The ratings for Douche & Kunt Plus Hate are at their lowest ever, so it's no surprise that TLC is trying to save the sinking possum by making major changes. They announced that they are divorcing Jon Gosselin (sort of) and will now focus on Kate.
Starting this November, Jon & Kate Plus Eight will become Kate Plus Eight. I guess they didn't like my idea of calling it The Possum Hour of Cuntness. Boo on them. They issued this statement:
"The program will continue to capture the incredible lives of the eight Gosselin children and their family but will now include a deeper focus on Kate’s role in the family and her journey as a single mother building the next chapter in her life. TLC will continue its exclusive relationship with Jon Gosselin and he will continue to appear on the show, but on a less regular basis.
Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers. Additionally the network is in development on a Kate project for 2010”
Basically, Jon is going to be a special guest star in his children's lives.
While I think it was a good idea for TLC to temporarily remove the tampon known as Jon from their vag hole, I think they should fire the child army too. This show should only focus on Kate's acts of cuntness. They should put her in situations that really bring the cunt hurricane out of her. You know, send her to the DMV, get her hairdresser to accidentally shave off her rabid possum head or randomly throw Hailey Glassman in Kate's line of fire.
The show can also touch on her rabid possum's dark and dysfunctional childhood. That's the shit we (aka just me) want to see.