This Is Depressing
While you're sitting in your cubicle this afternoon eating your lunch of ramen noodles, stale popcorn and tap water, don't think about how much The Hills twats makes per episode. Well, unless you want your bowels to burst. If that's the case, think away!
The Daily Beast got a hold (*cough*Spencer's flesh beard faxed it them*cough*) of a contract which states what everybody on The Hills makes per episode. Get ready to pop the Pepcid, because here we go:
Lauren Conrad - $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Calawhateverwhoever - $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag - $100,000 per episode
Ceiling Eyes - $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth - $100,000 per episode
Spencer Twatt - $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner - $45,000 per episode
Spencer's flesh beard - One bottle of RID and a 2-month supply of Veet
Staci the Bartender - Two morning after pills and a 10% off coupon to the free clinic
And there you go! It's hard for me to fully hate, because these bitches are making money for doing absolutely NOTHING. Seriously, they aren't even flexing one brain cell (for those who have one). They get paid a ton of cash to go to fake lunch, talk about fake things, sit at their fake jobs and partake in fake relationships. But they are gittin' that cash...I guess.
However, it would be a lot cheaper for MTV if they simply painted a coat of paint on the wall and filmed it drying. It would have the same effect and only cost them $20 MAX. I'd even give them the Lowe's gift card my mom gave me for Christmas.
With all that being queefed, I will be watching the season premiere tonight. Yes, I AM THE PROBLEM!!!!!
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Its this sort of bullshit that has bred the princess bitch syndrome. Precious poppets who think they have way more talent and beauty than they actually do. Its good to encourage healthy self esteem in young girls. Problem is is that there are too many retart parents who equate this with arrogance. Fuck off and die you horrible parasitic cunts.
Well, Life really isn't fair, but you just know that in a few years, they'll all have pissed it away.
I'm speechless!!
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Now I really have a reason not to watch.
And they say we are flooded with reality shows because they are cheaper than scripted shows.
Those salaries are what "new" actors get to work on scripted shows. Disgusting.
oh wait...these are scripted shows.
Submitted by deez on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:19pm.
It isn't right.
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It's called supply and demand. If there was no audience for this crap these people wouldn't make a killing doing nothing. Yes it sucks but who said anything was fair, in fact fair play to them for finding a way to make great money doing fuck all, it's pretty incredible when you think about it and makes these whores seem much smarter and savvy than they pretend to be on tv!
deez - AMEN!!!!!!!!!
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These dumb hoes can't even read... Ridiculous! I mean Audrina? $100k for looking stoned?
What in the fuck is this fuckery?
Yes, I am serious. Like everyone else on here I am beyond outraged.
There's millions of Americans who can't make ends meet, people homeless and these fucking twats are grossly overpaid. And grossly overpaid for doing jack-fucking-shit.
I know this sounds stupid, and I wish it would happen here in Australia too, but our leaders (Presidents/Prime Ministers) should do something about this. Obama, step in and slash some salaries!
Overpaid sports stars and actors, it's beyond a joke. All that money could be put to SO much good use.
It isn't right.
Fuck it I have to stop because this aggravates me to no end.
The entertaiment industry is like professional sports. They get paid way more than what they're labor is worth, all because advertisers and fans will pay way too much for tickets and merchandise.
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disgusting, they get paid more in 1 episode than some people make in a YEAR. the more people don't watch this, the faster it'll go away. and yes i agree with what someone said on here, boycott this shit!
i just graduated college and i am struggling to find a job. this pisses me off more than anything. i have an education and i have trouble finding a job. these cunts don't have a brain cell and look what they're making..
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R.I.P. Hollywood. The only talent left is pretending one has any.
can we please boycott this stupid show???
These Ho's are selling their sad little souls for short pay. Even though they are relatively talent free it is still like doing bad porn for the soulless viewers.
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Enough people watch that show to give them those kind of paychecks. WTF? No wonder this world is so fucked up.
I feel like crying. Not figuratively. I literally am about to pop a tear. The amount of stress, bullshit, rudeness, and insecurity-based asshole-ness I have to deal with every day is overwhelming. And these fucking losers are being paid how much to do what? And I am being paid how much to do what? Honestly, if this doesn't make you want to quit and follow your dream, no matter how much you get paid, I don't know what does. I guess I wouldn't care as much about $$/stress if I loved loved loved my career/job/calling. Time to get on top of that "What Color Is Your Parachute?" book.
I've stopped hating myself a lot less since I stopped watching this stupid show a few years ago.
I'm not contributing to their ad revenue. It's mostly ads for the army, zit cream and pay as you go cell phones anyway, where are they getting the money to pay these fools that much?
So, I guess in 20 years we can look forward to a long and lying lawyer's statement re: why they haven't paid any of their bills because they don't have jobs because they're ugly and old and no one wants to pay to look at them anymore...
Un-fuckin-believable!
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Ceiling Eyes needs to take some of that money and hire a mule to kick her in the head.
You know, that's good money and all, but MTV should spend it on bitches who actually know how to act. I swear, these girls are what's wrong with society. MTV sure has sunk since The Real World days.
