Friday, October 2nd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Sting (58)
Camilla Belle (23)
Efren Ramirez (26)
The Obama Girl (27)
Ayumi Hamasaki (31)
Mandisa (33)
Lene (36)
Tiffany (38)
Kelly Ripa (39)
Maribel Verdu (39)
Philip Oakey (54)
Lorraine Braco (55)
Annie Leibovitz (60)
Donna Karan (61)
Avery Brooks (61)
Don Mclean (64)
Rex Reed (71)

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Texrocks's picture
Submitted by Texrocks on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:24pm.

Sting could get it till one of us dies!!!

thedingo's picture
Submitted by thedingo on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:16pm.

I completely thought this was Joel McHale for a split second. Too much Soup watching...

Vermithrax's picture
Submitted by Vermithrax on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:37am.

HBD Sting - time for a massive Police resurgence.

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:30am.

@Tristram:

I have.

*mumbles*
The water was cold that day...

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:10am.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:36am.
I'm sure I could find time to pencil him in. ;)

Speaking of pencils, have you seen those nude pix of him by the (I think) waterfall?

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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

madam s.'s picture
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:09am.

The fact that the "Obama girl" is on this list makes me want to barf. She makes Spencer Pratt look like Paul Newman.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:06am.

@Tristram:

I'm sure I could find time to pencil him in. ;)

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:03am.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:30am.

hahahaha. He's ok if you want to set aside 8 hours for sex.
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:00am.

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:15am.
For you or him?
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For him, but I should probably be hosed down for what I'm thinking.

Mornin' T...

M.E.'s picture
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:54am.

Happy Birthday Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner!!!! HAWT!

*orgasm*

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:45am.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:16am.
Very noice, thanks. *gets bucket and sponge*

For you or him?
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:45am.

HB STING: One the coolest musicians to ever walk the planet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gd0cvOHTHE

HB OBAMA GIRL:

Congratulations on getting the "CHANGE" you wanted.
I'm thinking of running for US Senate.Can I see you naked now?

HB ANNIE LIEBOVITZ:

Maybe Madonna or Demi will do a freebie session for the mural you shoot for that homeless shelter you're gonna be needing.Startin' to get a little chilly up there.

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:43am.

I had a friend who used to say that Sting looked like a reptile. It's gotten even more true over the years.

Maribel Verdu is a cool name.

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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:31am.

Happy birthday to Sting and Donna Karan!

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Submitted by VedHead2010 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:23am.

Obama Girl...? Bet she's moved on to bigger and better things.

Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:11am.

Happy birthday Mandisa and Kelly Ripa.

http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com

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EastEndGirl's picture
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:17am.

Happy 30 Karen!

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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09

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Submitted by alcachofa_asesina on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:16am.

And Happy B-Day Maja Ivarsson... the gorgeous lead singer for The Sounds and the reason why I embraced bisexuality...

www.myspace.com/5dechocolatey1defresa

snuffy's picture
Submitted by snuffy on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:47am.

Ew I'm gonna have Stink nightmares for weeks, thanks a lot!

But HBD to my girl Tiffany!

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:35am.

That's the one bath Gordon's ever had. The smelliest human around. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

Stock Broker's picture
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:11am.

F-off Stink (I mean Sting)..what a tool.

Camille Belle = hottie. I like her looks and her caterpillar eyebrows. So sue me.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Submitted by the.princess.leia on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 8:09am.

Happy Birthday to Tiffany, Kelly Ripa, Lorraine Braco, Annie Leibovitz, Donna Karan, Avery Brooks, Don McLean and Sting!

Okay, and I know this is nitpicking but this says Mandisa is 33. Does that mean she was too old to be on American Idol? Just wondering?

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:54am.

Happy B-Day Stang, McLean, Avery, Annie, Tiffany, Kelly and old queen Rex.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:46am.

Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:08am.
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Very noice, thanks. *gets bucket and sponge*

HB to Gordon Sumner and the rest of the sluts.

Morning dlisters!

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Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:42am.

haha @ Spoiled: that cracked me up even more lol

cattitude's picture
Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:41am.

haha
That pic made me smile first thing this morning lol

Spoiled's picture
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:38am.

Michael K. could have always posted this pic of Sting by Annie Leibovitz instead: http://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/wp-content/blogs.dir/4/files/2008/08/leibovit...

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:35am.

October birthday slutz are the BEST slutz ever!

I've seen Sting too many times to count, including with the Police, and I love him unashamedly, pretentious twit or not.

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

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Submitted by Datura on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:34am.

Well that's a weird/hot picture.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:21am.

Mmmmm, Sting looks GOOD in this pic. Happy birthday!

HB Pedro and Dr. Melfi!

Good morning MK ♥

Spoiled's picture
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:18am.

"Vincent" is my fave too! A combination of empathy and understanding of mental illness (way before it's time) in a truly beautiful song. Sigh...
Happy Birthday!

GODNEY's picture
Submitted by GODNEY on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:14am.

isn't this guy a stalker or some shit?

xOXxO

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:10am.

A suspicious number one one-named celebs in today's list...

freshfacestripper's picture
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:10am.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:25am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9ARdPHSBg
Happy Birthday Don McLean.
This is my fave song of his, altho that other one is pretty good too.
:)
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mine too!thanks for posting that!!

is it me,or would he whip john mayer's ass?

freshfacestripper's picture
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:05am.

stings son is HAWT!

MJF's picture
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:04am.

Hope Don McLean has himself some American Pie for his BDay!

HB Sting - you hot, tantric, smoldering piece of man flesh!

Annie L. and Donna K. have the same BD? I guess I can see that.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Jill-The-Ripper's picture
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:55am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h9ARdPHSBg
Happy Birthday Don McLean.
This is my fave song of his, altho that other one is pretty good too.
:)