Minus Jon
The ratings for Douche & Kunt Plus Hate are at their lowest ever, so it's no surprise that TLC is trying to save the sinking possum by making major changes. They announced that they are divorcing Jon Gosselin (sort of) and will now focus on Kate.
Starting this November, Jon & Kate Plus Eight will become Kate Plus Eight. I guess they didn't like my idea of calling it The Possum Hour of Cuntness. Boo on them. They issued this statement:
"The program will continue to capture the incredible lives of the eight Gosselin children and their family but will now include a deeper focus on Kate’s role in the family and her journey as a single mother building the next chapter in her life. TLC will continue its exclusive relationship with Jon Gosselin and he will continue to appear on the show, but on a less regular basis.Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers. Additionally the network is in development on a Kate project for 2010”
Basically, Jon is going to be a special guest star in his children's lives.
While I think it was a good idea for TLC to temporarily remove the tampon known as Jon from their vag hole, I think they should fire the child army too. This show should only focus on Kate's acts of cuntness. They should put her in situations that really bring the cunt hurricane out of her. You know, send her to the DMV, get her hairdresser to accidentally shave off her rabid possum head or randomly throw Hailey Glassman in Kate's line of fire.
The show can also touch on her rabid possum's dark and dysfunctional childhood. That's the shit we (aka just me) want to see.
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Oh who gives a fuck about this sixth rate shit?? TLC, come over here and suck on my dick COCKSUCKAS!!!
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Oh, for Crap's sake - at least Jon is willing go be seen in public with someone other that the Rat Woman. Like she is so innocent...
I say fuck Jon and Kate. They deserve each other.
I wish that I could write something witty or funny, but all I can come up with is "Fuck you, Kate and Your Eight and Balless Husband. Go the hell away."
Oh well.
Emo soccer-mom haircut must die.
I heard she's gonna get her own talk show for mothers. She is in no position to tell other women how to live their lives!!
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
Die.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Drop the Kate and call the show Plus Eight. I quit watching when they separated.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
So the show is MORE about Kate and HER STRUGGLES and less focus on those adorable kids. BORING!!!!!!!!!!
So having eight children does NOT
make you happy.....
They should have re-named it jon hates kate plus the eight.
TLC might think they've disposed of dead weight by giving Jon his walking papers, but Kate isn't so dynamic herself. Are they seriously thinking people have any interest in this chick and her poor-me attitude?
Now they're talking about a Kate-centred project in 2010. Oh, please. This is the same woman who took picture's of her kids' poop, and the same network that passed it off as entertainment.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Dude got the boot simply because Jon Plus Eight doesn't rhyme.
She needs an asshole boyfriend to shit all over IMMEDIATELY or the show is canceled within 2 weeks.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:24am.
Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family.
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Um...no. It only makes sense for you to get the fuck up and out of that family's life. It's really not helping. And they're HORRIBLE role models - so what the fuck is the point?
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Yeah, what she said. OH the point is money. Money for the network, money for the asshats. If people stop watching, it will end.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxRS_GyBbM
WHO IN THE HELL WATCHES THIS SHIT!?!?!?!
STOP FUELING THIS MONSTER.....STOP IT!!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Kate Plus 8. Cunt-tastic!!
Pip, cheerio, and carry on.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
Even Stevie Wonder could have seen this one coming. TLC is prob tired of funding Jon's douchecapades. No matter who's in it, the show is boring and I won't be watching anyway.
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Douchechill!
"While I think it was a good idea for TLC to temporarily remove the tampon known as Jon from their vag hole, I think they should fire the child army too. This show should only focus on Kate's acts of cuntness. They should put her in situations that really bring the cunt hurricane out of her. You know, send her to the DMV, get her hairdresser to accidentally shave off her rabid possum head or randomly throw Hailey Glassman in Kate's line of fire.
The show can also touch on her rabid possum's dark and dysfunctional childhood. That's the shit we (aka just me) want to see."
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Once again, MK you are GENIOUS!!!! That is the only way I would ever watch that show again. She is an absolute impresario of bitchiness, and if she would stop whoring out her children I would love to be able to continue to watch the master in action.
What idiot would even watch the show? Jon don't apologize for nothing. If they must have a show with these retards, ditch those little brats too, let's cut the shit and call it Kate the Kunt.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 12:50pm.
Now that Jon is being dumped from the show, he is publicly apologizing to Kate and his kids for all of his bad behavior since the split was announced. And he is also trying to postpone the divorce for another 90 days.
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Jon is a lying piece of shit. I hate both these people so much. I'm surprised more people who run into these cunts haven't thrown things at them.
Cancel the show and force these two con-artists to GET A JOB!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Now that Jon is being dumped from the show, he is publicly apologizing to Kate and his kids for all of his bad behavior since the split was announced. And he is also trying to postpone the divorce for another 90 days. He's scared. He's losing his gravy train so NOW he apologizes, only because there is something in it for him. He doesn't mean it when he apologizes, because he is a liar who will say anything, so long as it benefits him. Whoever does his PR is probably trying to get him to clean up his image. I don't think that is possible.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The bitch is back - and I wont be watching.
