Wednesday, September 30th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 29th!

New on Wii, "Pin the fist in the SJP" - Provolone

Runners-up:

Neigh means Neigh, now take your human hand outta my asshole! - El Bastardo

One of the many disturbing photos found on Mr. Ed's stolen laptop. - Master Blaster

just when you thought Ikea ran outta ideas
they come out with FlickaNascopy coffee table - Flatbush Hooker IS BACK

(Thanks Michael C.)

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Master Blaster's picture
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:12pm.

I haven't been on Dlisted all day! What a nice surprise! I'm not much for sausagefests but I'll make an exception in this case. Thanks MK!!! Congrats winners!!!

Respect the cock!

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Provolone's picture
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:29pm.

wooo back to back! Congrats everyone.

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El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:40pm.

Great! Thanks peeps and MK! :o)
Congrats winners!!!
NoAnjlxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxalways. :)

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lez-babe's picture
Submitted by lez-babe on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:22pm.

Is dat horsey's ass made out of chocolat? I want some.

Silvara0428's picture
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:10am.

WOOT to all of you! Funny fooookers.
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Smile, it gives your face something to do.

Gigi Vaughan's picture
Submitted by Gigi Vaughan on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:48am.

Random Comment:

I have seen that same scene, Minus the horse in Pottery Barn Catalog.

Weird.

With Love,

Gigi

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:33am.

Woohooo! YAY PROVY, MASTER BLASTER, ELB & FLATBUSH HOOKER!!

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:24am.

Congrats Provolone! Congrats to all! Very funny!

JACK ASS!!!! I AM ROFLMAO AT THAT ONE! ♥4EVER!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:19am.

Congrats to all!
I liked ElB's 'Seabiscuit's Half Sister' better, but at least he was recognized.

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Or I won't be your man at all
Honey let me be your Salty Dog.

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:53am.

Congrats Provolone, ElB I gots your runner-up prize waiting in the backseat behind the Piggly Wiggly. Wtg Master Blaster & Flatbush Hooker.

cholegucci's picture
Submitted by cholegucci on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:50am.

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angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:29am.

Well, well, well - All Star Lineup!

Congrats weiners!

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:27am.

Congratulations Provy on the excellent win!!

Also congrats to CT masters: El Bastardo, Master Blaster, and Flatbush Hooker IS BACK

Funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:10am.

Awww, it's like a winning weiner trifecta in here!

Congrats to the boys and to FH!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:01am.

Hahahaha ElB and Master B! Congrats. Provy & Flatbush Hoooker, too!

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The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:56am.

Congrats Provy, ElB (nice to see you back on the podium!), MB, and Flatbush Hookah!

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cholegucci's picture
Submitted by cholegucci on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:43am.

Hello everyone,
I found a great dating site______MillionaireCupid.org_____
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!

welshbitch's picture
Submitted by welshbitch on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 7:23am.

The 'horsie coochy cosy' by Pottery Barn.

Submitted by tastycar on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:51am.

Damn it! I KNOW my keys are in here somewhere!!

Submitted by michele_roma on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:29am.

Tommygirl is giving Suri a science lesson about the gastrointestinal system.

Submitted by Seethergrrl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:58am.

Sarah Jessica Parker's birthing video finally surfaces.

Submitted by bewbiegirl on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 3:28am.

handsome!!! a place for us Seeks for the stimulation-SeekRichBeauty-C O M ----i think u will like it,,,trust me u may find something let u excited.

Submitted by berkeleygiraffe on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:43am.

khloe reluctantly agrees to the final stipulation of the prenup - a physical exam

Submitted by dragonho on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:32am.

SO that's how TV execs come up with the fall lineup

Kandykane's picture
Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:23am.

Debbie Rowe perfects the art of fisting for dollars.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Brammalltram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:13am.

Sarah Jessica Parker's body double gets fitted for an explicit scene in Sex in the Shitty 2

Submitted by Brammalltram on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:12am.

Brams

Euromutt's picture
Submitted by Euromutt on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:54pm.

Submitted by Little Monkey on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:21pm.

Wii Anus

I'm not even going to try topping that one! Good one Little Monkey!

Burnt Reynolds's picture
Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:37pm.

C-Section Biscuit

oggie168's picture
Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:36pm.

At least she is not going bareback.

Sheryl Crone's picture
Submitted by Sheryl Crone on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:30pm.

What a half-assed job.

Submitted by furious_george on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:21pm.

Backstage at the 2010 VMA's Lady Ga-Ga and Kanye West get ready to perform.

FuriousGeorge

Submitted by Little Monkey on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:51pm.

Wii Anus

vermonster's picture
Submitted by vermonster on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:47pm.

Equine controller 2.0, now with force feedback!

moosh's picture
Submitted by moosh on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:46pm.

digging for gold?

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

moosh

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Another Soulless Ginge's picture
Submitted by Another Soulles... on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:45pm.

Start your future today! DeVry offers degrees in computer repair, criminal justice, medical/dental technician, and horse bothering!

de Cosmos's picture
Submitted by de Cosmos on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:45pm.

More proof that there are more horses' asses than there are horses.

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:44pm.

Submitted by Christie Love on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:08pm.

Proctology Hero

hahahahaha

Christie Love's picture
Submitted by Christie Love on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:38pm.

Proctology Hero

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You're under arrest, sugar!

Get a life's picture
Submitted by Get a life on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:35pm.

Practice makes perfect.

Get a life's picture
Submitted by Get a life on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:39pm.

Whew! I'm glad we get to learn on plastic horses butts.

Submitted by gooben11 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:34pm.

Latoya's promotional tour continues.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:22pm.

Yeah...sorry boss I won't be at work today...I'm feeling a little horse.

honeychile's picture
Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:14pm.

*knock, knock, knock*

...Five minutes 'til showtime, Mr. West...

Andraya's picture
Submitted by Andraya on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:09pm.

That's the coolest ventriloquist act I've ever seen!

little edie's picture
Submitted by little edie on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:06pm.

i, for one, am thrilled that they're bring automats back!

cattitude's picture
Submitted by cattitude on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:50pm.

equine glory holes...the newest bestiality fad

mercury_rising's picture
Submitted by mercury_rising on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:45pm.

The US Government steps up their efforts to extradite escaped fugitive Roman Polanski. He cannot run. He cannot hide up a dead horse's ass.

TexnDoc's picture
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:43pm.

Coming next month in "Everyday With Rachael Ray" : Meatloaf.

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