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You know it chaps Spencer's ass that he gets paid less than Heidi. That being said, yeah it pisses me off that they get paid more in a day that I do in a year and I had to endure a furlough.
But what can you do? This is what it has come to. Dumb assholes get paid a mint while rich assholes argue about giving health care to everyone, and teachers apply for food stamps. God bless the US, indeed.
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Spencer gets paid less because it is the American way for people with vaginas to get paid less for the same job.
Spencer's getting Speidi money too, don't feel too happy about his lower salary
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Didn't they employ the guillotine once upon a time,
to deal with people like this? I mean, If they won't die of overdoses like other useless, rich brats, maybe we should help them a hand.
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Even though, as I raid my 401(k), this makes me puke, at least there was some damn satisfaction that Spencer Twat isn't in the 100K range. He probably stomps his foot and throws feces over that.
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Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:25am.
This is what most tweens now inspire to be, famous, over-paid, reality tv celebutards. Fuckery most foul.
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It's worse. It's like...they've taken the concept of "Hero" and turned it into something that lacks any characteristic of heroism. So, like, being an asshole makes you a "Hero". It's kinda nice cuz it's attainable...but...I mean...really?
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Fine example of TV being the devil.
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I would give your left leg for a Diet Pepsi right now!
This is what most tweens now inspire to be, famous, over-paid, reality tv celebutards. Fuckery most foul.
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Ugh, depressing doesn't even cover it. It's just not right...not right at all. I'm not just sure how the world works...how so many Hollywood peeps make this much cash and are really talentless and undeserving.
I am with most of you...I have watched maybe 2 episodes ever of this dumb crap so I can say I am not contributing to this bullshit. Lets hope this season sucks so bad in ratings that they have to cancel it. BUT...the horrible thing of it all, the dumb twats will go on to make even more money doing some other stupid ass shit.
STOP feeding it ppl!! UGH!
This is stil pissing me off. This is what's wrong with the world. I have to leave my babies behind for 8+ hours and all this bitch has to do is stare at the ceiling and still make more dough than me????!!!???
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who are the tards that watch these tards?
I would give them a penny an episode and want change back.
WTFFFFFFFFF!
I want to know what kind of people watch these shit shows (besides Michael). I can't hate on the players if there's a humongous segment of our society watching. Prob the same nitwits that buy Kanye's music. Dumb it down ya'll.
And MTV pays their actual employees notoriously badly. And that's not even counting how much my eyeballs have paid looking at Speidi. Or my gag reflex. It's gotten quite a workout.
I live in Mexico and paychecks are miserable down here, I have a pretty ok job, I've studied and worked A LOT to get where I am... and it still takes me a whole year to make what that really nasty douche a$&hole Spencer Pratt does in one episode of a stupid "reality" show? Life really does suck! Yeah... Depressed.
Honestly do they really make that much? Are we sure it's dollars not pesos? 'Cause if it's true then this not only makes me depressed but suicidal. I'm a pediatric ICU RN with a Masters degree and I make less in one year than dumbfuck Lauren makes in an episode. This is not right, there's something fucked up about a society that lets morons make more in one day than people like me who save lives everyday, make in a year.
As if I wasn't depressed enough at being nostril deep in debt because of uni. What is the point of me getting this damn degree (which won't even lead to a 100k/year job) when all I have to do is get MTV to film me doing NOTHING!!!
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Hopeless. It's hopeless.
Drivel and stupidity with a side of insipid.
attractive, talentless POS with a cooch and some boobs... know who is really missing out? The PORN industry!! That's right, these are the type of twits that would do a shitty acting job on a low budget fuck flick and make a REAL name for themselves!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Neither do I MJT......but these people are no worse than the Kardashians. They all make ridiculous amounts of money for NOTHING.
I can't think about it, or I will become livid.
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I wish we could organize a boycott for the Hills or whatever the fuck it is called. It would never work :( though. Also, I already don't watch it, so me boycotting it wouldn't really have an effect :(
Maybe I can force myself to watch it for a week and then stop! Who's with me?!?
I don't watch any of those stupid crap MTV shows so I can honestly say I am not contributing to this fuckery in any way.
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"fake lunch, talk about fake things, sit at their fake jobs and partake in fake relationships"
(Falls off chair and ROFL!!! stupid ass no-bodies!!!
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My #1 reason why I hate Hollywood:
bunch of morons overpaying a crop of asshats a shitload of money for reciting cue cards and flashing their tits.
Yea, I'm pissed off about this story.
If they go the "Dana Plato" route, I will feel better.
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Wow, I think I am just as pretty and almost as talentless as these ass hats. Where's my money???
I wish I hadn't read this this morning. It makes me hate humanity, that is not way to start my day.
Seriously, how can this be? I didn't even know this shitshow was still on. It's boring as FUCK... I don't know anyone who watches it. This is so disgusting, with all folks out there laid off from REAL jobs struggling to balance kids and a mortgage, these mindless cokeheads are making that much money to twirl their hair.
As an aside, does anyone else find Ceiling Eyes to be extremely unattractive? Her bolt on tits disgust me. She reminds me a little of Maggie Gylenhaal (also extremely unattractive, IMO).