The Human Centipede

Unfortunately, this isn't about a feature film version of Rebbie Jackson's musical piece of art Centipede. I wish. No, this post is about a horror movie that is currently making people heave up their vitals organs and cry for their dealers on the film festival circuit.

Shock Till You Drop's got the synopsis:

Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three "patients" are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy "the human centipede".

So all you whores out there better beware when you answer a Craigslist ad asking for "ass-to-mouth," because this could be what he's talking about! Bring some lip chap and a breath mint, because you could be there for a long ass time.

And this movie could also be called "Just A Regular Night At Russell Brand's House." Well, sans the whole "surgically attaching bitches to each other's gastric systems" thing. Sucio!

(Thanks White Lightning)

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by clairey claire on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 3:32pm.

Didn't something similar happen in an episode of CSI? I smell a rip-off

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:58am.

And this is why I have no respect for modern horror films. It's all gratuitous shock value, F-list actors (probably rejected by the porn industry), and special effects overkill. Recent horror films share ALMOST the same formula as straight-to-Comedy Central box office bombs, just add blood and guts.

As annoying as the unnecessary display of nude skanks, is the aesthetic. First of all, I have bad enough eyesight. Why do all the scenes have to be so fucking dark? I don't know much about making movies, but I know that you don't need to make every individual scene darker than the devil's asshole to create a creepy atmosphere.

Second of all, since the 90s, I've observed a dramatic decline in quality in terms of effects. With such advanced technology, how is that even possible. Horror movies used to be so much more convincing! WTF? Last time I bled, it didn't look like fucking cherry pie filling. People getting hacked to bits or cheesewired isn't scary when you can clearly tell it was done with a computer.

I've seen video game graphics that looked more realistic, and contained better acting at that! I haven't been interested in seeing a horror movie in theatres in about five years.

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Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
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Submitted by julesinSD on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:07am.

Garbage. And we wonder why our society is so fucked up? Sad.

Submitted by bunnies on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:49am.

cface -

nope, you're not the only one who wants to see it :) Nothing freaks me out more than crazy doctors, and the whole concept is just fucked up - I love it :)

Submitted by Coffy73 on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:03pm.

I hate these kinds of "horror" movies, cause they're not scary, just disgusting. Give me the original versions of Halloween, Friday the 13th, and The Exorcist anyday over these Hostels and other mess like this!

Submitted by cface on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:22pm.

i'm the only one that wants to see this?

Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 3:06pm.

I'll watch anything, but I'm thinking I'll skip this one. Blah! : /

Submitted by Porcelyn on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:44pm.

That's exactly what I mean Plopsicle. It makes no sense. It's an idiotic movie idea. It's just garbage.

Submitted by justjane on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:15pm.

plopsicle, I hear ya. There is some sick stuff out there...somehow I can't shake this-damn you MK!
For lighter fare, think of the sequel possibilities.

Submitted by ploppsicle on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:02pm.

whoops... wow i dunno why that was posted a million times.. i'm clearly too disturbed to remember how to use a laptop :s

Submitted by ploppsicle on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:34pm.

I've been so disturbed about this all day.... the reason things like this are so horrifying to think about is because you kind of see yourself in their position, as humans we automatically empathise.

I know its dumb to even consider it (although like mentioned, holocaust experiments etc. may have been this horrific), but at least it just wouldn't work! no-one would get nourishment, how would fluids get through, the people would just die very quickly. hopefully! ah! ah! i know its just a sick movie but it has really disturbed me!!

Submitted by ploppsicle on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:33pm.

I've been so disturbed about this all day.... the reason things like this are so horrifying to think about is because you kind of see yourself in their position, as humans we automatically empathise.

Submitted by ploppsicle on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:33pm.

I've been so disturbed about this all day.... the reason things like this are so horrifying to think about is because you kind of see yourself in their position, as humans we automatically empathise.

Submitted by Porcelyn on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:42am.

This is just plain stupid, it doesn't even make sense.

Submitted by Piper on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:27am.

