It Was Snatcher's Fault!
Last week, Conan O'Brien slipped, fell and wrecked his head while shooting a skit. Conan was taken to the shop to get repaired and rotated. Conan was back on last night and showed the footage of him breaking his head. And just as I suspected.....THE SNATCHER IS TO BLAME! Snatcher led him to that fall!
During the skit, Conan and Teri Snatcher raced on a slippery floor (her idea, probably). When Conan went down, Snatcher kept on smilin' and claimed her victory. Yes, while Conan's brains were slowly turning into boxed mashed potatoes and his eyeballs were about to fall out of their holes, she rejoiced!
Conan got up and continued on with the jokes. If that shit was me, I would've been trying to beat Teri's ass! It would've been like trying to hit a pinata while blind-folded and drunk (due to the concussion and all DUH), but I still would've given it a try. Because I thoroughly believe that when your ass falls, the only way to fully recover is to whoop the ass of the trick laughing at you!