A Texas Stripper With A Taser Gun Is On The Run!
The police in Texas are currently searching for a stripper who tasered a co-worker during an argument at a strip club in Forth Worth called Cabaret North. You really should throw a feather boa around your neck and slather yourself in rhinestones before watching this video, because it is full of GLAMOUR.
According to the general manager at Cabaret North, stripper Kathleen Bennett and cocktail waitress Jennifer McReynolds got into a war of words. Kathleen was told to cool her coochie, but she didn't listen, so they fired her ass on the spot. Before she left, Kathleen said goodbye to Jennifer by tasering her in the back! When Jennifer realized she just got jizzed on by a stun gun, she went after Kathleen. Bad move. Everyone knows you don't rumble with a whore with a taser gun. Kathleen tasered Jennifer a second time and this time she went for the face. The club probably smelled like fried crustaceans and burnt body glitter.
Jennifer said, "It felt like every muscle in my body seized up and I couldn't move. Like I couldn't breathe. I couldn't speak." If you watch the video above, you'll hear that Jennifer still can't fucking speak right!
Before security could get a hold of Kathleen, she ran off and hasn't been heard from since.
It's hard out there for a pussy thruster! Not only do you have to worry about old men spewing their cottage cheese all over your thigh, but now you gotta to worry about another stripper electrocuting you. I bet Jennifer wasn't wearing lucite heels, because if she was this would've never happened.
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cocktail waitresses always get all upetty and think they are above the strippers.
Plus they try and get in the way of yr tips. TAZE
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
First quarters, then cigars, now Tasers?!
I hope dicks are getting bigger, too...
Tasing strippers. I think I found a new hobby.
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:11pm.
looks like she was moving pretty good there....
she's lie tellin..........
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That was the first shot. Being the dumb ho that she is, she went after her and got hit again (presumably off camera) in the face. If she had left it alone she would have only had to go to her boss and show him the footage. And the smart ho could have been arrested before she ran away.
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So is Nitty's real name Kathleen or is that I.G.'s real name? I.G. never struck me as a Kathleen.
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I know it was fucked up what she did and that poor woman was probably in a lot of pain, but I can't help but to laugh. I for one wouldn't have chased after her though unless I had a bat, lol.
LOL Damn Texans
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Oh man, I saw that post title and "VIA MyFox Tampa Bay" and thought it was another Freakshow FL story but its TEXAS this time!!!
YES!
I want a taser.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
i bet her fannyflap muscles would still've worked if you stick a 10-dollar between them and i not that her tongue muscle is working hard for the money so you better treat her right.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:53pm.
Ahh yes..I love MK's "Cops" recaps lol. I still can see the pock-marked face tranny as if it were yesterday!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
If we had action like this at the strip clubs in NoCal, I'd be in there every night sipping a DuBonnet on the rocks and handing out singles.
You know Kathleen gave her a shot out of pure jealousy. Excuse Jenny's beauty!!!
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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:29pm.
Don't feel too bad about Fort Worth. Most of MK's "COPS" posts were filmed in my hometown of Albuquerque, NM. Embarrassing.
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Don't tase me Ho!
Voted "Most Likely to Succeed" during her stay at Juvenille Detention.
And this is EXACTLY why I detest Fort Worth. Between rumblings at the strip club and my cousins that kept ending up on various episodes of Cheaters...
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Wait a minute....just to confirm....people actually give that thing money to see MORE of her than what I had to endure seeing on my monitor? WTF is wrong with men?
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Jennifer should demand to only be photographed using surveillance cameras because she looks fantastic in that shot....not so pretty on the news....
I'm just sayin'
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This epic tale is like "Showgirls" on a very low budget ($1.99, give or take a few pennies), but it fueled my desire for a taser of my own. It sure would make work more exciting.
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
So MissJane, are you saying I need to get a regular gun too? I want to fit in real bad.
Aww, of course this happened in Texas. God bless my home state...
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@ drcocks - well it could be worse. it could be a real gun. it is Texas after all...
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pssssst. everyone knows you don't go to Fort Worth for strip clubs.
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I just moved to TX this year and I just now realized why I don't feel like I fit in, I need to get a taser gun to settle all arguments, yeah, thats the ticket.
Damn I thought men went to tittie bars to see hot young thangs and to get away from they ugleee ass wives. Looks like they gonna have to leave the tittie bar now cuz ugleee ass wife done gots herself a job stripping. Someone needed to taser that bitch for bringing the ugleee in a hot young chick zone.
Damn those are some busted hos is right...who would wanna be served drinks by that bitch...eww gross, where'd she get the black eye from???, I cant hear at work, the mic is broke.
i wonder what jennifer did/said to make that whore flip like that.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
looks like she was moving pretty good there....
she's lie tellin..........
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Arrest that whore for assault!
I hope she sues her and takes all her nekkid money.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 4:06pm.
Jazzy - your avvie. You have turned Snow White into a whore!
SHAME ON YOU!
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That little slut likes it. She's way into midget porn for some reason.
Jazzy - your avvie. You have turned Snow White into a whore!
SHAME ON YOU!
And her face is why they serve liquor at strip clubs.
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BWAHHAHA!! Where is that "Jennifer" person?
*dials 911*
Damn, the taser shakes made me late with my post. Damn youse, IG!
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Nitty and IG need to quit fightin' down there. *ducking Lucite heels*
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Kathleen was bound to lose, since strippers are expendable, in the sense they move from club to club. As long as that night's shifts are covered, the owners don't need you. (I read this all in, in a book or something.)
Nitty (aka Jennifer) and Dee (aka Kathleen), I am calling out an APB on your arses.
Amazing. Way to represent, ladies.
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