's front door in. No, that wasn't meant to like porn. - Holy Moly!

Methinks hos were inventing magazines just to put RPattz on the cover - Popsugar

BOOOO! George Clooney doesn't demonstrate his deep-throating skills on a banana - Lainey Gossip

Megan Fox robbed the Olsens once - Hollywood Rag

Eli Roth's gigantic cyberorgy involving blueberries and lattes - Celebitchy

Dear Justine, this isn't the look - ICYDK

I'm sure Beyonce's new hand tattoo is temporary. It was made from dried up wig glue and Basement Baby's tears - Cityrag

Well...Neve Campbell does need a check... - SOW

Tater Head tonguing her boyfriend in the ear - Socialite Life

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Centaurious's picture

It's about time we heard the Wild Turkey of New Jersey's side of the story.

Kp's picture

has not everyone shoplifted the wal mart? Keep trying Fox!

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Oh thank You MK for that pic of Juliette Lewis, POCA HOT MESS returns!

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

angel_i's picture

What was Beyonce doing at an even called F1 Rocks anyway? And that lil Lilo...well, we all know she switched the names on the doors now don't we? ;p

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angel_i's picture

Now I get why Brad left this trick tho - he din't wanna dress like that! I don't blame him.

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The Admiral's picture

I HATE it when a tranny punches me in the bathroom. The kitchen is fine, but not the bathroom.

Who is this person?

Graduate of the Joan Crawford School of BITCH.

Better Off Dead's picture

Submitted by just a floozy on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:35pm

I don't think there is anyone on the planet who thinks that bitch is anywhere near humble or a class act.

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for those who think beyonce is humble and a class act: this article will change your opinion for sure.

http://heat.co.za/celebrity-news/beyonce-bounces-lindsay/

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

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govt_cheese's picture

How did I know this was Juliette Lewis before I even scrolled down? Oh, I don't know - a history of the crazies, maybe. Which I love. Her & DeNiro were the only good things about the Cape Fear remake. She pretty much rocks any movie she's in (Kalifornia & Natural Born Killers come to mind).

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

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Yeah; when is juliet lewis going to come back on the scnene so we can hang out?! love her man! and beyonce is shaped like a friggin basketball hoop

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

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M.E.'s picture

I just read the Eli Roth thing.

That is AWESOME!

islandgirl's picture

Micah's friend: "Dude! Is your girlfriend rough looking or what?"

Micah: "Idaho, Alaska."

*apologizes for bad old-timey joke*

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okay seriously, who do I have to sleep with to get Megan Fox to STFU..

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To me, Juliette Lewis has always looked like she'd have a stench

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I forgot to add, RPattz is SO FUCKING UGLY. I saw his stupid face on a lunchbox the other day and nearly knocked it off the shelf. He tries WAY hard.
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Douchechill!

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Aww, Rumer isn't so bad. I honestly think she's the type who looks MUCH better in person or in motion. The camera isn't really her friend.

I find Bill Kaulitz fascinating. Don't know his music or anything, but even from photos, I can see his "IT" factor.
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I think Ms. Lewis has been fuckin' that chicken for a little too long...it's time to step away from the chicken, danggit!
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 3:03pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 2:56pm.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIRD!
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Roodles! Where ya been? I'm still really busy so I haven't been here much. Imma hafta go work again soon. :0( Kaching! :0)

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Imma letchu finish but I been bizzy as a beaver! I miss you guys!

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Sophie Monk is so ugly to me.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 2:56pm.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIRD!
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Roodles! Where ya been? I'm still really busy so I haven't been here much. Imma hafta go work again soon. :0( Kaching! :0)

freebird's picture

You know tater's boyfriend likes the ear play - less eye contact.

Helena's picture

I was admittedly a little afraid of the Bear Jew because I had recurring nightmares about Prague's killer golem when I was a child, but I think I'm cured now because I totally have the hots for Eli Roth after reading all of that.

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DeeDee's picture

I read "BenLeeBlog" as "BenLeeBong." I would be over-the-moon if I had a Ben Lee bong.

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Sugaroo's picture

FREEEEEEEEEEEEBIRD!

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Manimal5's picture

Hooker hontas.

freebird's picture

Love the Tokio Hotel guy/girl. HOT!

Tatter head kinda looks cute in some of those pics, either she is getting cuter with age or I'm losing my marbles. It can't be my standards slipping, I never had any!

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freebird's picture

That is a rockin rockstar outfit, Juliette. Love it.

suckandfuck's picture

Puhtater gets a steady dick and I don't, fuck you life.

snowpiece> Done and done. :)

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 2:33pm.

Sug: he's not that bad, he's a score for tater head, IMO, I bet all the little girls are jealous of lucky, beautiful Rumor.

ahahahahahhahahahahahaa

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He looks like someone fed him gasoline then put his face near a Zippo!

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snowpiece's picture

Anonymouse73 OK will do next time I'm downloading, I keep a list
oh and tell him his baby's beautiful. :)

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Tristram's picture

Rumer better keep Micah away from her mom.

snowpiece> He's really big in Oz. If you get a chance, check out Awake is the New Sleep. I lurve it and was never one to listen to optimistic music.

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Sug: he's not that bad, he's a score for tater head, IMO, I bet all the little girls are jealous of lucky, beautiful Rumor.

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loozer's picture

Sadly, that is the best I have ever seen Juliette look.

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Sugaroo's picture

Dear God. How did Tater Head find someone who is uglier than she is? *shockyface*

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Oh dear Justine but she still looks hot!

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
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IDK who Ben is but that's a really cute bebe and I never say that!

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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Bouncy's tattoo is fugly.

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Eli Roth is so sexy, but so damn weird!
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snowpiece's picture

Sophie is really pretty
But tater is not and never will be but she gets hot little bf and ROLLS in movies and probably thinks she's the finest thing EVAH!

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

angel_i's picture

LOL! Justine is hot but no. That is defintely NOT the look.

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*Sophie Monk meant to do this -------- if I was a dingo I would soooo eat her baybay!******************************************************************************** We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!

angel_i's picture

I finally saw Tater Head in a movie!
She was really bad but she died really fast.
So it was a pretty good movie after all.

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yep... she can wear anything she wants... i'll always love Justine Bateman... wait, did i say "love"?... i meant "lust"

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Megan Fox need to have her vocal cords removed.

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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.

haha, MK, I was wondering when you would pick up on the Ben Lee "over the moon" thing. I didn't want to send it in b/c he's a friend of mine, but I totally thought of Dlisted when I saw it!
I don't even like zee babiesssssss, but isn't that picture precious?