Just one more piece of evidence showing how sick and depraved this world has become. Straight from the pit of Hell IMO.

Submitted by lez-babe on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:03am.

That's just all kinds of wrong. If they want my $12 they gotta cum up w/ somethin better than colon fusing. FAIL.

Submitted by bomp on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:03am.

Okay, I REALLY regret watching that clip.

I fail to see the point of a movie like this.

You mean to tell me that you're going to go to a dark room, sit there with strangers, and watch three people go through torture and mutilation only to have their mouths stitched to someone else's asshole and their gastric systems connected and you plan on PAYING for this "privilege"?

REALLY?

I hate to sound like a fuddy-duddy here, but fuck you and get some help.
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Yeah, man. Seriously. Anyway, I don't know what a UK production company is doing involved in this because they've clearly not done their homework. Patently violates a number of UK laws including the Obscene Publications Act and the recently revised Criminal Justice Act. It won't ever see the light of day for a UK release and I know this are fact because I am extremely learned in these things and I did a little fishing around this afternoon anyway and it's already on a red list. OMG FUCKING PWNED. What now fuckers.

Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:52am.

Oh, that is some sick shit!!!!
I think I taste bile in my mouth.

Those Germans are a sick bunch of fuckers, that's for sure.

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Submitted by joan cusack on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:41am.

I just felt sick

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Submitted by Juniperjump on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:14am.

I watched the clip - and there is nothing on it that leaves me horrified. I think the whole 'idea' of it is supposed to horrify you more than anything you see on that clip. I would imagine you see much more in the actual film that most sane people couldn't or wouldn't want to watch. I guess it's just too silly to be horrifying. I'm not even sure I understand what I'm supposed to be seeing as there seems to be a lot of mincing about with words going on. But basically - he's sewn their mouths to another's asshole - right? Anatomical complexities aside here - it's just eating poo porn - no? It's porn for the two girls one cup crowd.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 8:07am.

Alright, I have never been more afraid to click anything here then I am now seeing that still shot up above.

Do I wanna know why someone is at the backend of that girl? I haven't eaten, so I might have to wait.

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Submitted by ploppsicle on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:28am.

ahhhhhhhh wahh wahh wahh hhh i'm so totally grossed out now, even the title mkaes me heave :'(

Submitted by Swallows on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:54am.

Well dear me, not my choice of viewing. I've seen a photograph of a human centipede - but they were all boys and joined in a fun way. :o)

Submitted by Saiko on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:38am.

I feel sorry for the last humanpede who has to eat the re-digested crap of the other 2!

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Brian: You're drunk.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:49am.

@TheNewImprove:
This is truly horrific. I bet this movie is banned in Germany.

Dr Joseph Mengele performed similar operations on twins during his time in Auschwitz. People had to strange their own children to put them out their misery if they survived the operations.

I do NOT need to see this fuckery. No more DListed for me today.

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Yawn. Yeah, like you've never seen anything on Dlisted that would be offensive to SOMEBODY ELSE and laughed.

Get a life.

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:45am.

This is truly horrific. I bet this movie is banned in Germany.

Dr Joseph Mengele performed similar operations on twins during his time in Auschwitz. People had to strange their own children to put them out their misery if they survived the operations.

I do NOT need to see this fuckery. No more DListed for me today.
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Heather Chandler's revenge on Veronica Sawyer ain't lookin' too pretty.

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Submitted by Kandykane on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:14am.

Christ MK I just ate .......

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 11:52pm.

I thought all people were connected via their gastric systems via Taco Bell.

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:38pm.

you're hungover and need some damn Dr. Pepper and Chinese Food delivery and they show up at the door with a bag of wet circus peanuts and a bottle of flat Crystal Pepsi NASTAY

HAHAHAHA! you're crazy.

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Submitted by PantyChrist on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:36pm.

