Afternoon Crumbs

WOW! Penelope Cruz looks so smoking hot!

Talk about the fucking Photoshop Awards. RPatt's hair looks washed and Kristen Stewart doesn't look like a strung out meth whore.

UGH they should just change it to FUGLIGHT. For a movie about vampires that are supposed to be the hottest fucking things ever, they sure cast some unfortunate looking people. KStew and Rpatz are the only hot things going on there and that's only at certain angles. Yeah, I'll see it though. I know the whole series is a huge pile of T-rex doo doo but I saw the first one not knowing what it was and I'm going to smoke a blunt and finish what I started whenever this POS movie comes out.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

POOR Rhianna!! She is a cute girl, but can't seriously get up in the morning get dressed, look in the mirror and think that the shit she puts on looks good..?! o.0 She looks like a damn fool!! LOL! Never thought she had amazing fashion sense but seriously she needs to stop.

Still haven't seen Twatlight and don't plan on it anytime soon...well on second thought maybe I'll watch it online..? LOL!

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "

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How did Rathbone manage to get cast in the Twilight series? He looks like someone stuck something in his no-no hole without permission.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain

Angie definitely looks too thin.

Awhh I like Brendan, he is always nice and he is not a fame whore. I read he gained weight for his last movie and he is probably just getting back in shape now. I am glad he looks happy though, I think he is finally getting over his recent divorce after 10 years of marriage (should be

considered 50 yrs in Hollywood years). Fame whores Jon and Kate Gosselin maybe should take some tips from people like him on how to have a silent divorce for the sake of your children. Not a peep from his ex-wife, no fights over money or the children and no public whoring around by Brendan. That makes him automatically hot in my book!

Marilyn Manson = FAIL.

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No One Life to Live?!?!? What is the world coming to?

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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09

Angie is definitely wearing the little black sack dress to hide her boniness. It's time to cut back on your habit, girl.

OLTL is the best soap ABC has right now.

AMC, its lead-in, is a piece of crap these days. That could be the reason for the lower ratings.

GH gets its ratings from the kiddies arriving home from school each day to watch.

Sheez. Who's Brian Frons sleeping with that he has so much power whilst being such an idiot?

"Mel Gibson wants his DUI exorcised from his record."

Brills.

Yeah Angelina Jolie definitely has an "eating disorder" - not sure if it's heroin or meth though. Any guesses?

Pene has a flat ass and should thank VF that they added curves to her non-existent ass. Still, bitch is sexy.

Angie is scary skinny, lady needs to knock off whatever she's doing.

You know what? I'm worried about Angie for real. Besides the obvious...that black dress she's always wearing...it's like shrouding...I've done that in depression (only I was covering chub instead of bones...)

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 3:31pm.

Whoa. I'd skipped that link! OLTL is so much better than abc's other two soaps. Well, GH has so much potential (that they almost never deliver on) and one or two actors that are incredibly good... but what is that about Jonathon Jackson returning to GH? That would be interesting. Seriously, as a child actor, he was so good they would give him these monologues and endless scenes about him looking for his dog, floating on a raft, whatever, and I'd think, what am I watching? Is this a soap or what?

Actually, I'd be really sad to see the soaps go due to poor ratings. They're so much fun! Admitted, I don't watch them everyday but really, once every week or two is quite enough. Maybe they should just turn them into weekly daytime shows, like primetime, and just make the writing and production a bit better! Why cancel altogether?

That (not) Gene Wilder guy is just wearing your run of the mill *Dad Jacket(tm)*
You know, the kind of jacket your dad wears when he shows up at your soccer game, shouting your name, waving and pointing and shouting *that's my kid!*
Causing you to die by inches inside
And giving all your classmates ammo for the next day
Also insuring you will never date until your late 20's

I want Lauren Bacall to review this new twitard movie.

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Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty

No one can cancel Dorian Lord Vickers.

AND HOLY FUCKING BATMAN AND ROBIN

penelope cruz is a hot bitch. girlcrushing hard

Angie's arms are just frightful. The more weight she loses, the smaller everything gets except her torso because hey, that's just her ribcage. The disproportion of her body is just becoming... horrendous.

Jusin is totally fucking rihanna

omg this twilight shit needs to DIE!!

1- I would give a kidney to look as distinguishing as Penny Cruz...

2- Justin is totally going back to Brit Brit.

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Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:20pm.

Is that your doggie? He/she looks really cute and fluffy.

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That's my Sealyham Terrier, William. He rocks.

i fucking love it when mk says ick.nast

penny looks amazing

Penelope Cruz is HOT. HOT HOT HOT HOT. Jellis of her.

I hate Twilight; it is one of the most horribly written pieces of fiction EVER. Interesting story, but still. TERRIBLE.

