Peter Andre Doesn't Need Sex When He Has Chocolate
Ever since Peter Andre and Katie Price separated, he has taken a vow of celibacy. My guess is that Peter just wants to let his genitals heal after being exposed to toxic levels of fake tanning grease.
Peter says that he doesn't need his nalgas caressed by a gentle hand, because he has chocolate! Peter tells OK! Magazine (via The Sun), "I've replaced it, I've got my chocolate, which the fans keep on bringing me. I'm living on it!"
Does Peter really expect me to believe that a piece of raw sex like him isn't getting his rocks off one way or another? Yeah, I know what Peter's really doing with that chocolate. A little Rolo in his holo. Uh uh. Peter is bringing new meaning to the word "butterfinger." And if you're ever at Peter's house, DO NOT eat the Cadbury Creme Eggs. That is not the kind of creme you want to lick on.
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Chocolate dildos and moca flesh light maybe? Or is he just into dark skinned men? Hit it and don’t tell!
Well, he is Greek... I know that color probably isn't for real, but I'm sure he could get a good natural tan if he tried. I'm never sure if I want to fuck him and suck his cock or not. even when hes in really good shape, he still looks weird. His face is awkward.
"And if you're ever at Peter's house, DO NOT eat the Cadbury Creme Eggs. That is not the kind of creme you want to lick on."
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
He's the type that you hit it, then don't tell anyone because they'd think you were into fucking people with the "touch o' 'tard".
And there's something wrong with that photo when he's almost the same color as I am!
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Next stop, chocolate dripping all over his body pic; next stop, chocolate wrestling at the local titty bar "boy's night"; next stop male escort.
Or is that the first stop?
I'm confused.
I'd bump uglies with him. Besides being moderately hot, he is 10 times the parent Katie Price/Jordan is.
VOW OF CELIBACY? OH HELL NO, bring it over.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25DC6v8oPxo&feature=related
ummmm..... uhhhhh... damn. He's hot. Shit, when did that happen?
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oh and I was hoping he'd be the type to zip it and not eat for weeks when he has the sads..Skinny and fit was a much better look for him back in the day...not that he wasn't funny looking but atleast he had a chin...
older nose(and eyebrows):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/peter_andre.jpg
older body:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZT4VmPOP2V8/RjH6gwz1e7I/AAAAAAAAAaA/r6JKsdGOs8...
Rolo for your holo? awesome
To quote Cornholio: "Rolios! Rolios for his bunghole!"
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i love a man who has the ability to look good without even trying. that said, this guys hot. organism all the way.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:40pm.
Ooh, that brown is a very nice shade. I have boots in that shade. Corinthian, I believe it is called. Possibly Burnished Saddle.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Why so much peter hate?
Sure sang some shitty songs and made a few style mistakes a while ago, and he hooked up with a dirty troll. But haven't we all?
I luv pete :)
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Chocolate breaks me out but hell, i eat it anyway.
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I'd hate to see Peter lose Harvey if his "real" dad pushes for custody after all these years. Harvey has some severe special needs, and Peter has been there for him 110%.
Just sayin' that it would be really unfair on Harvey if Dwight gets him in his pursuit of latching onto Katie's $$. The little guy won't be able to understand why his life got turned upside down.
First Jon/Kate with their money wars and the kids being an after thought; now this. How fucked up is that?
Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:54pm.
@MTS...Point 1. He was in the picture long enough for the child to accept him as his parent. Point 2. doing what the child's blood father did doesn't make anything right. Two wrongs make a lot bigger wrong. Point 3. He didn't have a problem playing pretend daddy whilst he was having a large old time on his slut wives meal ticket, why would he have a problem playing daddy now ?...
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While I agree with your points, the daddy problem seems to have arisen since Harvey's bio daddy now wants to enter the picture. There's way too much crazy going on the Harvey's simple world.
