So You Think You Can Flash Your Snatch On Network TV?
THINK OF THE CHILDREN! First, Jenny Slate fuck bombed us all on SNL this past weekend, and now a giant bare vagina made an appearance on So You Think You Can Dance last night (see above NSFWish). No, Ryan Gaycrest was not a guest judge. An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition. I KNOW! Our pure eyes have been tainted. We should have never boarded the Mayflower and come to America. Dark-sided!
But seriously, it's just a damn vagina. We've all seen one. A little snatch flash isn't going to turn our nation's children into drug addicted sluts with no morals. They will do that on their own.
Nigel Lythgoe, the head judge and executive producer, had this to say about the cat being let out of the bag: "None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way."
I'm not sure if the dancer got a golden ticket to Hollywood, but I am sure her vagina did. It's going all the way. It will definitely have a place on Mary's Hot Tamale Train!
If you really really want a clear shot of the snatch at hand (I'm talking to you Papa Joe), head on over to (NSFWish) OMG Blog.
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I thought I was the only one that noticed this last night lol.
Hilarious how tmz sends people to dlisted and dlisted sends peeps to OMG Blog! Chasing da punani.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 1:20pm.
DAMN ALL U TMZ FUCKERS SLOWING DOWN THE D!
That being said welcome bitches!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25DC6v8oPxo&feature=related
Shaved and in slow-mo.
I hate Perez Hilton, but he has it up on his site still, (as of 2 min ago).
awww, i missed the minge. it was taken off.
was it hairy or shaved? can anyone enlighten me?
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Video was removed. F**k "You Tube".
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
WTF yawl? I just saw the video and I think she must have broke the string on her draws or something because that IS snatch. youtube has disabled the video but I found it at http://www.eyeballson.com/nudgalleryentrance.htm
So You Think You Can Skank?
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Shiitake happens...
Alrighty, there's a video of her doing one of those midair split kind of things. Her dress hikes up and you can clear as day see that she is in fact wearing some brown colored boy tights.
Boo damnit.... the video was removed....
Well.. it still showed that she did have underwear on and she wasn't flashing naked vag.
I was watching last night, and my husband was on the computer. He hates reality shows, but since he was busy I was watching it with him in the room. He must have pussy radar, because the second she threw herself on the ground he looked over at the TV. He kinda looked at me weird and was like "Did she just flash some pussy?" lol.
OMG I remember her doing that and thinking that she must've been wearing some nude underwear or something. That's just gross. Why would you go on tv and flash yourself like that. I hope they kick her butt back home for pulling that stunt
vagina - the passageway through which fluid passes out of the body during menstrual periods. It is also called the "birth canal." The vagina connects the cervix (the opening of the womb, or uterus) and the vulva (the external genitalia).
vulva - the external portion of the female genital organs.
Did she have a speculum crammed up there? If not no one could see her vagina. Thats like calling your dick your nipple.
I call bullshit. This stupid show is TAPED not live. If she were panty-less they should have caught it during editing. Did they go beaver-blind?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
The network is lying. Ho isn't wearing any undies and its clear she isn't wearing any from the pictures on OMG Blog.
http://www.omgblog.com/images/2009/IMG_0639.jpg
So the network is saying "it's a crease in the young lady's underwear." Translation: "ho has a front wedgie."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
So Network Thinks It Can Flash Contestants Snatch On TV?
I'm sure she's thrilled.
She wants to smile her snatch, she probably cut that string herself.
I am always surprised to hear how prude America is. In Québec seeing tits and ass on TV is nothing to get too excited about, it normal and Quebecers are not delinquent because of it. La joie de vivre!
DAMN ALL U TMZ FUCKERS SLOWING DOWN THE D!
That being said welcome bitches!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AK_I7NCskU
Don't tell me how to feel or say that you're for real
My mind's made up I'm cool without ya, you got no more appeal
LOL!!! Michael K ur on a roll today!!! I've been loling at work all morning.