Angie is fucking anorexic; HOW DO HER CRAZY RABID ASS FANS KEEP DENYING THIS?! "Oh, she's naturally thin and always was" or "She's lost weight running around after those kids." PUH-LEASE. She used to have a good, thin-ish but curvy body and she is now skin and bones. And I know a lot of moms with multiple kids. They don't lose weight because they are "running around" after their kids. Watching kids a) doesn't really involve a lot of actual running and b) causes you to be around a lot of kid-type food (i.e., the McDonald's Angie Ho never eats, mac and cheese, hot dogs, peanut butter and jelly). That's one of the reasons (along with not having time to work out) that moms GAIN weight. BITCH IS SKINNY BECAUSE BITCH DOESN'T FUCKING EAT! It's not a difficult concept.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:37pm.

NOTHING...I think he is hot. Everyone else is calling him a butterface. Not me...

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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...

Twilight can suck my figurative dick. I hate that I know shit about a movie and its actors that I have absolutely NO interest in seeing. The best vampire love triangle will always be Buffy, Angel, and Spike.

The end.

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Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:20pm.

Is that your doggie? He/she looks really cute and fluffy.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:18pm.

It's all about True Blood and that hot Palt dumpling known as Alexander Skarsgard.

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What's wrong with his head? I think he's cute as hell.

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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV

I would break up with JT three months into it, because he loves being the one to end things. Oh who am I kidding, I would never date that guy. Too into himself.

Hahaha. UVY! I;ll let you have him. I'll take Lutz since everyone is being mean about him. I can put a bag over his head...mmmm

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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...

And a big old Ha Ha to anyone who knows anything about the ultra retarded Twilght series.... losers.

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Dibs on Rathbone even though he looks like a gay(er), low rent Frank N Furter.

*pushes MJT outta the way*

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Brendan gives me teh ghey vibe. Always has.
MM is a douche. Always was.
JT and JB need new beards. Always will.
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I would give your left leg for a Diet Pepsi right now!

Nice to see Maddox is perfecting his crotch grab...

So Justin dumped shemale Jessica? Hmmmm, I wonder when he'll mock her and discuss their sex life to Howard Stern?

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Who are you calling FAT ?? :D

OH WOW NEW MOON OPENING IN THEATERS! HERE'S MY CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH AIDS PATIENTS AND FAT UGLY WOMEN! YES!

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 2:18pm.

haha at #1.... Vampire Diaries way better n e ways

For Jack-n-the-hat... have you seen this remix??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N618fLxQP6w&NR=1

too funny!~

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK

I have zero interest in seeing New Moon.
I probably won't even watch it on DVD.
They just ruined it for me with the casting.
It's all so wrong.

Except for Alice, who dead-on looks like
the character described in the book, to me
anyhow.

And by the way. New Moon is ALL about BELLA
and JACOB. The Cullens barely appear, except in the very beginning, and the end. What the
fuck is THIS poster all about ? very misleading.

What the fuck is wrong with Angelina? I am sorry, say what you want, but this chick is not healthy. She has always be a thin woman but a healthy thin. Now, she looks as if she haven't bathe or eaten in days. Drugs and/or eating disorder. I mean, just look at her arm. This is not the same woman from LC.
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That poster is terrible. Why is his head so much bigger than hers?

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Angelina - a pair of jeans and a t-shirt for out schlumping with the kids would be a nice change. But - then people would see how horribly malnourished you are.

The men of Twilight are so manly and strong looking...So very convincing...

1. Twilight can fuck off.

2. Who is Jennifer Ellison.

3. Tired of RiRi.

4. Seriously? Brendan Fraser? Is this 1992?

5. When did Gene Wilder become such a fashionista? See #4

6. St. Angie - Beyond over her.

7. Daisy Lowe is a whore.

8. Ick. Nast. <--- was all I needed to read to *not* click on it.

9. Mel Gibson - see #4

10. Glamberace - he still exists?

11. Penny Cruz- Has she learned English yet? If not, she needs to be deported.

12. Marilyn Manson - Didn't lie. Can you say "insurance issues regarding liability and traveling"?

13. Dorian Lord - who the fuck is that?

14. Rebecca Gayfart - her baby already needs rehab.

15. Deep fry the Big Mac Panini - is ths for real or did some dumbass just stick a big mac in a panini machine?

*Also, I will ALWAYS refuse to believe the calorie count for a big mac because I have never once gotten one that had more than a tablespoon of meat, sauce, and cheese combined. It is 99.9999% lettuce and bread.

16. Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel - a month ago. Hmmm... that was the exact same time that Lindsay Lohan was tweeting and calling him a dog because she saw him in a nightclub that night humping some other bitch. I see a future Ms. Cleo job for LiLo.
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)

Dayyum, Brendan really let himself go!

Marilyn Manson is such an ass.

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That isn't Gene Wilder.

That is not Brendan Fraser. That is a gayelle oversized Robert Downey Jr. Brendan Fraser was hot in The Mummy. I'm not changing that mental image.

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So when are JT and JB coming out of the closet? October 11 is coming up.

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