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Randy Quaid (59)
Zach Galifianakis (40)
Heather Hunter (40)
Jay Underwood (41)
Cindy Margolis (44)
Christopher Titus (45)
Mark McGwire (46)
Esai Morales (47)
Stephen Collins (62)
Stella Stevens (71)
Julie Andrews (74)
Tom Bosley (82)
Jimmy Carter (85)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:56pm.

Well, Quaid can sell the fur to pay his debts...

He probably pinched it to begin with, though.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:57pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:19pm.
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LOL and Kadooze.

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:53pm.

My father would have been 83 today but he passed away 1-5-09. :( I'm hoping MJ will make him a cake! :)

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:49pm.

Julie Andrews was in that movie about singing or flying Nazis, right?

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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:09pm.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! SHITTER'S FULL!

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:06pm.

I love Julie Andrews. I listen to the "Mary Poppins" soundtrack every morning at work. Randy Quaid looks like shit.

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:51am.

Happy birthday to the Oscar winner Julie Andrews!
Thank you for "The Sound of Music", "Mary Poppins", "The Tamarind Seed", "Victor/Victoria" and so many other movies.

Submitted by like-wow on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:24am.

ewwwwwww grampa spots on his hands.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:19am.

Wow, Thor really let himself go.
yep, Randy definitely looks more Viking than fly with that beard-matching coat...a helmet with horns is all that's missing.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:18am.

Thanks berry much, C Word and Ophelia.

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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:17am.

I heard yesterday that Randy and his wife have been on a Bonnie & Clyde-like crime spree for months. Wife is apparently a paranoid schizo and thinks the Mob is out to get celebs, one by one, and that Randy is next. They supposedly have amassed massive debt and back-taxes. Dennis and the other Quaids don't even acknowledge them now.

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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:14am.

HB Jimmy Carter! And the Quaid guy looks like a ginge viking.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:10am.

Ophelia, she was quite beautiful. She was in Girls, Girls, Girls with Elvis:
http://ricksaphire.com/stella/Pix/StellaElvis.jpg
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.

Submitted by ja_guide on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:06am.

Happy birthday Stella Stevens,Julie Andrews,
Tom Bosley, Jimmy Carter.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:59am.

It's kinda weird that it's Randy Quaid's birthday today cuz I read this yesterday at OHiNY and went a runnin' to see what I could find:

You Heard It Here First

Girl #1: One day I want to be as famous as Daisy Quaid Lionfish.
Girl #2: Who?

And alls I could find was Randy. Not even Dennis.

Happy Birthday, Randy! You win! ;p

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:56am.

@Loozer -- omg Stella Stevens in that horror flick LOL. I remember her in Poseidon Adventure. She's quite the hottie back in the day.

Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:51am.

Imma bout ready to pilfer that coat. brrr, its cold.

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:25am.

Happy B-Day Mr. C! Prez Jimmy, Cousin Eddie, Stephen Collins, luscious and Stella!
If you like campy horror films, check out Stella in The Granny!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113210/
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Let me be your Salty Dog
Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your Salty Dog.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:24am.

I'm impressed that Randy matched a coat with his facial hair, you don't see that too often. Also, stop telling him to pay his bills, Eddie's been holding out for a management position for the last 5 years.

HB luscious t.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:22am.

HB to Zach Galwhatthafuck and Titus, two of the funniest fuckers on the planet!

"Not you, Fat Jesus."

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:19am.

JIMMY CARTER IS 85?!!?!

Luscious T> Happy Birthday, ya sexxay hore!
Yeah, I just turned 36. Blah.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:11am.

Happy Bidet horz ~

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:09am.

Happy Birthday luscious_t!!!

HB, old hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:04am.

A b'day shout out to Luscious_t. I hear ya.. I stayed under the covers for days when I turned the dreaded 4-0 :-P

I think Mrs. Campbell's trying to make a point or her post comment button is stuck.

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:58am.

none of today's sluts is in their 20s or 30s. OLD beotches!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:54am.

Randy - through his fugliness - proves himself to be a 100% str8 real man exclusive fishfucking hetro str8 guy.

As opposed to Dennis who is a nelly 100% obvious homosexual!