Open Post: Hosted By The Most Glamorous Gay Wedding Of The Year
Why, why, why don't I ever get invited to weddings like this?! Probably because everyone knows I will burst into flames (DON'T YOU DARE) of excitement and set the sprinklers off. But I have a feeling that even a typhoon of water couldn't damper the spirits of this ultra elegant affair. The unicorns defended this wedding with all their might!
These glittery pictures are from the Atlanta wedding of Michael K. (we are definitely soulgays) Cole and Jamil Smith Cole. This wedding was perfection from the crystal tear drop wedding cake to the flower women.
Michael K. Cole himself was an exquisite masterpiece. It looks like Liberace just gave him a makeover. Have you ever seen a more beautiful manbride? NO, you definitely have not! I mean, his masterpiece eyebrows, his silky Vampire Gaystat mane, his spray-painted on beard (a real beard would never ever get near that beautiful face) and his silvery tuxedo train....it's really all too much.
They didn't even need to throw rice at this wedding! There was no need, because when Michael K. Cole entered the room, glitter fell from the skies. It was the gayngels crying tears of happiness over this exquisiteness.
VIA Insight News (Thanks Rachel)
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I bet they had the BEST time! Take that Lamar and your she-beast, this is how real love looks!
i never thought i'd say this, but i'm jealous of a gay black dude's hair.
We are guessing this is the next level above Ghetto Prom......Jane and Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:55am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:08am.
ooooh found some lovely ones!
http://dazzlinglady.com/my-garden-p-799.html
i'm a dazzlinglady... right??? RIGHT?
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jeez $39.00 for a barrette?
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yeah, it's pretty tits, but I can buy barrettes like that for under 10 dollars.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
Submitted by Jizzball on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:31am.
Sherindipity my cone arrived today.
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IDK wtf you're talking about, nor do I care. For the last time, leave me alone. I hate you.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:48pm.
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Yeah Koko, that tiger incident at the SF Zoo broke my heart. Didn't those fucking punks smoke some of the good shit and then decide to scale the walls of the zoo to torment the tigers? On fucking Christmas Day? And then the asswipes got all that sympathy for being mauled. So much for spending X-mas Day with family -- no, they had to go commit a crime and then cry like babies when the tiger attacked them. I hated humanity so bad when this shit went down. Team tigers all the way!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:36pm.
Yeah, welcome sheetsofegyptiancotton! I'm a new dlister too. Folks here are nice and wickedly snarky -- I'm waiting for someone to call me a slut or to STFU so I'll feel fully embraced!
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YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
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And STFU!!!!! ;)
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Oh thank you, horz! The warm and fuzzies you just gave me is the best way to start my day....ever! I feel so at home here with you dlisted bitches!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:33pm.
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I was at a sign painters convention @ the Cincy Zoo in 1994, my life has never been the same.
Just back from the dildo party.
I'll tell you about it tomorrow.
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Definitely looking forward to your review of the dildo party. Did you buy any tingley nipple cream? Hmmmmm?
Before I check out the Cincy Zoo, Speakit told me there's a Creationism Museum here. How about that?! I've gotta go there first and then report back to dlisted with my review -- you know that will be a crazy-ass day trip!
for a second i thought this was OK Magazine wedding pics of THE ODOM'S.
The one with the wig must be the woman seeing as almost all coloured women are wearing a wig these days.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
handsome!!! a place for us Seeks for the stimulation-SeekRichBeauty-C O M ----i think u will like it,,,trust me u may find something let u excited.
LOL @ koko! no worries. ima go to bed. have a nice night/mornin'. let's have a boxed wine night tonight (wednesday??) sheesh wish it was friday oh well. Night all. ((hugs and spanks))
Coma Caca!!
ok....this is OT but what is on topic at this point...i'm drunk so this story may ramble...but i remember being on some shitty flight to florida with a stop over in memphis...and as my 15 year old ass was getting off the plane the steward (HAWT) said (in deep southern accent) "you have great hair".... and even my overpermed ass knew he was lying but still he said it.....
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:08am.
ooooh found some lovely ones!
http://dazzlinglady.com/my-garden-p-799.html
i'm a dazzlinglady... right??? RIGHT?
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jeez $39.00 for a barrette?
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Sherindipity my cone arrived today.
ooooh found some lovely ones!
http://dazzlinglady.com/my-garden-p-799.html
i'm a dazzlinglady... right??? RIGHT?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
No, tits, sorry. If it's just out of necessity, I buy from mass retailers too. But I buy pretty hair things from a little shop one of my Paki friends owns.
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dominatrix? do you have an pronounced american accent? do you speak french? if so then montreal is calling you. you could dress up like sarah palin and make a killing.
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unfortunatly i have the bland west coast/california/san francisco (???) accent....which would be a lack of accent right(?)...either way i would love to be smuggled to canada but i only took german and spanish in high school/college...no french except the naughty words my ginge grad school friend can translate...and i have glasses i don't wear although i should so ...does canada need wanna be sarah palin strippers ???
hey froggie - you have long hair right? do you know where i can get some nice hair clips on line? i'm having to resort to the bloody pharmacy to find any in this little town.
can't see the dress i block all ads.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
That dress in the Cutiemus ad over there >>> is adorable.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:59pm.
koko, we need bartenders more than teachers.
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i don't give a fuck then....have always wanted to live in canada...maybe i can become (my dream job) a dominatrix...smuggle my ass across the border because i am ready to go....
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dominatrix? do you have an pronounced american accent? do you speak french? if so then montreal is calling you. you could dress up like sarah palin and make a killing.
have you ever visited here?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
OT - This wedding was no doubt styled by Dwight from The Really Lame Posers of Atlanta. "How dreadful."
