Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Jimmy Kimmel.....On Tape?
You might have been wondering why your stomach is growling more than usual this morning. No, it wasn't the bad jizz you ate last night. It was your stomach sensing that it's about to go through some serious shit, because reportedly a Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel sex tape is about hit the internet. Yeah, you probably won't hear from your genitals for a few days. They aren't going to come out until it's safe.
Zack Taylor (via ONTD) says that some source sent him a few screen shots that are supposedly of Jimmy Kimmel giving it to Sarah Silverman missionary-style (BORING!). Apparently, the 15-minute tape that was shot a few years ago is being shopped around. The source added that Sarah and Jimmy bumped tittays on tape while on vacation at some resort. When they left, they forgot to take the camera with them and a resort employee got their hands on it. That's the story.
Based on the screen shots alone, that could be absolutely anybody or anything. It could be Guillermo, it could be Jon Grosselin, it could be Kate Gosselin's possum head, it could be Khloe Kardashian without her weave on or it could be my Uncle Werner after getting his back waxed.
Let's just pretend this post never happened. I mean, porn isn't supposed to make your fuck parts sad.
UPDATE: A rep for both Jimmy and Sarah says it isn't them in the sex tape. Wait, so maybe it is my Uncle Werner after all!
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http://www.dazereader.com/36000058.html
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About that Cook/Silverman show... Could there be 2 more unfunny, overrated, comics on the plant? And I love stand up.
(Lewis CK rocks live BTW)
Seriously. If someone wanted to give me FREE tickets to that show, I decline the offer.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
About that Cook/Silverman show... Could there be 2 more unfunny, overrated, comics on the plant? And I love stand up.
(Lewis CK rocks live BTW)
Seriously. If someone wanted to give me FREE tickets to that show, I decline the offer.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Dry heaves into trash can.
Polar bears have standards and wouldn't maul either of their talentless asses.
How about shopping that tape to some zoo porn sites? The thumb nail would be right at home between the crack whore screwing a fish and the 3 way with a goat.
*shudders*
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Two very intelligent and funny people....who happen to be the last couple on EARTH that I want to see plugging it up. CREEPY CARRIE!
Ick. Nast.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:04am.
Idea for hit Vegas show: Sarah Silverman farts and says "vagina" in little girl voice, Dane Cook yells Louis CK's jokes and makes them less funny. I just saved you all a trip to Vegas and the cost of show tickets
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Dude. I know people. Let's make this happen.
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
Know the difference between Sarah Silverman and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The tape is 15 minutes? What did they do with the OTHER 14:30? Oh, that's right, Sarah farted.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:58am.
Sarah Silverman's entire act, in 15 seconds or less: say "vagina" in little girl voice, fart, repeat. You all owe me the $75 apiece for the show tickets.
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That is NOT true. Jesus is Magic is a masterpiece! Bitch!
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Jesus is Magic, in 15 seconds or less: say "vagina" in little girl voice, fart, say Jesus forgives her for that, sing offkey, repeat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:58am.
Sarah Silverman's entire act, in 15 seconds or less: say "vagina" in little girl voice, fart, repeat. You all owe me the $75 apiece for the show tickets.
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That is NOT true. Jesus is Magic is a masterpiece! Bitch!
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Idea for hit Vegas show: Sarah Silverman farts and says "vagina" in little girl voice, Dane Cook yells Louis CK's jokes and makes them less funny. I just saved you all a trip to Vegas and the cost of show tickets.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LMAO @ TV!
Sarah Silverman's entire act, in 15 seconds or less: say "vagina" in little girl voice, fart, repeat. You all owe me the $75 apiece for the show tickets.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Damn TV LMAO! You have been UNSTOPPABLE lately.
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 10:51am.
While I'm sure there's a huge demand to see a fat, second rate talk show host get anally violated by his girlfriend's strap-on, I always assumed it would be Rosie O'Donnell on the receiving end.
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I pictured her on the giving end...
While I'm sure there's a huge demand to see a fat, second rate talk show host get anally violated by his girlfriend's strap-on, I always assumed it would be Rosie O'Donnell on the receiving end.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This bullshit crashed my puter!
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
I agree - Sarah's a cool chick in my books but I still don't want to a see a sex tape with her and Jimmy Kimmel...or anyone and Jimmy Kimmel to be honest...
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I don't understand why people hate Sarah Silverman so much.
I didn't used to like her very much myself (though I wasn't venomous, like a lot of folks seem to be), but ever since a friend forced me to watch her TV show, I realized that she's actually really funny.
All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
errr...
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Submitted by in the know on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:12am.
my boyfriends Mom and Adman Sandlers Mom are her good friend from temple and they are already horrified by her comedy. oiu this ain't gonna go down to good at the next Hadassa meeting.
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ROTFLMAO That is cracking me up.
"Why Are You Doing This To Us?" Is my favorite tag.
You know how they say when you are famous you have to give up certain things? Making a sex tape is definitely one of those....
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Submitted by death2douches on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:21am.
How did Sarah Silverman become famous? Certainly not on looks, intelligence, or wit.
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Because every other word out of her mouth is Fuck. Pffft. Yeah, that's original and edgy.
Sarah Silverman is funny, and occasionally attractive; nevertheless I do NOT want to see her f*ck Jimmy Kimmel. Ugh.
All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps
Khloe and Lamar: Another Night in Chyna is coming next. TRUST ME.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
if these two aren't getting mauled by a polar bear on it, then im not watching
Why did they remake Flubber?
I like them both well enough, but do not need to see their sex tape. Kimmel's moobs are not hot. And Sarah Silverman always seems about 12 years old to me (I know she doesn't look that young but something about her...) so I don't want to see her having sex either.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
*vomits*
Jimmy's got some major flubber going on. Sploosh sploosh.
Jimmy Kimmel is a hot piece and he has nice moobs! Sarah Sliverman = Fugly.
All I see is some guy and a hand...I've seen this before...hmmm!
I couldn't believe how much larger Sarah's tits look than usual, but then I realized those are Jimmy's tits.
suckandfuck if your really gonna cum them how bout you get your dick on a webcam and sho us what your working with there?!"
microdick?
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As any regular poster on Dlisted can tell you, I consistently offer my self for webcam.
Also, I like your avatar but Britney is too old there, she was much hotter on Star Search.
if i ever meet sarah, i gotta remember to ask how Jimmy's under-tit sweat tastes.
suckandfuck if your really gonna cum them how bout you get your dick on a webcam and sho us what your working with there?!"
microdick?
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
I luff me some suckandfuck.
And the poster by that name on Dlisted, too.
But a Kimmel/Silverman sex tape? Fuck to the no.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by death2douches on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:21am.
It would be more interesting, yet equally horrifying, if there was instead a tape of Ben Affleck fucking Kimmel.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I agree 100%
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Team SuckandFuck!
Fuck, I just vomited all over my new computer. Thanks, MK.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:29am.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:12am.
awwww gawd, who wants to see average people having sex? I don't.
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It'd be just like watching my ugly-ass neighbors having sex. No, thank you.
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HAHA.. I don't even want to see myself having sex. I think it would disturb me.
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Missionary? Ooooooooo, you animals.
Suckandfuck, that better be consensual or I am calling PETA! ;)
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I don't know, maybe it's worth a watch. What if that is when they tell their best jokes?
WHY, MK, WHY???
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Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 9:26am.
you gonna cum?
how bout you call 911 let them hear your juice splattin off your chunk, sicko?
cos nobody else is ever gonna wanna help you out with that nast.
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My dog does all the time. Don't be jealous!
LOL Suckandfuck! I do NOT want to see those two doing it. Maybe him and Ben though.