Afternoon Crumbs
Amanda Woodward reporting for bitchery! Bitch needs to put down that water and slap a trick or steal a ho's man - Hollywood Tuna
Sophie Monk proves that she's more than just Benji Madden's ex-piece by bringing her titty out in a shit show - Egotastic!
The fashion world's greatest designer since Charlotte Russe is taking Paris by storm - Popsugar
Lady CaCa proves that she's the master of the tuck - Hollywood Rag
Phoebe, Monica, but no Rachel - Lainey Gossip
Dear Drew Barrymore, this is not the look - Just Jared
Who cares about Kate Beckinsale or donuts (I can't believe I typed that), look at the PUPPY!!! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Chuck Bass bares his furry manbreasts on Arena Homme magazine - Towleroad
Kim Zolciak might be a low-budget hooker, but she's not a stripper - ICYDK
So close, yet so...BOOM! - Cityrag
UsWeekly is turning Jessica Biel into the next Jennifer Aniston/Jessica Simpson - Celebitchy
Kate Gosselin wants to go on with the divorce show - I'm Not Obsessed
Pussy Wino looks way to clean and sober to be pass for the real thing - Popbytes
Somebody check on Elizabeth Taylor! - Socialite Life
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I agree on Sophie Monk's face being strange. It def sets her apart tho. To say her boobs are saggy is ridiculous. Yes, there are perkier boobs out there, esp. if they are smaller, but that doesn't make hers saggy. I think they look nice!
Submitted by Peachy69 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:29pm.
Kim is a LYING bitch about never being a stripper and I can prove it! She's a skank who has to pay people to be her friend and go places with her, she's pathetic!!
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Kim is a LYING bitch about never being a stripper and I can prove it! She's a skank who has to pay people to be her friend and go places with her, she's pathetic!!
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I agree that the separation of Jon and Kate will not do well to the children! It might cause psychological disturbance. Well, if you like obsessing about the most inane of reality shows, and generally don't have anything to do with your time, than you probably care about Kate Plus 8. That's right – Kate Plus 8 – because TLC is giving Jon Gosselin the boot. They don't like him anymore, and just want to film Kate flinging herself around her house. If Kate is considered a shrew, and she is one, Shakespeare would call this show The Shrewing of The Shrew. This shrewish shrew is going to up to her shrewish antics be all by herself – but the show going to Kate Plus 8 won't mean Jon will by any means need payday loans; he's already made millions.
"If he meant any of it, he could have easily told her in person or on the phone,"...
As much as I hate Jon and Kate, a divorce is awful for the kids. If Jon had any balls left and really wanted to go back to her he would go to her, grab her by the shoulders and tell her that he still loves her. It's the stupid fucking show that fucked up their lives to begin with, he should go to the house and kick all the camera men out, go get real jobs and leave reasonably happy ever after.
But Jon won't do that because he's a big pussy!
I want that dress.
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I'm sure Jen is very happy to pass that torch.
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funny to read the other comments because Heather is reminding me of Jocelyn Wildenstein in that photo.
ireland (whoever she is, is she famous?) would definitely still be on that show if elizabeth taylor hadn't lent her her support.
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Heather Locklear has always been gorgeous and if she's had anything done, it's minimal.
These younger Hollywood skanks would be lucky to channel half her hotness!
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 2:43pm.
I don't know dude but like the other person said, there's something off about her face that kinda makes her look fat. She just looks bloated or swollen to me.
Chuck Bass = Suck Ass
I love how Heather Locklear looks better and younger that LaLohan and her old lil sister Ali.
Something about Sophie Monk's face is not right and I cant for the life of me figure out what is out of place. Nevertheless I will never understand how Madden left her for Parasite Hilton.
As for Kate, I was so Team Jon for so long until his douchery reached epic porportions. She is rite not to delay the divorce, especially if they are not working towards reconciliation. Jon doesnt want to lose his TLC paycheck. He should have thought about that b4 he started gallavanting in public with a methhead.
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OMGah! I'm not usually a fan of small dogs, but Kate Beckinsale's puppeh is adorable!
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain
@ sonne: ITA that Heather has had some of the best plastic surgery out there in LA. Celebrities need to use a light touch when tweaking their faces.
Eww....Lady GagGag has wonky camel toe in that pic.
@ lez-babe: Sophie Monk's tittays may look saggy there, but do you really think she's fat? Sure, something's going on in her lip area but that's the only fat I've ever seen on her. I'd swap out my own bod for her's in a heartbeat, just keep my own tits.
It's like sending someone to save the Titanic. Good luck with that Heather.
Heather looks great. Damn her.
Ali Lohan looks like a 65 year old beat down, Flying-J truck stop hooker! Damn!
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Heather looks fantastic. She is a gorgeous woman. I don't think I care to read anything else in that list.
I know I'm being redundant, but Lady Gaga is beyond hideous and stupid. I don't even know why I clicked on that link.
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Douchechill!
Heather is looking gorgeous there.
Honestly, that's the best Drew has looked in awhile. Think she looks great there.
Heather Locklear looks good and if she's had work done, it's, for once, really good work.
I wish I could say Sophie Monk makes me all wet and horny and stuff but girl got weird saggy titties or something and her face is all kinds of fat and puffy, swollen like someone bitch slapped the fuck out of her or something. Or maybe it's just cuz she's fat.
Wow.Heather Locklear could definitely get my business.Bring her OC MILF/COUGAR ass to me for some SOUL POLE action.
She is so HOT!
Ed noooooooooooo. Keep it on. I would like to keep you on my list of people I would bang but would feel guilty about it later...
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Chuck Bass needs to keep his shirt on.
What's with all the Sophie Monk press lately? I find her VERY strange looking.
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Douchechill!
Chuck Bass is gay garbage. Would not fuck.