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He's probably waiting for all the diseases to clear up before he can be declared "clean"
@MTS...Point 1. He was in the picture long enough for the child to accept him as his parent. Point 2. doing what the child's blood father did doesn't make anything right. Two wrongs make a lot bigger wrong. Point 3. He didn't have a problem playing pretend daddy whilst he was having a large old time on his slut wives meal ticket, why would he have a problem playing daddy now ?...
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Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:36pm.
Yeah but you know what, thats the kind of shit you are supposed to do. It's not really an obligation it should be common sense to look after yer offspring. Cant really start waving my pom-poms for someone doing something that should come naturally...I wont rag on him but I wont be the treasurer for his fanclub anytime soon...
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Harvey's not Peter's son. Katy had him long before she latched onto Peter.
I agree that a parent should not be praised for living up to their obligations; however, a person who treats a step-child, who is no longer a step-child, like one of his own should be praised ... just a little bit.
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Yeah but you know what, thats the kind of shit you are supposed to do. It's not really an obligation it should be common sense to look after yer offspring. Cant really start waving my pom-poms for someone doing something that should come naturally...I wont rag on him but I wont be the treasurer for his fanclub anytime soon...
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Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:22pm.
Yeah you right, I should let him be great. For what though I'm not exactly sure...
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I've got a soft spot for this guy for the fact that he is good to Harvey, and his caretaking after the split makes me like him more. But I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff.
Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 5:22pm.
Yeah you right, I should let him be great. For what though I'm not exactly sure...
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For getting away from Katy Price somewhat alive.
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Yeah you right, I should let him be great. For what though I'm not exactly sure...
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Oh, Thorny, you gots all kinds of fans, plus a hot chick...let Peter have a couple of fans and some chocolate.
He has fans...? I want fans...or chocolate...
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His abs are staggered...he'll have to get micro-lipo if he continues eating chocolate, doesn't he really want a boyfriend, not a girlfriend? I always thought that he was with Jordan to try to fight off the gay, but he couldn't. He'd feel better if he just accepts it.
"I've replaced it, I've got my chocolate, which the fans keep on bringing me. I'm living on it!"
loollo so gay
Team Peter still hasn't worn off for me since he cried on his momma.
*throws chocolate at photo*
It's an older pic (no tat on his right arm) but
I'd still hit it. He's kind of hot in that dumb, steroidy, circut boy kind of way...
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Nice rack.
His body is hot in that picture. So tan! I don't care if it's fake. it's not orange!
Ha - and in a different newspaper, Katie Price went to an amusement park and lost her lunch on the roller coaster.
THANKS! I was actually eating some Rolo's. Now, not so tasty.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:34pm.
Haribo:
OK I rephrase...
Is it possible that Peter has better PhotoShop, Industrial Light & Magic, MAACO working on their photo mojo since he fled The Bosom?
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LMAO! you didn't have to rephrase!! i was just wondering if that pic is current. and it's pretty possible that peter got better looking without that nasty whore in his life.
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I think Peter is a hot piece. I'd still hit it! Chocolate or no chocolate.
Ooh, that brown is a very nice shade. I have boots in that shade. Corinthian, I believe it is called. Possibly Burnished Saddle.
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Damn, Peter's got a yummy bod in this pic, even though he doesn't usually do anything for me. I'm a staunch Team Peter fan re his divorce, though. Katie/Jordan is a tranny mess.
he's found chocolate. yeah right, he's been packing fudge for years..
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Haribo:
OK I rephrase...
Is it possible that Peter has better PhotoShop, Industrial Light & Magic, MAACO working on their photo mojo since he fled The Bosom?
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he's totally found a new use for a good old snicker bar...go girlfriend
Peter has the reverse "vitiligo" Michael Jackson had...
Its black, its white
Its tough for Peter
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo
Team Choco Andre!
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He is turning a chocolatey color.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 4:18pm.
Does he use chocolate as lube for self entertainment?
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Methinks he uses cocoa butter for that.
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Yes he did get better looking after leaving Katie. Don't know what it is. She must be hard to live with or something.
let's be honest - only a gay man would stick it into katie price (aka jordan). she's the most bulldoggish thing to have walked the planet since the t-rex.
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