How Many Famewhores Can You Fit On One Cover?
Why does Lamar Odom look like he's breaking into his own wedding shot? Notice how he's creeping on in like "Remember me?!" No, we don't. And Khloe Kardashian won't remember his ass either in a couple of months when this bootleg marriage calls it a day.
So, this is what $300,000 bought OK! Magazine. I hope they kept the receipt, because this wasn't even worth two food stamps and a punch card from Arby's. Let's be real, it farts volumes that dim, dude and dumb are sitting in the front while Lamar has been shoved to the back like a prop. And I don't know why Khloe let this happen, because she should be pissed that she's the bride, yet she's the fugliest thing in that shot. Shit, they should've thrown the veil on Lamar. Dude would've made a better bride. I mean, they couldn't use the "de-beast" tool on Khloe to keep her from looking like a fat skunk (no offense to Mr. Bumble) who is staring at us like we're a bacon and butter sandwich?
If OK! Magazine wanted to put a man-on-man wedding on their cover, they should've went with Michael K. Cole and Jamil Smith's luxurious affair. Because this shit right here.....is....well...it's just shit. Poop and simple.
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Especially: Kim's own sister, Khloe, seems to struggle with her low self-esteem about body image and she always acts so "concerned" over it and "sympathizes" with her so that she can talk about herself a little more. Bitch, please. I'm in college and I've been through high school, and I know what you're trying to pull.
I left that last line out cuz there's more too, innit? It's also a way to keep Khloe from ever relieving herself of her issues - by keeping them right on the front page of their relationship.
I think Kourtney's just as self-involved which, actually, makes her less annoying only becuz she's always so busy staring at her own navel to really cause any trouble.
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I find Khloe to be the most likeable in the bunch, and I *do* find her pretty. I'm not buying any of this "sasquatch" shit. Sure, the whole marriage thing is WTF-lame, but I tend to think of her as the underdog. She actually has a personality, and doesn't turn every event into something about herself. Kim, on the other hand...
Once upon a boring summer, I got into the habit of watching "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and I honestly tried to like Kim, but she's sooo fucking annoying. She's always peddling this "body image" bullshit onto young women.
"Boohoo, I'm Kim Kardashian, and any time some poor sucker is getting flack for their weight gain, I'm going to turn all that attention upon myself because I have a fat ass! Notice my hourglass shape. I must know everything about women's body image issues."
Kim's own sister, Khloe, seems to struggle with her low self-esteem about body image and she always acts so "concerned" over it and "sympathizes" with her so that she can talk about herself a little more. Bitch, please. I'm in college and I've been through high school, and I know what you're trying to pull. I've been around self-absorbed, vain harpies all my life who turn someone else's emotional anguish into a venue for validation-seeking.
Kim Kardashian's so self-conscious, then why does she wear tight/revealing outfits to public events? She's so worried about her ass that she showed it to the world for Playboy? And she mustn't argue that it's to set a good example for girls, because after all, Hugh Hefner would probably have a fucking heart attack if he actually saw ONE FUCKING INGROWN PUBIC HAIR, so don't shit everyone that you're doing it for anyone or anything else except for your precious fucking ego.
She's so self-conscious about being a sex symbol that her ass (again, boofuckinghoo...yes, she's so ashamed of it, you know!) was supposedly one of the most popular images on Google Image Search and she sure as hell had no problems with crawling around and dry humping on stage with the Pussycat Dolls. Kim Kardashian can GFHWAHCI.
She also treats her family like garbage, and ditches them at every opportunity she gets for her own selfish causes. Princess Kim doesn't feel like doing anything except for getting her photo taken, which I am all in favor for becoming illegalized.
Let's quit photographing the pain in the ass Kim Kardashian and see how much she'll need her family then.
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is that a wedding threesome?
"Why does Lamar Odom look like he's breaking into his own wedding shot?"
lmao he certainly does
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Khloe really is unfortunate looking isnt'she? That whole photo is kind of sad, Whorey, Tranny-getting-married and Pregnant-for-publicity. ***
Publicity/attention-whoring...exactly. Khloe has always been the ugly one, forever having to live in her sister's shadows. Kim has always gotten the attention, and now K-WHOREtney is in the spotlight because she's all knocked up by that fucking loser. It's really not surprising that K-low-HE is so desperately clinging on to the first dick that'll have her Yeti-self for more than one night. What a sad existence...the bunch of them!
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beaker's bitch - i don't know anything about these skanks other than the fact that they whore themselves out.. i've seen one of the ebay auctions and they donate 10% to charity. ten fucking percent. isn't that pathetic? i'm so sick of hearing about these losers i could scream. i hope this is OK's worst selling magazine cover.
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I was on TMZ's website (home sick and bored out of my mind today) and read she spent $4,500 on that craptastic wedding hairdo of hers. Girl has lost her mind; I could've done better for $10...
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She should never take photos with her two sisters on either side of her, never. Dayum!
Dang! It must be terrible when your "wife" looks more manlier than you! When this comes out as fake, which will probably be real soon, will anyone truly be surprised? In that photo, Lamar looks like he's very hesitant to kiss her and in the dance one, doesn't want to be too close.
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:59pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Kris Jenner must've been messing around with SOMETHING other than her husband to end up with a child like that?
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Poor Lamar, he is photo bombing his own wedding shots!
Khloe really is unfortunate looking isnt'she? That whole photo is kind of sad, Whorey, Tranny-getting-married and Pregnant-for-publicity.
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@beaker's bitch: You're so right; some of the stuff on that auction has the nerve to be hella expensive and they're probably giving like 5% or some low percentage like that to charity... wow.