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:59pm.
koko, we need bartenders more than teachers.
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i don't give a fuck then....have always wanted to live in canada...maybe i can become (my dream job) a dominatrix...smuggle my ass across the border because i am ready to go....
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:59pm.
koko, we need bartenders more than teachers.
:)
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hey ...i'm from san francisco....would that help my chances....*trying to fight off panic attack with the b.s. breathing they taught me in the hosptal--breath in through the nose and out the mouth****
I bought the cutest party dress, 80% off clearance. So I was thinking of wearing it on my blind date, but it's short. More like hitting the clubs dancing dress. But wearing something new makes me feel more confident, not that I'm not confident. I don't wanna give a hoochie impression though.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
koko, we need bartenders more than teachers.
:)
srsly... we take anyone. say, you're not from kentucky are you?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
sorry, tits
I just hope they save her.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:32pm.
Koko - why not canada? :*(
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i would LOVE to live in canada but from i've read (and yeah you can take it with an online grain of salt)...you need to have a specific profession/trade/ability if you are american and want to move to canada(or become a citizen at least)...i teach/taught special ed. so i know i could probably pass that part but mr.koko is a bartender at an international hotel chain soooo...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:30pm.
I stopped reading and watching the news almost a year ago. Best decision I ever made.
Why get all riled up about things you can't change and things that do not affect your life?
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I agree. I once read an article by a psychiatrist who went in great detail about how soap operas were bad too. I just think they're bad because there are only 20 people and they all keep divorcing and marrying each other. That and they never sit down.
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dammit froggie you made me click.
"Morales, who Fullerton police said may have his 11-year-old son with him, is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 185 pounds with black hair and brown eyes. He also has a mustache, and a gold front tooth, the FBI said."
nyce. very noice
the mother sounds like a twat too.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Koko - why not canada? :*(
south park lies.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
http://missingexploited.com/?p=230
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
I stopped reading and watching the news almost a year ago. Best decision I ever made.
Why get all riled up about things you can't change and things that do not affect your life?
It's surprising how little I actually miss it and I was a bit of a news junkie. (online papers)
I still vote every single election, always will - haven't abdicated from society completely... yet.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
and i got it wrong again....the adoptive father was the father of the 12 year old's unborn child...
Koko, hang a map, throw a dart. Go for it. Give it a year, if it doesn't work out, do it again. If I didn't have to share custody, that's what I'd do. Okay, probably not. Sounds fun tho!
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
ooopps i meant the adoptive father was father of the 12 year old child...
@ diamond dawg
the news is heavily hinting (ok nancy grace not the news) that the step dad might be the father of the 12 year old missing girl and he took her right before she was going to give birth to (fill in the blank) kill the baby, kill the mother etc...i guess the adoptive parents are estranged (again this is all based on my watching nancy grace so who knows what really is going on)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:16pm.
A pregnant 12 year old sounds like some incest shit.
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That crossed my mind too. Regardless it's sad. 12 years old. I can't even imagine. Maybe it's best if I don't know the story.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
i'm open to moving anywhere?? (definetly said with question mark)...i have family from minneapolis/have visited there--thought it was ok, mr.koko and i are throwing around chicago/portland, MIL lives in new mexico and thinks santa fe would be wonderful--me, not so sure....basically i would want to move to any major liberal city in the US (would love to move to canada but that's not gonna happen)...
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:05pm.
Hi Heaux - Slow news day?
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That reminded me. I don't normally watch the news, but I did see a headline about a 12 year old pregnant girl missing. Anyone know the scoop? I just saw a video link and I didn't watch.
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Ewww. I saw a blip of that today, too, but I don't know the story, yet. A pregnant 12 year old sounds like some incest shit. Damn. I really do wish the world would get nailed by a giant fireball from space and get annihilated. Too much weird and ugly all over the place.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:14pm.
this whole roman polanski bs is REALLY bothering me...has anyone seen the list of "hollywood elite" who signed the petition DEMANDING his release...woody allen (of course), sam mendes, martin scorcese...the list goes on and on...makes me angry...
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WOT??!!?!?! I USED to like Sam Mendes.
I'm starting to think this kind of evil fuckery has been going on in Hollywood and co-signed for, like, 50 years at least.
"..signed a petition..." like that really means anything. stupid pervy a-holes!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:05pm.
Hi Heaux - Slow news day?
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That reminded me. I don't normally watch the news, but I did see a headline about a 12 year old pregnant girl missing. Anyone know the scoop? I just saw a video link and I didn't watch.
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Song of the Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foq2yMj2QgQ
this whole roman polanski bs is REALLY bothering me...has anyone seen the list of "hollywood elite" who signed the petition DEMANDING his release...woody allen (of course), sam mendes, martin scorcese...the list goes on and on...makes me angry...
@ koko - fuck the soup, try this instead: http://www.grouprecipes.com/sr/12535/french-canadian-baked-beans/recipe/
only reason i want a crock pot is for that and chantilly potatoes.
erk now i'm hungry!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
dammit
triple post, ffs.
I'm not a fan of crock pots or cooking in general.
where would you move to Koko?
i'm attempting to make some nasty ass broccoli cheese soup in my pointless wedding gift crock pot that i felt compelled to put on my registry because i was pressured to...well it's probably one of the better/only gifts i got but still i'm using a big ass block of velveeta cheese...just sounds gross to me...where in the hell is this tsunami that will wipe out SF ?
Hi Heaux - Slow news day?