The Birth Of JuRi?
Justin Timberlake should stop accepting rides in Chris Brown's Lamborghini, and Alien Princess RiRi should keep Betty Ross at her side at all times, because She-Hulk Biel and Ike Turner II won't be happy when they see Star Magazine's cover.
According to Star, Justin started scooting his ass lips on RiRi's infintiyhead of wonder at an after-party for the VMAs a couple of weeks ago. RiRi must not have minded that Justin sounds like Minnie Mouse screaming when he orgasms, because they have been texting and talking ever since. But before RiRi takes Justin to her home planet, she wants to make sure that his gay relationship with Jessica Biel is over. A source said, “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”
The source went on to say that Jessica found out that Justin and RiRi bumped taints and is "a wreck" because of it.
You know, it might be the apple I just ate (healthy food fucks me up) talking, but I actually think RiRi and Justin make a hot couple. They kind of make sense to me.
And Jessica Biel really deserves better. She deserves a man who won't scream like a toddler when she accidentally breaks his boner during a handjob. Or won't cry a million tears when she beats his no-no with her 9-incher. Seriously, Jessica, get yourself a real bitch who can take it! When Khloe Kardashian's fake marriage blows up, Jessica should definitely give her a ring.
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Enjoy your new VD Justin, she is fucking gross.
ha ha ha fuck you beyonce he didn't want you!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
They make a great couple.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I think they would make a hot couple. I never really understood Justin and Jessica together, she is so different from all his other girlfriends. Minus the blonde hair, Rihannas hot and besides this picture, Justin is hot too.
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
i find her vile and him not hot--so sure, go ahead a be a couple!
Infinityhead of wonder FTW.
Fug couple alert!
WTF did Star do to Justin's face?? I mean, I know he's not THAT pretty, but he looks like a creepy old man meth face. Seriously, what happened to the left side of his face? It's gone. Anyway, I hate Jessica Biel, so Id be glad to hear Justin is already bangin on someone else.
I don't see where he gets all the ladies. He got skillet-faced Cameron Diaz and horse-faced Jessica Biel. He might hold hands and skip down the sidewalk with Rihanna for a minute but she might just be using his ass to in-ur-face Chris Brown. Anyone who has seen Justin in his golf wardrobe knows his inner child is a prancing fairy boy. Maybe that's why he can't keep them women just sayin....
WHY does JT get all the ladies? WHY?
He is so talented, but he's ugly as sin!
I think Suri and Shiloh makes a hawtter couple.
Shiri? Suloh? Surshi? Lohri?
RiRi looks like she's into S&M and Justin comes off as being in the closet. They won't do each other it will be strictly whips and chains so this just might work.
In a way, I don't blame Rihanna for choosing Timerlake. If she gets a into a physical altercation with him, there's no chance of him getting the upper hand.
Speaking of the "gayelle's".. WHAT is the deal with Shiloh???
She looks gayer than I do 2 bottles of gatorade and vodka into Pride while stumbling in front of Hen's...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
The only one who can handle Jessica's nymphomatic rage is probably Michelle Rodriguez or Pink..
That would make for an interesting sex tape. Sort of like the polar opposite of SamRo and Hohan.
Hold on, i'm dry-heaving.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
these two together??? mmmkay! what goes around comes around...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Cute couple. Hope it's true. Sorry She Hulk but you just don't have enough of anything (except ass) to keep JT around. Hollywood law. One must always pick a mate at their famewhore level or greater to achieve higher levels of fame and power. (See Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.) If Jen didn't stand a chance, Jessica certainly won't.
Go JURI!! (heh)
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Annnnnnnnnd US Weekly just broke that Justin and J-man Biel broke up. Hmmmmm.
I bet I know what JT is giving her for Xmas.
damnnnn JT looks like shit
all the cockroaches prolly hang themselves after hearing this two in a studio
fucking or singing.....those two got annoying screetchy voice that make Marian sound like a backdoor screechy door
and thats a compliment!
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Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:10pm.
Melinda, is that u?
oh, like this non-relationship is going last for all of three hits on a bong and a double half caff latte from Starbucks... Let's see the things that they have in common; they're alive (sort of), they're breathing (occasionally), they're celebrities (ahh... yeah... right), ... ??? ... ??? ... that's all that I got.
Hahahaha...that pic of Shiloh is funny, like a little militant lesbian.