Kids are cute though, but their parents are a bunch of cunty whores.
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This is why, according to reports on AOL, John is trying to get a delay in their divorce, what a scumbag, he's now trying to reach out to Kate and ask her to slow down so they can try to reconnect, it's so obvious. I like Kate, I think she's pretty cool, and I think she's gonna keep raking in the big bucks, and, so who cares, I wish her well.
i'm amazed that they even have ten weekly viewers. now that they're separated and she has nobody to direct that bitch-cat attitude towards, the show is so bleeding boring.
BTW - that picture of her truly captures the pure Kuntiness that is Kate! Perfectly!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
So, TLC didn't pick up on the fact that everyone in the entire nation fucking HATES KATE!!!??? huh...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
This fucking chapter needs to end...NOW!!
"Fuck me running..."
But Whamo, if he did that, he'd lose his Money Ticket. How else is that douche going to afford that million dollar apartment in Manhattan? He'll sue her for palimony.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Another show I won't be watching.
If I was Jon I'd refuse to let my kids on the show just to fuck the Possum over.
Bo ME TOO, I used to love to hate it back in the day, now you couldn't pay me to watch these jerks!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
phoenix: the Duggars still have a show, 18 and counting.
Sick as shit.
TLC teaches that affairs = cash, anger = cash, scandal = cash, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Makes me sick.
@ Phoenix
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And don't forget OctoMom! She's got 14 kids altogether, including her octuplets, and the reality show in the works.
Dear TLC: I don't care WTF you call it, I ain't watching this train wreck ever again. Shame on you for exploiting this family, you suck wads!
Why? Stop the madness.
...What happened to TLC? What are we learning from them? That if you have a bazillion kids you can get a TV show and make millions. It's embarrassing that they reward people like the Duggars and the Gosselins.......
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I didn't know the Duggars were still on the air.
My kid and I watched the specials...and I think a few episodes of the show they had.
I couldn't get over the mom. She acted liked she was TOO calm, know what I mean?
I suppose it was because she got the older kids to do the work. Pfft.
Is she still popping out the kids?
I do agree about the rewards for having a child army. Come on, now....no one put a gun to your head and told you to have 20 kids....
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They just need to cancel that mess and call it a day.
I used to watch some reality shows just for laughs, (not this one so much) but even watching for shits and grins is getting old.
The only thing watching now is the History Channel...and my kid likes Family Guy and some shows on Comedy Central.
Pfft. And I pay about 130.00 a month for cable and internet from Charter for what? Crap.
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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:37am.
Go ahead and hate your spouse,
Go ahead and cheat with a friend.
Do it in the name of ratings,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One bitchy possum rides away.
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that was awesome! I love the original song : D
Funny thing, I used to watch and I used to feel sorry for Jon...now I simply feel sorry for the kids.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Love the idea of a show filming dlisters raising kids and typing away furiously at each other! It would be like a twisted version of Tracey Ullman as White Oprah, you know, just cocktails, blogging and kidz.
They can call that shit whatever they want to, I still won't be watching.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family.
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Um...no. It only makes sense for you to get the fuck up and out of that family's life. It's really not helping. And they're HORRIBLE role models - so what the fuck is the point?
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Prediction: With ratings in the tank and people not caring about a solo Kate raising 5 kids, enter Jon Gosselin, talking reconcilation and a grand remarriage.
Meanwhile, similar to the last year of the show when they were separated, the reunification will simply be a show for the cameras.
Now, I have never seen this dumb fucking show and could give two shits about these whores but you know that is what is going to happen.
What happened to TLC? What are we learning from them? That if you have a bazillion kids you can get a TV show and make millions. It's embarrassing that they reward people like the Duggars and the Gosselins.
KD: let me deal with Miss Maddy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
1 down, 9 to go...I can't believe the network that brings us such great programming like "Toddlers and Tiara'a" is so out of touch with their audience to think anyone gives a fried fuck about this bitch.
Snowy, lol! That would be awesome! I've said it before that they need to make a show like TMZ crossed with the View, kind of, and have all us horz doing a round table discussion of witty comments on asshat celebs.
But I don't think there is a table big enough.
But us juggling those kids would be second choice. Minus Maddy. I don't know if I could keep myself from smacking her. She needs ritalin or something.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
lol, yea either that or their viewers are mostly chicks that are complete cunts, divorced, have too many kids, and the Kool-Aid man as an ex.
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Well, THAT explains EVERYTHING! I was wondering WHY I wasn’t watching that show!
LOL jack
*hides behind jack's mullet"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:11am.
they need to give me and KD those kids and then do a show about us flailing around trying to take care of them in between posting on dlisted
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Uvy's got the market cornered on that one....
*hides*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!