You Mess With My Money, You Mess With My Emotions
Shortly after TLC announced they were dropping the Jon from Jon and Kate Plus Eight, InTouchWeekly queefed out the news that he has hit the pause button on his divorce from Kate. Right on cue!
Jon and Kate's marriage was officially going to be fed to her rabid possum head in November, but now he's asking the court to delay it for 90 days. In the documents, Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had. That’s why I asked my attorney to put the brakes on this divorce so I could try to regain control over the future of our family. So Kate and I could join on a cooperative course that would benefit our family — not destroy it. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated [on June 22]. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”
HAHAHA! I love how Jon is backpedaling his Big Wheel now that his checking account is in danger of going into overdraft. This is Jon's way of licking on TLC's butt dingles, because if he's not on the show, he's not getting a check. If he's not getting a check, how he is going to keep his tittays slathered in Ed Hardy and Hailey Glassman's bong filled with the good shit?
And Jon's lawyer is the fucking best. He confirmed that Jon put a stop to the divorce and added this, “He is hoping to inspire his wife to become less rigid, inflexible and controlling and open up. We’re hoping Jon and Kate can sit down together and start exploring what to do about their situation. Once they do that, the rest will fall into place.”
Something tells me that the headline on tomorrow's morning paper will be: "JON GOSSELIN'S LAWYER MAULED BY A RABIES INFECTED BEAST."
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God damn you MK!! Its been 20 minutes and i cannot get "you messin wit my money, you messin wit my emoshions" out of my head, god damn you!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! best story of the day, WTF, Kate is going to rip him a new one where his nasty balls used to be as soon as he tries to get close to her, LOL
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It must be so embarrassing to be this obviously transparent. Kunt is going to eat him alive in divorce court.
It looks like he's wearing a pirate's earring in that first pic.
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Jon is such a transparent cocksucker, he's too lazy to work, spends little time with the kids - and stated he hated and despised his children's mother. This is all about the Benjamen's - he won't be able to support himself or the whorelette with Ed Hardy shirts.
His kids are going to hate him in about two years when they google that he fucked a barmaid in their house when he was doing visitation and a cocktail waitress instead of just visiting them.
Douchenozzle of a man. TLC just kicked his ass, dude Monster.com, use it. You will have to work to make those support payments. Kate was clever she's got options to make money and she can put all the show money into the kids accounts and not give tiny dick a cent. Hahahaha! Now he has a reason to hate her.
I love the way he's posing in front of his screensaver:
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Bed Head - Even if he sleeps standing up! Ick.
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alright, think about how hard you and I work for our trade (blogging, starbucks, whatnot) This trick (Jon) did NO WORK!!!
I say F Jon Gosselin. The only one working was cunt face aka Kate. Let her work..let her make money...let Jon fatso starve..long live Kate and her possums. It's Kate Plus 8 & Jon plus umemployment line
Someone kick these motherfuckers in the cunt once and for all.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
God he is such a douchebag! This show needs to go.
Why is his forehead always so dark compared to the rest of his face? Is that the part that was stuck up Kate's arse the whole marriage?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
PS. Just to be clear, I have never seen an episode of the show and I never will--I don't do reality shows, and kids bore me. Everything I know about it is from dlisted--possum hair, sophisticated reverse mullet and all.
The beauty of this couple, is one needn't take sides--they both reside in the very bottom of the barrel. Don't know if they deserve each other, but certainly one is not better than the other.
Yeah, bitch can see that the missus will make money that is not community property and he wants to get some of it. While her bitter face emanates pure evil, he is one butt ugly fucker, and its easy to see why the producers thought they could do better with her--and maybe some pretend dating with guest reality show 'celebrities'.
PSS. Let's think this trough. Dude (bitch) probably has about 90 days of burn on his money once the show ends. Now just what kind of gal is going to want to kiss the toad once its off tv and broke as a crack-head former child star.
Jon states: “Even though we were heading for a divorce, it appeared that Kate had been suffering from this divorce as much as I had."