LOL, no, never found out and yes... totally admitting it. OP.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I love his music. I buy it and I play it on my itunes. Both of these artist make music thats a lot of fun and feels good. Just because their music isn't blessed by your well heeled high art aesthetic (at least thats how you think of yourself) doesnt mean anybody's taste is in the gutter. The only thing that belongs in the gutter is all you pretentious twats
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:12pm.
why JT is famous is beyond me. He can't sing, he can't dance, he can't act...and he is not even good looking! He must have sucked a LOT of cocks to get where he is at. Who the fuck buys the crap he puts out? America's taste is in the gutter, and so is Rihanna's...but we knew that already...from Chris Brown to this...so not an upgrade man-wise.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
Stifler!?!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:27pm.
Retired circus lion!? hahahahah. So by saying she was rich you are admitting you were a whore ;)? LOL I KEED, I KEED.
Did your friend know about this? Did he want to kill you?
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
What does that mean? A cougar hunter? A guy that used to work here married his High School friend's mother. Gross.
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that's a little too extreme... I just slept with my friends' moms. *hides in shame*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Bradi - when I was 25 my female co-workers and I went to go see them live, for the "No Strings Attached" tour.
It were awesome.
Except, I think we were the only one's there over 14 that weren't parental chapperones.
*hangs head*
And yes, I will be seeing 30STM when they tour.
*puts on attracted to douches t-shirt*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:23pm.
Ugh thank God for Godney, I love it when Raul talks dirty. Gonna have to cum twice today.
Some one is just a little pissy since Uncledad told them that lil' sis gives better BJs. ********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
AWWWWW was it really that bad? *rethinks dreams of becoming a cougar*
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she wasn't a cougar.... retired circus lion maybe, but not a cougar... SHE WAS RICH!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
What does that mean? A cougar hunter? A guy that used to work here married his High School friend's mother. Gross.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:24pm.
AWWWWW was it really that bad? *rethinks dreams of becoming a cougar*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:19pm.
Are you a mother lover?
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ahahahahahaaaa.... was at one time *shudders*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
ooops...my hungover ass stepped into the wrong thread...and M.E. where was our tsunami last night (i'm not blaming you but you broke the story for me eehhh i'm way OT...*skips off to have bloody mary*
M.E. on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:20pm
Never saw N'SYNC live but all my mofriends back in the day did.
I might go see Thirty Seconds To Mars when they tour though.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Ugh thank God for Godney, I love it when Raul talks dirty. Gonna have to cum twice today.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:19pm.
Are you a mother lover?
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:17pm.
M.E. on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:14pm.
Um, I like JT.
- *stands next to M.E. with copy of JT CD and Jared poster*
I can't quit the douche...
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Neither can I. LOL
Did you ever see N'SYNC live?
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Yeah. I'll co-sign all that.
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Double post! Woot!
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Do you ever get any? seriously! Everytime I come on here, there you are talking out your ass about something to do with fucking. Or lusting after somebodys ass. It astounds how some people can be such a one act show. Your act is tired. You are despicable, most likely ugly and thirsty for pussy. You are a thirstbucket. I'll bet money that NOBODY wants to fuck you. But theres hope: find the 150.00 roses for a hooker. Do it now.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:42am.
I, for one, am all for talking about Britney when she was on Star Search, I call that her "Era of Sexiness" you know...young and fresh (but not so tight, she had to get on Star Search somehow...) in that dress and those fucked up teeth (probably pucned in from when she didn't want to swallow daddy's sauce) ever since then its been downhill unfortunately.
Ah, well, if he ends up fucking RiRi I guess he can finally consider himself black.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:17pm.
M.E. on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:14pm.
Um, I like JT.
- *stands next to M.E. with copy of JT CD and Jared poster*
I can't quit the douche...
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Neither can I. LOL
Did you ever see N'SYNC live?
I like JT, also (SHUT IT!!). Only because he has the balls to go on SNL and do the shit that he does. Dick in a box and the other songs STIIILLLLL make me laugh my ass off when I hear them.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:11pm.
If i had a dick, your forehead would be the firstone to be slapped, armpit
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What? Really? LOL!
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M.E. on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:14pm.
Um, I like JT.
- *stands next to M.E. with copy of JT CD and Jared poster*
I can't quit the douche...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
*hands Godney baby oil and Crisco*
Isn't there a boat in Marina Del Rey awaiting you?
Raul Duke on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:11pm.
******Submitted by GODNEY on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:29am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:25am.
second time youve insulted me here.
You think just because I dont reply i don't note it all down?
GODNEY on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:10pm.
SOme of you scrags are just begging for a mushroom stamp.
i dont know why some people thrive on conflict so much. go sort out your own drama, dont try to create it with me
i know that im above that, and everybody else will too soon enoguh
-Really. And my spell check is gonna cut you...jus' sayin'...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
Haha!
Cruel but funny! :P
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Um, I like JT.
*hides*