Brit Brit Is Still Horny
The hardest working Cheetoling in Cheetoland has a new single out this morning called 3. It's off of her second greatest hits collection. Yes, Brit Brit is putting out ANOTHER greatest hits collection. It should be titled CHEETO NEEDS A CHECK. Keeping KFed filled up with deep fried burgers doesn't come cheap, so she's doing what's she's gotta do.
And yes, 3 is all about getting your fuck on with two other hos.. You know that while she was singing into the fan (IN THIS ECONOMY, auto-tune is too expensive), she was thinking of Chester Cheetah and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Yes, Brit Brit's idea of a threesome is sticking Cheetos into Crescent Rolls before shoving them in her mouth. That's actually my idea of a threesome too. Sessy and delicious.
Brit Brit even brings Peter, Paul and Mary into this! Mary just rolled into the grave next her!
And this song would be so much better if we were all rollin' on E with our shirts off while suds fell from ceiling. It's like Brian Kinney ejaculated this song out of his peen hole. Clip below:
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SHITTERS STRIKES AGAIN. Thanks to the magic in the studios of both music and photography, Shitters lives to shit on another day with her sixth rate bullshit that passes for music. That fuckin Circus shit is the biggest load of shit out there right now. I know cause I was forced to sit through it and I seriously wanted to either slit my wrists or hang myfuckinself. This aging bint need to slither that cunt outta here and make room for someone who possibly - POSSIBLY - has some talent. But don't hold yr breff.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Here's some pix of Britney in concert in Vegas this Sunday. She doesn't look the same as on her CD cover; she looks, you know, wider.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/09/britney_spears_is_done_doing_t.php
Is it just me or was Crazy Train Britney's "Blackout" *way* catchier than the Newly Medicated one's "Circus"? I honestly don't think she will ever release anything as catchy as "Piece Of Me" again.
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Sounds like all her other shit. Hell, it most likely will hit my ipod. God, I'm a sucker for Teen/Bubble Gum/Dance Pop *blush*
Whenever she releases an album, I always think about the outrage people felt for Milli Vanilli and wonder how she gets richer.
What is her appeal? Why do people like her and her shitty "music"? She has a crazy loyal fan-base and I don't understand how she got that many fans....
Who buys this crap? If she is trying to shock everyone with threesomes she about 20 years too late.
Was this picture taken on or off her meds?
Is it really on paper or just in her head?
Wait...is it REALLY HERE?
Shit. :)
Even though she is trying so hard to appeal to a more mature crowd, her music still sounds like teeny tweeny popper music.
awww, I like how in the pic she has her toes all turned in, like she's innocent. Pure as the pissed on, driven over snow.
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Aww I miss Queer As Folk!
And I will not be pressing play. Not matter how much you think it sucks, something will make you want to listen to again and again. It's always the same with pop songs. WORK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL.
I'm pretty sure they just pasted her head on someone else's body. She has stump legs(not to mention the waist, arms, thighs, calves, ankles, and neck in that pic don't belong to her), although I can't talk, but will anyway, because I'm a snarky bitch.
And yeah, as far as the song goes, that's not singing, but pretty much the shitness I expected.
Team Britney obviously needs a check
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What a piece of shit song.
Piece of shit.
PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
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What I am failing to understand is WHY in the world do people still support/buy anything with her name on it?? I don't get how her fans support this deep fried no talent hack and she doesn't give a shit to try anymore. If you check out pics with her and her fans after her "Surkuz" shows, she looks annoyed as hell.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
I haven't heard it yet (I'm at school), but I already love it. She could fart in a fan and I would still love it, because I love her!
Also if this single doesn't sell and Britney can't feed K-fat them cheeseburgers I will personally donate a hundred dollars to her Feed K-fat Fund, (even though she's the millionaire and I work at Macy's).
And yes I am a crazy Britaloonie in case your wondering, and she is Godney bitch to me!
<3 xoxo
Down with this broad already.
That is NOT music in any way, shape or form. Had to turn it off after 20 seconds to save my eardrums. LMAO at my cat though: he immediately arched his back, all the hair on his body puffed up, and he started hissing as if to say WTF???
Leave it to Shit-Brit to release a song about 3 people fucking each other. Now there's going to be even more asshole hetero imposters on the GAY dating websites posing as lesbians and hitting us up for 3sum sex because their boyfriends/husbands want a second woman in the sack. HELLLLLOOOOOO. SWINGERS WEBSITES. Leave us GAYs alone you maggot-ass bitches and your creepy men!!! Trying to shake it off.
Here's the last chorus and verse....
"1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves (grunts)
What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin’ meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me…
Or three….
Or four….
- On the floor!’"
I've said it before; she is a classy, classy broad.
I could not understand a fucking word. The beat is shit too.
Should I even bother, or would it be more productive to stab out my ear drums with my pen?
holy shit!
what a horrible song.
I had to hit stop after the first 2 seconds...her voice and melody sucks big time...it was like a nail drove through my eardrum.
Couldn't understand one word
Farrah! can't wait for his Celeb Fit Club.....!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Does anyone sing without autotune anymore?
Brian Kinney would NEVER ejaculate this piece of crap!
my ears just bled a little, but i'll buy this shit in a cheetoling second if it keeps KFed entertaining me with his lard ass!
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It's shit, but no better nor worse than 97% of the shit she puts out so just add it to the pile.
Obviously the economy isn't affecting their photoshopping budget. If they really want us to believe she looks like this, they need to lock her up somewhere and never let her out so that no one can ever snap real pictures of her. Come to think of it, that's really a win-win situation for us all.
this song sucks.
So now the spammers are lipping off to us? Get busy with your phone sex, idiot spammers.
**going to munch on some dirt now**
Submitted by Brenda DuBois on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:10am.
Love it. Love you Brit. You're so much fun and made my day.
hahahahahahaha. Me too!
CLARRY!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
her body looks totally real!
i wouldn't want to hear brit singing this acapella. ;/ this song is all 'dolled up'.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
gawd awful. Sounds like a chipmunk on helium.
Cheetoh dust queefs.
Love it. Love you Brit. You're so much fun and made my day.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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LOVES IT!!!! And MK When I see you twirling around to this song in Splash Ima call your ass out! *countin 1.2.3.*
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Was it my speakers or was that static-y?
This seems to be Britney's lazy-ass way to make money.
i cannot make out a word of this crappy song.
Submitted by sherly2008 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:16am.
k u can eat dirt now
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I'd rather take a dirt nap than listen to this drivel.
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I'm not a Britney fan.
Two Buck Shuck needed to make it digestible.
Albatross!
A-friggin-men!!!
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I hope it’s not the bird flu! I heard it’s untweetable!
sorry ya'll i would rather eat dirt than read more spam mail on here. it gets old...
Submitted by sherly2008 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:16am.
k u can eat dirt now
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The song SUCKS! Excuse me while I run to the nearest bathroom.
I don't much care for Britney but I do enjoy singing into fans, so there's that.
Graduate of the Joan Crawford School of BITCH.