"An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition." LMFAO!!!!!
LOL!!! Michael K ur on a role today!!! I've been loling at work all morning.
"An actual vagina popped out on stage when a dancer invited us into her carniceria during her audition." LMFAO!!!!!
Captain Sully is glad they finally found the black box!
Did she at least make it to the next round? If Im showing off my cooter I better make it to Vegas damn it!!
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
Why is it always some poor black woman who gets caught doing this?
This chick has to be as dumb as a box of rocks, who would get on TV in a dancing competition with no underwear on except an idiot.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:21pm.
Everyone who didn't see anything has to click the link to OMGBlog. It's much more clear there.
Yeah, 'cause I'm a perv like that.
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Ha ha ha!!! Aren't we all? Team Perv! If you want to class it up, call it Team Voyeur.
In the very last second you can see the elastic waist band that is lighter than her skin. She's got underwear on, clearly. And it make sense that with a white dress she'd wear panties that closely matches her skin tone.
You guys didn't see the waist band because when it shows (again, last second) your eyes are all between her legs and not on her waist.
Just like pamela anderson taking of her clothes at every opportunity she gets this nasty slut knows what the judges want and what she is good for.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Thanks Hekki.
*vomits*
Ok, this makes me ask the same question, AGAIN. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE AND WHY AREN'T GIRLS WEARING UNDERWEAR UNDER DRESSES?!?!?!
*bangs head on wall*
Maybe if I had seen her whole dance, I would say she wasn't fat. But the only thing I've seen is this video where her rubenesque thighs and butt are full frontal in the most awkward, ugly position ever. So yeah, maybe I'm biased about her size because of the video, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Goddammit, Michael, YOU'RE dark-sided for showing us this shit! I don't need unauthorized vag in my life, thanks.
BRING ON THE DICK SLIPS!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Well, at least she's up-front attention whore.
Maybe she forgot to put on her underwear or isn't in the habit of wearing any.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
*hops on top of Stoney's bubble butt and gets a ride across parking lot*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Everyone who didn't see anything has to click the link to OMGBlog. It's much more clear there.
Yeah, 'cause I'm a perv like that.
And I don't think it's morally wrong or shameful that someone showed some snatch. It's the context and the unsanitary-ness of it. Eeeew.
I have seen some pretty good average sized dancers. On this show, too. I think they probably have stronger legs, too.
Another reason I don't watch network telly.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:14pm.
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Hahahaha, I think you confused a vulva with a volvo. ;)
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Game blouses!
see what? even slowed down to milliseconds... don't see dick. or, ya know...
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
I didn't see anything - and she's wearing a dress so the rest of her performance she didn't bounce in the air or lift her leg where you would have seen she was pantyless?? Random.....
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:13pm
Oh god, you just made me dry heave into my office trash can. DIIIIIIIIIIIISGUSTING. hahahha
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
I don't know why people who claim to be sexually experienced don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina. Sad.
I'm a virgin and even i know ones a safe Swedish automobile and the others a womans thingy!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8256589.stm
uh that was it?
talk about disappointment!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
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ITA!!! Would it kill you to put on a pair of panties if you know you're gonna be rolling all over the stage in a short dress all dramatic like??? Hope the next dancer didn't slip and fall in her snail trail....UGH!!
Funny you say that putas, because my nickname in grade school was bubble butt. She's fat for a dancer, period. Maybe not an average bitch walking down the street, but for a dancer, yes. And even if all you could see was her vulva, it's clear ho wasn't wearing anything to cover herself up. Disgusting.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It was only a matter of time before this happened.
I didn't see anything, really, though.
This makes Janet's titslip seem like a made-for-TV movie on ABC Family.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Um, I couldn't see anything.
Technically it was her vulva, but whatever.
That is just gross. Unsanitary. I wouldn't want to be sitting on the chair after she did. Put some underwear on, you dirty skank bag!