Monday, September 28th 2009

Pamela Anderson Says She Isn't Broke

You won't be seeing Pamela Anderson working the daytime shift on the ho stroll anytime soon (wait till next year), because she claims she isn't broke like a Real Housewife. Uh. Huh.

Last week, a few contractors went running off to Star Magazine complaining about how Pamela has yet to pay them for work they did on her Malibu Home. According to reports, Pamela owes a total of $1.2 million to contractors and the State of California for unpaid taxes. Well, Pamela says the only broke thing is her face, because she's doing fine in the financial department. But she is going to "investigate" the claims made against her. Pamela issued this statement to OK!:

These reports are crazy and I cannot believe this has become a media issue. I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home. This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors. My lawyers are reviewing the work done to see if the bills are fair. If they are, they’ll be paid. If they aren’t, they won’t be."

“I am just sorry this contractor went to the press, especially when I was working out of the country. I did not speak publicly about this before because I had no desire to embarrass anyone who worked on my home and whose work and bills are now part of arbitration. On a separate issue, mistakes may have been made in calculating taxes owed and we are now in the process of ensuring that any taxes owed are paid. Unfortunately there are tax liens. However, I’m financially secure and I want to thank everyone who expressed concern for me based on these rumors.”

Yeah, I know what she means by "reviewing the bills." Bitch is going to roll up all the collection notices, stuff them with the good shit, light 'em up and smoke herself out. I love it when bitches pull that "I'll have my lawyers review it" shit. Pamela, hike up those raggedy snatch flaps and get on the ho stroll! Stop playing!

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Shandi

Yeah I was just thinkin the same thing...her eyebrow game is younger than the rest of her face...

BUT

I still love her

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

shandiRW's picture

i think i know whats wrong wit pammys face... i think she got her eyebrows tat'ed onto her face, and it doesn't quite match the dymanic of the shape of her face? is this a scooby doo thing?

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Vermithrax's picture

She may not be broke, but she's definitely busted.

Pam's face is made out of shoe leather priceless.

wtf are you doing's picture

Time for another Stolen Sex tape!!! This time wipe the f'n camera lens!!

Seriously, she's known in the design community for her style. My guess is her contractor truly screwed up, AND she is behind on her taxes. She's got incredible taste in home design, but pretty brainless when it comes to managing finances.

Centaurious's picture

I see Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has been paroled pretty early...

speakit's picture

She probably paid much $$$ for those sunglasses but they look like they came from prepackaged party favors at Target.

kittymuffin's picture

i dont get the attraction to this chick
her face is crooked and her skin looks like silly putty

tits i guess and a big mouth

Centaurious's picture

@zambonie:
Today's phrase is: Porous Leather

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speakit's picture

She may not be broke but that face is. I thought having money kept ya looking young? Oh, her face is proof. She's broke.

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Hekki's picture

So she's not broke. She's just a deadbeat.

Tristram's picture

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:18pm.
ITA...she needs to stop wasting time playing 'strange of the week'.

Yup. I always wonder what the other kids say to her sons at school. I mean, 10-15 years ago they'd be the coolest guys around; now they prolly get teased a lot. Then again, the normal rules don't apply in Malibu.

I bet she is and with her new clothing line she will be soon. Stick with Porn Pam
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Centaurious's picture

Give to me your leather...
Take from me... my face

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:03pm.
Pam is struggling to pay her monthly bills? How trashy and low-rent. She should get a real job, then.
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ITA...she needs to stop wasting time playing 'strange of the week'.

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stake_spike's picture

I don't think she's broke. She makes a shitload of appearances (in Arab countres where they pay ridic for washed up actors) and she must still be getting some of Tommy Lee's Motley Crue money.

I do remember that she had a shit time with her contractors (yes I watched her show, I'm a reality tv who-or) they kept telling her she had all these problems and they'd have to take longer to build the house. Schisty bastards. She handled it much nicer than I would have.

little_rascal's picture

Wow, Pam has so many lines under her eyes! And on her forehead, and even a deep wrinkle between her nose and mouth!!! Poor thing....

madam ex's picture

@Paris, you are right, Ive been working with those slugs for 20 years now....uggg, but contractors are right up there, they're all fucking crooked and always say they're coming and dont show, do something 1/2 assed, they are a nightmare, but yes, a tax lien is not something that happens overnight, so she is lying about that. I actually feel bad for her and her kids, babies daddys a loser.

Nite folks.

I just took another look at that photo, and I've got to say "NICE FACE". Based on the caked on facial makeup (to hide the meth aftereffects), if you threw her in a body of water, she'd sink face first...

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Heehee, speaking of meth eyes, I know a girl who recently divorced her husband because he was doing the meth. She made him promise to never smoke meth, as one of the vows, along with being faithful, etc. Pure Southern redneck. They got married in the backyard behind her parents pre-assembled home, and at the reception they served Ro-Tel and Budweiser.

Tristram's picture

Pam is struggling to pay her monthly bills? How trashy and low-rent. She should get a real job, then.

Snarf's picture

Her eyes are full of the crazy (or is it meth?)

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Few Words's picture

Go to Russia and find a rich patron of the "arts" like Naomi Campbell.

Antiheroe's picture

I would like to be able to hate her, like most people do. But I look at those beautiful eyebrows and can't fight the love.

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Sweet Babu's picture

Yeah, and by the time there's a tax lien on your house, you know that you've had money troubles for awhile.

Sweet Babu's picture

I literally shouted "meth eyes!" the moment her mug flashed on my screen. Then my cat jumped and ran out of the room. True story!

chefcammi's picture

Hey Pammy- would you like some foundation with your CAKE?
Jesus CHRIST this ho-wore wears a shit ton of makeup!
now.. just click this fucking link

MJF's picture

She looks like a busted Chrissy Snow.

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TT99's picture

Much like Pam, the times when I'm not broke, and have the most amount of money, are when I haven't paid my bills.
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Eddie's picture

pay yo bills bitch

freshfacestripper's picture

pammmy no! your eyes are....meth-lookin.

Unfortunately there are tax liens but she's financially secure? B---- please! If you have tax liens on your property, you are NOT financially secure! Is she that stupid or does she think everyone else is?

i am a sloth's picture

her skin looks really bad.

govt_cheese's picture

Those eyebrows say I'm chicken to go full chola wit dis. Pammy, either go full chola or go back to your old eyebrows. What u got now just makes you look more used.

Meanwhile, I'm actually hoping she's not broke because, hey - what else is she gonna do? She's getting older. Her target audience is now fapping to Megan Fux until next year. They might give Pammy a fap for old times sake, but they're not going back.

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The Real Mimi's picture

Her pic is going in my file "why its important to wear sunscreen"

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What?!!
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DEEP. FREEZE. SKANK.

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MizRo's picture

Lauryn Hill?

I'm out for the day - peace.

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its all over facebook and twitter
theres no report on anything
I hope its not true
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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 3:27pm.

Lauryn Hill killed herself?????
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where did you get that? and that's OP material. The Mods are in full mode today
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The skin around her eyes has the sag of a 50+ year old. She will come out in a couple of weeks crying about being ripped off by an accountant and others just like her buddy Courtney Love. So, how long before she's booked on VH1 to do Pammy's Banging Bus or front like she's shagging Brett Michaels again?

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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 3:27pm.
Lauryn Hill killed herself?????
IS that TRUE?? anyone know anything...
I hope its not true because theres rumors going around she killed herself

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