Khloe & Lamar's Wedding Was Just For Show
Here's Bruce Jenner arriving at Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom's big gay monster wedding on Sunday looking like a roasted basketball. I'm sure Kobe and Lamar accidentally played ball with Bruce's face during the reception. Anyway, TMZ is saying that Khloe and Lamar didn't actually get married on Sunday as expected. Khloe and Lamar's lawyers still have their dicks out and are trying to work out the whole prenup thing.
Once the prenup is signed, Khloe and Lamar will get married for real real. That's if their relationship lasts that long. Lamar might not want to marry Khloe when she forces him to shave her back during a full moon.
The only reason they went on with the fake wedding is so that E! could capture the beautiful famewhoring moments on camera in time for the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians in December.
And this is exactly why prenups are the work of the devil! They keep true soulmates like Khloe and Lamar from uniting as one in the eyes of the state and God! Actually, I should keep God out of this. It's hard to unite in front of him when he's giving you the side-eye.
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Put the hair dye down - you look ridiculous GRANPA'
Roasted basketball. I love it.
With each new plastic surgery procedure, Bruce is getting closer and closer to "Fire Marshall Bill"!
Lamar might not want to marry Khloe when she forces him to shave her back during a full moon.
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Submitted by Mrs.Mr.Big on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:47pm.
Good OLD "Bruise" Jenner. Before the knife job he was so cute.
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Submitted by cholegucci on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:00pm.
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What the hell is in this avvie???
It looks like two people dressed as a penis and a busted vagina. Ack!
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"I should keep God out of this. It's hard to unite in front of him when he's giving you the side-eye."
LOL!!!!!!!
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Bruce Jenner is the new Michael Jackson. How can he look at himself in the mirror everyday?
That isn't hair...it's fluffy spaniel ears!
Which mean Khloe is his natural daughter, I guess.
Btw, Bruce -- that straightjacket, Ray Charles glasses and cup ain't gonna get you jack.
@cookie123:
For Gawd's sake, Bruce, grow some fucking Hair Bangs!
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They take pride in their work.
For Gawd's sake, Bruce, grow some fucking Hair Bangs!
And another thing....Plastic Surgery on you is like putting Lipstick on a Pig!
If there's ever a Paul McCartney/WINGS reunion, I know who's taking Linda's place...
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Bruce's very youthful face doesn't match is 60 year old crows feet hands.
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wow bruce must have really been something in his day judging by the way he's killing his face with plastic surgery in order to stay young. that said, someone ought to tell him that youth only happens once and that aging dying and paying taxes is something we all have to do no matter how hard we try to fight it.
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Bruce is starting to look like my scary old Aunt Marion. Stop with the black shoe polish hair dye.
Did Bruce Jenner REALLY pay for that face?? fuck. When will these assholes get hit by the clue by four that tells 'em that plastic surgery looks extremely fucked up when used to create an entirely new face??? It doesn't fuckin work you pricks. BJ looks ready to give a 70s style BJ with that fake hair and tan ... what a delusional pranny.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I was there as Kim's date and a CELEBRITY GUEST. What a beautiful wedding. I even cried partly because of the wedding and partly because Kim touched my wee wee.
Where did all the Oly go?
Good OLD "Bruise" Jenner. Before the knife job he was so cute.
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... Bruce Jenner's face makes me wonder if they all might just be Cardassians, and if Khloe is the product of mommy's hook-up with a Klingon :/
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OMG, what's with the hair, Bruce?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 5:39pm.
Did he get a job as a pirate, oh and he looks like Denise Brown.
LOL
The Elvis wig isn't working either.
Too bad. In the state of California you divorce and you get 50/50.
So all you golddiggers remember, California, New York and Texas are the places to end that shit.
When did Bruce Jenner Die?
They put too much wax on his face. I am sure that is not how he wants to be remembered.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 4:55pm.
@ angel_i
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LMAO, so funny all the things you did to your Ken doll !
Did you perform plastic surgery on his face also? :-)
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O no. He was perfect in the face like Bruce already:)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 5:00pm.
I never yell, so this will be the exception:
THE ENTIRE KARDASSIANS BUCKET OF STD SLUTS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A RUSTY STRIPPER POLE.
AND TAKE E! CHANNEL WITH YOU. BUNCH OF GREEDY MAGGOTS WHO DON'T BELONG IN THE SAME PLANET WITH US.
I feel better, thank you for listening.
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Now, Stocky, tell us how you realy feel and don't hold back anything.
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Bruce looks beyond awful, but is everyone aware that he went and HAD HIS FACE FIXED/REDONE, EVERYTHING, to correct the OLD plastic surgery, this year on the show and what we all see above is the fucking RESULT!
(moment of silence)
DIE KARDOUCHIANS DIE
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Did he get a job as a pirate, oh and he looks like Denise Brown.
Holy Fuck..Bruce Jenner faces looks like a melted silly putty version of Glenn Close. I bet he puts on dresses at home and dances to I feel pretty.
Scary fug!!!
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I never yell, so this will be the exception:
THE ENTIRE KARDASSIANS BUCKET OF STD SLUTS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A RUSTY STRIPPER POLE.
AND TAKE E! CHANNEL WITH YOU. BUNCH OF GREEDY MAGGOTS WHO DON'T BELONG IN THE SAME PLANET WITH US.
I feel better, thank you for listening.
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@ angel_i
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LMAO, so funny all the things you did to your Ken doll !
Did you perform plastic surgery on his face also? :-)
Mr Jenner lost alot wait
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Submitted by jim on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 3:43pm.
FUCK LAMAR, FUCK THE KARDASIANS, FUCK THE IDIOTS WHO WATCH THIS SHIT AND FUCK ME FOR WASTING MY TIME COMMENTING ON THESE FUCKING LOSERS!
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Team jim! Sheer eloquence.
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I was there as Kim's date and a CELEBRITY GUEST. What a beautiful wedding. I even cried partly because of the wedding and partly because Kim touched my wee wee.
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Gross. The next full moon is on Oct. 4
Bruce looks like a Ken doll! He looks eXACTLY like MY Ken doll from when I was a kid. Before I cut off all his hair, poked his eyes out and dismembered him, that is....
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the real reason why these two aren't "really married" is because it is not yet legal for two men to marry in california.
hey khloe, if you want to make your marriage legit, travel up north and marry in canada
This whole sham of a fake romance, fake wedding and the ultra-fake Kardashians makes me as sick as looking at Bruce Jenners fucked-up face!
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"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 3:34pm.
God I hate the wealthy fame whores. Waste how much fucking money, time and resourses for a FAKE wedding?
Assholes."
They didn't spend a dime. E! fronted the bill.
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Dude. We knew this already.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 3:43pm.
Shit he was really good a looking dude when he was in the Olympics, now he looks like a fucking mess! What the fuck, I don't imagine he realizes how he has fucked up his face - insecure little prick!
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Oh, he knows it alright. He admits it was a mistake and he got bad plastic surgery. Unfortunately for him, the damage is done. It is a shame b/c he was good looking.
This is exactly why I can't watch shows like this.
Why would anyone want to tune in to see a fake wedding.
I hope she had a fake orgasm on their fake honeymoon.
That whole family is a fucking freakfest.