Monday, September 28th 2009
Yes, Dreamy's Still Got It
It's been much too long since I've posted some pictures of Dreamboat Doherty. Well, the dry spell is over! Here's a few pictures of Dreamy that will make your crotch sprout warts and your teefs weep for their people. Maybe you should down a full bottle of Penicillin before going in. Just to be safe.
Dreamy was spotted trolling through a flea market in East London yesterday. At least we know that Dreamy will never ever go HONGRAY since it looks like he has a few meals stuck in his teeth. And let's not mention the cheese shop on his dick area....or the jelly factory in his ass cheeks......
That being said, I'd still....you know.
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what in the oliver twist fuck is he wearing?
He looks like he just got off of Platform 9 3/4.
Nice to see dreamy is still alive and well. Wonder if he was shopping for a new old rag?
yuck. i'd rather eat my own vomit than look at his face.
I'm all for nuking England if it means I'd never have to see pictures of this greasy, repulsive shit stain of a human being again.
I still say he's a brilliant musician. The Babyshambels Rock!!!! Fuck Forever!!!
Looks like Spitafield market.
not dreamy
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I still think Dreamboat and Cuntny Love should open a sandwich shop...
Grime fat nicotine paws all over yr lunch.
Nice
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
It's not even 8.00 am over here in the Netherlands. The Fred Durst link was a little too much information so soon after breakfast, but this one really did me in. I was never a big fan of Kate Moss - whom I always thought to be highly over-rated - but now I can never look at her the same way. She actually kissed this mouth.
Flea market, really? As if he needs more.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
u forgot to mention his bloody ear.
Homeboy has the wearwithall to buy a fucking cape and scarf and prance about, but can't fucking brush his teeth or oh, not walk around with open sores. He is the total embodiement of a herpe
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Ew! Hoik! *Spraying self with Lysol!*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Can not figure him out. First pictures he looks higher than hell, yet he's out shopping with a mum-type lady looking less than sweaty in a jaunty suit. Maybe he switched to less sweat-inducing drugs.
The only thing he has going for him is that he is in my dead pool.
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Kids pass him on the street and say " Mommy its the Grinch he has termites in his teeth."
Lobbied the British government to have crack included as one of the 4 major food groups.
Wanted to be Pharmacist, but couldn't deal with all the counting, one for me, one for you, two for you, one,two for me ...
When the doctor told him he had herpes, he said "Hairpiece" I'm not going bald.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 10:05pm.
How do people like this still survive?
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I once had a lawnmower that I would just start, mow, leave it sit. After mowing season was over, I put it away and come spring, it was encrusted with mud, filth, and moldy grass. I thought, "Shit. I better clean this off." So I started scraping off the disgusting grossness to find, underneath it was rusted and as I cleaned it, I realized as it fell apart, the filth was holding it together.
Pete's a lawn mower.
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How do people like this still survive?
If Dreamy was used as a biological weapon in the war against terror, even if you just pulled up to a country, like Afghanistan for instance, and let him off with his one suitcase and alpaca rug and told him that this is where the good shit is, the U.N. Tribunal would slap charges on you faster than Parasite Hilton replaces a dead dog.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
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OMG he is so disgusting
The British are thinking about dropping him on Iran, but they fear about the backlash of using chemical weapons.
He hopes to get swine flu so he can feel better.
Provided the famous line to Forrest Gump " I'm not a smart man." Never received credit.
Once saved Keith Richards life by donating his blood.
Believes he loves animals because dogs urinate on him.
Pete's blood encrusted left ear will haunt my daymares. bleh
What's with the dead Pomeranians?
Even the crabs have quit this bitch.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
nasty!
Submitted by Grace Disful on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 8:50pm.
Oh, yuck-- it's either the skin or the teeth with this one
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I think it's the skin ON his teeth that's most disgusting.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh, yuck-- it's either the skin or the teeth with this one. I'm not even going to discuss the hair. Okay, yes I am-- at least in this photo it looks like he washed it sometime during the month of September.
Thanks to this photo I can now sleep soundly tonight, knowing that Pete Doherty is still alive and well-- or just alive will do nicely.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Well--he looks like he's fattened up a bit so maybe he's off the crack. His skin isn't too bad right now. Too bad we didn't get a finger nail check with these photos. BTW, did anyone else notice that despite his typical poor grooming he's sporting about $5000 of haberdashery?
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
will somebody give this jackass a hot dose, already?!... i'm sick of his existence!
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"Oh, these little earthquakes.
Here we go again.
These little earthquakes...
Doesn't take much to rip us into pieces."
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:59pm.
His teeth are freaking disgusting! Who would want to get anywhere near that mouth?!
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a dental hygienist? okay, no, prolly not
*throws floss* USE IT. gag
If we were to have a dlisted musical, which would start off with a busload of alcohol, of course MK would play the parts of Vadge, Wonky McValtrex & Horsey Montag (I would play Spence to his Horsey). The rest of us could fill in as the backup dancers. Butt! Whoever's going to be playing the part of Dreamy to MK's Kate needs to stop showering & brushing da teefs right ... now. Stop.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Hmmm, drugs are bad, m'kay?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'd rather eat at Arby's for a week than hit that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
You came along just like a dong
And frightened my lay
Who would have believed that you were part of a dreamy
Now it all seems fish belly white years away
And now you know I can't smile with you
I can't smile with you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel sad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile
Let's get real up in here...McKenzie Phillips on a bender wouldn't even hit that with her dead Daddy's dick....
Oh wait, did I say that???? Nope...I didn't say that, I'm blaming it on the next DLister....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm thinkin' we need a DListed ode to British teefs and cocks....
C'mon you musical DListed geniuses...Don't let me down....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How could Kate Moss even hold hands with this wreck, let alone fuck him.
How could any other guy fuck HER, knowing she had fucked HIM.
It's a mystery to me.
His teeth are freaking disgusting! Who would want to get anywhere near that mouth?!
@ TigerLilli
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What's wrong with circumcised cocks? I think they are very cute. ;-)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:38pm.
Of course, we've just messed up the experiment--like putting a tracking device on a bear. Or a tiger.
ugh- the stench of rotting teeth in someone's mouth.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:31pm.
Uh-ho...Here we go again wif DA British TEEFS...*hides in corner*..
The typical DL progression is British teefs, British cocks, then British men are lousy, selfish lovers. (Not sayin' there is or isn't any truth to any of that; I'm just observing how the posts usually go.)
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hehe...we'll see...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:31pm.
Uh-ho...Here we go again wif DA British TEEFS...*hides in corner*..
The typical DL progression is British teefs, British cocks, then British men are lousy, selfish lovers. (Not sayin' there is or isn't any truth to any of that; I'm just observing how the posts usually go.)
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 5:50pm.
Wow, can this guy get any sexier?
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The circles around his eyes used to be darker and the open wounds are missing from his face. He used to be way hotter then.
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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 09/28/2009 - 6:28pm.
Why the fuck don't British people take care of their teeth? Really I want to know. Why would you CHOOSE to have yellow and/or black and/or rotten and/or missing teefs?
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Uh-ho...Here we go again wif DA British TEEFS...*hides in corner*...Just don't bring up circumcized cocks....Pwwease???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kate Moss used to be his girlfriend. Yikes.
Why the fuck don't British people take care of their teeth? Really I want to know. Why would you CHOOSE to have yellow and/or black and/or rotten and/or missing teefs?