They should call the show Jon and Kate Masturbate.
I hate them.
Buck up little camper, at least you have your hair plugs.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Let's not forget that this lazy ass layabout was a stay at home mommy when he and Kate were together, so without the show HE HAS NOTHING. Kate made all the cash in that relationship. No wonder he lost his balls. Women don't see men as tha man in the relationship when they're the ones having to work hard for the money. He looks the type to stay at home all day playing video games, ugh.
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Haha, I love how he was talking just a little while ago about how he despises Kate, and he's sooo proud of himself now that he's wearing Ed Hardy t-shits (typo and stays) and fucking ugly girls. And as soon as he sees his money walking away from him he wants to talk to her. And don't believe for a minute that he was sick and tired of the show and wanted no part of it. Every time he would whine and moan on TLC and someone asked, "So does this mean you're leaving the show?" he would immediately perk up and be like, "Oh no! I'm still on it! I still wanna be on the show, ok? Don't get rid of me please!"
But I bet to save face he's later gonna say he was trying to get out of the show for years. Asshat, no you weren't.
DOUCHE CHILLS!!!
I say TLC should just cancel the show altogether and put all future paychecks into trust funds for the kids.
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yeah, and I'd like to have a 35 year old tommy lee jones locked in my closet, nekkid.
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Here, here-- Tommy Lee was hella fine when he was in his thirties!
Anyway, I have never seen a single episode of this show, although I will definitely buy a memoir written by Cara, Madelyn, Alexis, Aaden, Joel, Hannah, Leah, Collin or any combination thereof, once they turn 18 and their leeching parents can no longer profit monetarily from their existence.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
If Jon has any brains, he will pull those kids off of TV faster than Kate can flash her possum, hit Kate where it hurts the most. Her pocketbook! Without the kids on tv, Kate doesn't have a "career."
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Submitted by OXA on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 7:09pm.
I think he is sending kate a message that she and TLC will not be making deals for the kids without his agreement.They can kick him off the show but he can fight in court keep the kids off too if he dont get his share.
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I wonder about that. I bet Kate can push forward with the divorce and still keep the show $$ for herself going forward. It seemed it was Jon who wanted the divorce so bad, but now Kate will probably want to fast-track the process so that everything is hers from now on.
They're both just greedy whore pigs in the end.
Ha ha, Kate won't take him back and even if she did she wouldn't change for him. Suck it up Jon you screwed yourself over.
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I think he is sending kate a message that she and TLC will not be making deals for the kids without his agreement.They can kick him off the show but he can fight in court keep the kids off too if he dont get his share.
I hate to say I told you so, but...
Those poor, poor kids to have such assholes for parents.
God please make them disappear! All reality shows involving small children should be considered a child abuse.
Jon & Kate make Khloe & Lamar look like eternal love.
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M.E.: I just have no words left for these two twats!
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regis said he'd come crawling back!
Yep. Big planned fake reconciliation coming up.
Enough already...go the fuck away...get a real fucking job and quit whoring out your family!
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drop dead already, you fucking piece of shit
nobody gives a fuck about you, your former wife, or your kids
he's an ass, she's not that dumb.
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i can stand a cunt better than i can stand a WHINEY ASS BITCH...yes you, jon "ed hardy" gosselin
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Spice Dong: Problem is, all the studios know that a Jon reality show will bomb -- there's no audience for it. I'm just sorry that there's still an audience for Kate and the brood.
He could try and get his own reality show on VH1 or E...VH1 and Ryan Gaycrest will give anyone a show even the Kardashians...Jon could do his own new bachelor type show or document his new Vida Loca as a single douchebag...ha!
If they do this, I want royalties for the idea.
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Well we all know how REAL reality TV is ......maybe it was all staged to being with now it's time to go back home. They deserve each other!
Jon's gotta be in full-on panic mode now that he just got a huge pay cut. Did he seriously think he could afford rent on his NYC pad, woo his plain-Jane horz and travel everywhere without a fucking job? Dude is way dumber than I ever gave him credit for.