This shit is NASTAY. As in, like, you're hungover and need some damn Dr. Pepper and Chinese Food delivery and they show up at the door with a bag of wet circus peanuts and a bottle of flat Crystal Pepsi NASTAY. WTF? I mean, really...WTF?!??!?!? The only way I'd find this movie acceptable IN THE LEAST were if the sewn-up A2M trinity featured Meg Ryan, Kanye West and that Heigl bitch. But you know what? I wouldn't wish Meg Ryan's ass on Kanye's face. Jeremy Piven's ass, maybe. But I'm going into a really dark erotic place so let me end my thoughts right here. Except to say that I'd rather see this than have to sit through Twilight: Prairie Dawn or whateverthefuck.

Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:27pm.

This is a disgusting idea for a movie.

Submitted by hunnybunny on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:18pm.

Ass to mouth:Down 90% in popularity this week.
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Submitted by hunnybunny on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:16pm.

Also if you read the full synopsis, it's 1 guy 2 girls joined together, so this Brutality of women theory is bullshit.

Yeah, and the guy is Japanese, so the director´s got the race thing covered..If the guy was American, he´d probably be black..
Plus,a shout out to the Japanese market.

Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:08pm.

Don't know what she's crying about. Its obvious that the first one in the centipede has by far the best job. ;)

Had a co-worker that spoke of the hostel movie in a whispering voice that indicated he was still scared about it. Probably has seen every sequel.

These sorts of movies are only capable of inspiring boredom, unintentional humor, and gross-out. A haven for bad actors, directors, and writers, but I never partake any more. Once went out seeking a truly scary one to watch with the wife, but never found one--they were all just stupid.

Even the trailer for this one has one of the trademark cliche's: The frantic victim fumbling to unlock a door while the attacker confidently but slowly closes in.

Submitted by Crash_Override on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 10:04pm.

I've seen a bunch of sick stories about the nazi doctors. They attached twins back-to-back. How disgustingly sick is that?
And guess what, 60 years later, it became entertainment!

We humans are so sick. And to think some people say we came from some kind of god. LOL

Submitted by mandashell on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:53pm.

REALLY! ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS!!!? Watched the first Hostel and Saw 1 and 2 but that's it. I can't deal with these fucked up gorey types of "horror" movies. I'd take a lame ass Asian horror remake over this sick shit anyday!!!

Well, you fucktards wanted original and here you've got it! UGH! FREAKING NASTY MAN!!!! ;'/

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Submitted by gines on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:42pm.

sooooo they all get joined together. then what? i'm more interested in how they decided to end this piece of shit movie. what a waste of money. god.

Submitted by Steve-O on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:41pm.

Okay, I REALLY regret watching that clip.

I fail to see the point of a movie like this.

REALLY?

I hate to sound like a fuddy-duddy here, but fuck you and get some help.

Submitted by Secret Original on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:40pm.

I wonder what Requiem for a Dream's ass-to-ass man would have to say about this.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:39pm.

I miss the days of horror movies when they had more suspense and decent story line instead of relying on pretentious gore & porn.

Call me old fashioned.

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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:20pm.

I read the article 2Di4 had linked; I found an interesting quote....

Six [the writer/director]says that he took inspiration for the disturbing experiment-premise from similar documented acts involving twins during the Holocaust.

And there you have it. Some sick twisted people have already TRIED this, apparently...

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Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:17pm.

Ah the old "lost in the woods and stumble upon a strange village" plot eh? Yawn.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:10pm.

Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 8:34pm.
check out this picture of the full centipede (bottom of page):

Nice!

"American actress, Ashlynn Yennie, smiles and describes being a part of the caterpillar with: “It was a little uncomfortable."

Probably listed as Part Number 3 in the credits.

Submitted by piedlourde on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:08pm.

YES! Finally some clips, I'm really looking forward to this one. *demented, delighted squee*

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Submitted by Kevette on Tue, 09/29/2009 - 9:07pm.

Its movies like this that make me think some people are truly fucked in the head. There should be made a new genre for this type of sick shit. Hostel and other movies like this aren't Horror movies, they are movies for people who are honestly fucked in the head and don't want to be scared rather to be disgusted. How can something like this get funding when it is SO obviously warped.