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 3:56pm.
Sooo...I went to Kim K's website ( I know, horrible, right?) and people are HATING on her about this cover. Has America finally come to its senses? One can only hope...
Okay, I don't even watch the stupid show, but I had to check out her website because I have no clue what any of these hos do besides party and fame whore. They are selling crap they've worn on the show on ebay with a "portion" going to charity. I thought these girls were rich, why only a "portion"?
Sooo...I went to Kim K's website ( I know, horrible, right?) and people are HATING on her about this cover. Has America finally come to its senses? One can only hope...
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:59pm.
Am I the only one who thinks Kris Jenner must've been messing around with SOMETHING other than her husband to end up with a child like that? It's like a game of 'One of these things is different from the other'...
Well I've heard this story: A little under a year before Khloe's birth, Kris was on a personal quest to "find herself". This involved a lot of time alone. On her last trip before become pregnant, she spent a week alone in a remote area of the Olympic National Forest...
Am I the only one who thinks Kris Jenner must've been messing around with SOMETHING other than her husband to end up with a child like that? It's like a game of 'One of these things is different from the other'...
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So now that we have one knocked up and the other "married", does this mean 'Khloe and Kourtney take Miami' (or whatever it's called) is officially over? Praise Jesus.
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Why people are interested in this tranny trio is beyond me.
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Ugh, I caught a few minutes of "A Baby's Story" and now this shit. I'm really having a hard time keeping down my breakfast.
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wow. um. I think I'm just speechless. That poor girl looks like she was bashed in the face with a frying pan. Kim is the only good looking one, they must hate her. And the dude looks like he is just as speechless as I am. Can you blame him?
Thank you E! for giving the American public what it wants and needs. I don't know how we have existed this long without the Kardashians, Bridget and the other class acts you have introduced to us. MTV has nothing on you, E! Keep up the good work and I look forward to any new programming you have to offer. ** slits wrists **
A picture of a freshly shaved Wookie, her dumb knocked up useless sister and her other dumb useless sister is not even worth an expired coupon and my bellybutton lint. The folks at OK need to lay off the drugs - no fake wookie wedding is worth what they paid.
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I would have much rather been at Michael & Jamil's wedding at least theirs was for REAL. These two are nothing but a complete joke, matter of fact so is the entire family, every single one of them.
MK you are KILLING me. "de-beast" tool hahahahahah
here is my say something nice: she looks really pretty in that second picture. *runs and hides*
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Damn, she must be realllyyyyyyyy good in bed, cuz I just don't get why he'd get with THAT.
Let this be a lesson. Never shave a Yeti and put it in a dress, the results are nast.
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Ok, I'm laughing my ass off that Khloe had to share the cover with her sisters in order to get the three hundred grand. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
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Sasquatch makes She-Hulk Hogan look prissy!
Every single person in that photo disgusts me.
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I'm pretty sure that spammer's avie was a CTC picture a while back, guys.
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Quick! What is this avvie?! Is it what I think it is?!?
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I was just thinking the same thing! Looks like a really ugly vag.....and is that a cocoon standing next to it? Very alluring sex site **shivers**
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Its a sad sad world we live in when these three dumbasses with big asses are famous.
Its a sign of the apocalypse. Trust.
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What the fuck? Aren't the Bride and Groom supposed to be the ones featured on the cover? It looks like Odom is the dude who was cleaning up the reception area.
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Why the hell are these assholes on the cover of a magazine?
PA. THE. TIC.
I can't believe we live in a society where yetis can get married, but the gays can't. Not right.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Mrs Kong Odom - I like it. This is the most entertaining thing the Kong sisters have wasted someone else's cash on so far.
Could you imagine Bruce Jenner having to fork over his own cash x how many stepdaughter's weddings? It's probably a good thing his face is frozen.
Ball players are really up on these freeby quicky famewhore weddings aren't they.
It's not the fact that she's got more manly features than her dim bulb sisters or the fact that she's almost as big as her NBA player "husband" ("that's a huge bitch!") that makes me question her womanhood. It's the fact that she considers Joe fucking Francis a friend. You should automatically get your woman card taken away for that fuckery.
LMAO, Michael K, this is so funny!!!
My whole face is hurting from laughing!
U know she does try really hard to look like a chick, but every time i see a photo of her I feel like she's gona wrestle me down to the ground while lifting a Volkswagen beetle over her head.. multi-talented
Dear God another sign that our society is worth shit. Those damn Kardashians are just useless trash. That cover has a talentless broad who getting pissed on in a porn tape brought her fame,the middle one gets married just to get paid because really at this point why work and the last one who is knocked up and also going to cash in. Everyone on that cover will make more money than someone who actually has talent, work ethic, and dignity. Such a sad state of affairs.
And you thought khloe was hairy, look at Hairy-han: http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=98782&fullsiz...
When someone dates someone from their "own race" there's never a negative comment.
Yet when someone dares to seek love with a Yeti..
*loving that cover! What does Lamar have to do to get a cover around these parts? The man wins an NBA championship and is virtually hustled off the cover of his own wedding shot by a girl who has a body built for fun but is crap in bed (yeah I watched it), a yeti and some bird who fell out of the same snatch hole and got knocked up in an attempt to add a storyline to their farce of a tv show.
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LMAO!!! de-beast tool, MK you're the best with words!!!!!
Here's the honeymoon pic! http://thechive.com/2009/08/daily-morning-randomness-8709-25-photos/funn... Sorry broken link ******************************************************************************** We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
No wonder the ragmag only costs .50 cents.
They should try giving it away for free next time-much like the whores on the cover.