People Of Target
Now that Brit Brit has tamed the crazy, it's time for Daddy Spears to focus on the more important issues in her life. I'm talking about those horrific boots that have traveled all the way from the deepest depths of hell to terrorize Brit Brit's paws. Those boots are made for walking....right into a dumpster!
I don't give a KFed's fupa if wearing them makes Brit feel like she's walking on a cloud made of baby bunnies. I mean, my most comfortable outfit includes a half shirt (with Jem! on it) and old chonies with the part of the ass ripped out, but you don't see me wearing that out in public! Okay, you do, but don't tell Brit Brit that.
And you know that girl from junior high school who wears the exact same clothes she did back then 20 years later? Brit is that girl. Here she is having herself a shopping spree at Target yesterday. Brit would've gone to Wal-Mart, but she knew she would end up at the very top of People of Walmart if she did.
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quick someone help her...her vadge is eating her shorts
I know someone on here was saying that we all have cellulite, but Brit is rich and can afford personal trainers and everything. There is no accounting for taste and she chooses to look trashy because she's from the "South". Oh please...if I had her money I'd be as thin as Posh Beckham!
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Thumbnail #10 is the reason why you shouldn't drink Frapps!! I know we all have cellulite, but Brit dances for chrissakes...!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Once the Queen of the Trailer park ALWAYS the Queen of the Trailer Park. Just give her the pink wig back Daddy Spearest. She wants it sooo bad.
Just as in life...there's nothing in her wagon.
What a fucking pig...And to those of you who are offended? You can suck my ass BIGTIME!
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OMG her body looks incredible. Girl has been working her ass off.
She's the epitome of TRASH
and you know that if she could have it her way... (no money, no dad that comes out to set her straight) she would be living in a trailer with 6 kids from 3 different guys 30 pounds overweight working a 9 hour shift at the local pawn shop---
Oh no - Brit's not taking her meds: the signs are: the boots, the weave, the knawed of nails, the photo shopping spree, the shirt, the shorts....WHERE IS DADDY SPEARS????
Haaaa, I'm 23, but I know a few girls from junior high that still dress almost exactly the same! Brown lipliner and all! So sad.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again.
This bitch is built like a dude. She could play linebacker. She looks like she is on some kind of male hormone.
Target Rules!
You can pick up an entire new wardrobe, shoes and all for around $200.
Yes, you will look like an idiot for dressing like a teenager even though you're 40, but that's the price ya gotta pay...
I shuddered when I saw those boots, though. Can you imagine the stench?
Women over 20, who are not hookers, should never wear shorts like that, especially chubbies like her. She is so delusional she thinks she still looks like she did at 16. Ham Hock!
ba ha ha ha! did she even buy anything? she just wanted her photo taken!
you know she thinks she looks HAWT there.
Why did I look at the thumb of her backside!?!? EW! If I had 1/2 that amount of cottage cheese on my thighs I'd wouldn't wear those GD shorts.
I see she gnawed off her acrylic's again.
Ah kin see the kray-zee comin' out! Seriously, she's obviously backsliding into pink wig wearing, accent having, umbrella beating, head-shaving, paparazzi-shagging craziness again. I wonder if she's flushing "that there fancy medsins" down the toilet.
And I love the woman in the red shirt. She looks like she's thinking "Ew, she stinks and she looks crazy. Can't believe she's famous." And you can see some people laughing behind her.
It's actually a little sad. She thinks she's so important and adored and sexy, and everybody is either grossed out or laughing. Reminds me of that awesome pic awhile back when Paris Hilton was photographed, and behind her in a doorway is some guy openly making fun of her to the much prettier, sexier woman with him.
Oh, and I wouldn't exactly mix up Target with Saks 5th Ave, but frankly that store is far too classy and high-quality for someone like Britney.
She is the epitome of trash.
I wish people would stop buying her "music", she'll go broke and disappear into the swamps of Louisiana.
DIE BITCH!
Submitted by mandashell on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:13am.
I get the point of this site and MK is pretty damn funny but some of you take far too much enjoyment in dissing others.
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
I like the juxtaposition of your opinion and your siggy.
I have never seen anyone this trashy in Target. Wal-mart, yes, but they're always pushing a bebe stroller with a 3yo lagging behind.
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$$ does not equal taste
She still can't dress herself.
Brit Brit is way too trashy for Target.
ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:17am.
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Well, it's no coincidence that she's coming from the "Bath" section. :)
Do you think they Purell'ed her down or attacked her Terrence Howard like with the antibacterial whips (typo, keeping it) as she walked through the door? She probably set the security alarms off as she exited; they always trigger at pure skank.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:09am.
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Glad to hear it, sorry about the spasms but I guess it has to get worse before it gets better?
And loud suction noise? You done grossed me out.
LOL! WHy do you idiots constantly bitch and moan about the same ole Britney Spears bullshit!! Her neck has always had that proportion with her head this is nothing new! She isn't about to change anytime soon. Her apparel was always tacky but back then I guess she was more attractive looking...? o.0 Her body does look good. Most women fat, skinny, athletic etc have cellulite so get the fuck over it. Would love to see the back of your legs in that same sunlight. As long as she keeps her crazy in check and attmepts to be a mother to her kids I am wishing her the best. ;') I get the point of this site and MK is pretty damn funny but some of you take far too much enjoyment in dissing others. o.0
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Are those the same cut offs she wore when she fucked Adnoid in the dressing room?
Brit fucking loves those boots.
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Hey Islandgirl!
Hell, yeah, I rocked it! I am getting better all the time, thanks. I have physical therapy in an hour so I can't stay long.
I'm having some issues with muscle spasms, (which lead to migraine-like headaches), but my surgeon and therapist say it's part of the healing process.
Can you imagine the loud suction noise, (followed by a POP!), that was made when Shitters removed those cuchie cutters? ;)
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It's the return of Brit Van Winkle!
hey bitch, it is NOT 2000 anymore, in case you haven't noticed.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:59am.
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Hahaha, I bet you rocked it too!
OT: How are you feeling?
Whoa! Fucking unbelievable coincidence! I wore that SAME OUTFIT to Target myself yesterday!
I, however, had the decency to comb my hair before I left the house. Pfft!
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Girrl, is that a picture of you? Can I have ur phone # puleeeeze cuz u given me all kinds of hornies. And fuck yo' damn dating site.
Did anyone see her on the TMZ tv show where she went to Target yesterday? She was wearing this long white dress with a big tear in the front. The hanger straps were also hanging out the back. I'm telling you she is one pickle shy of a full barrel.
This bitch is 30 and she still dont know how to dress herself? Lose the boots toots cuz they butt ugly.
She looks fucking awesome!
Love seeing these pics of her out there doing her thing. LOL at the haters here wishing mental illness on her - not sure there's enough sickness left in the world to Strike B with with evil vortexes of bitterness and neglect like you unloved cows roaming the grasslands.
I wish she'd wear her hair down though. it doesn't look so hot like that in a ball.
sometimes a working mom just doenst have the time to brush i guess lol
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iHeart - I need the crazy train to go full steam ahead again.
How can she look like that & not be full-on insane again??? I mean it's no Rite-Aid but Target trips are a good start! When's the C-ship over?! I want some TACO TIMES ACTION ya crazy whore!!! Ok back to the CB shrine for real now, gotta put a tennis can on the altar & stuff...
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
This bitch didn't push out two of fucking anything aside from cum filled qweefs.
She had scheduled c-sections with both kids. Add tummy tuck at time of surgery to that list.
She looks like a fucking tree trunk.
For a girl that pushed out 2 kids in 2 years I think her body looks great.
She has a very athletic build to her body... she is never ever going to be super-skinny. Just not in her gene pool.
But with all the money Britney has... she could have the best looking fake hair. Yet she still has that mess on her head.
I bet Britney has more money that Beyonce. Yet Beyonce is rocking some serious wigs. And our girl Brit has that tangled mess.
As far as the boots go.... I am just happy it is not those infamous brown pair she wore the whole time she was off her rocker.
*head explodes* brit brit+target= GLAMOUR!
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Submitted by get serious on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:44am.
Every time I see your avie, I just LOL. Good times, good times.
Back in the crazy days, she would've tried to scan her who-ha with the price scanner in Target.
*sigh* I miss those days.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:04am.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:01am.
Yesterday morning was so autumnal. Then scorching hot by lunchtime. *sad face* *looking for pink Uggs*
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:01am.
Yesterday morning was so autumnal. Then scorching hot by lunchtime. *sad face* *looking for pink Uggs*
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:55am.
hahahahahaha *looking up at sky fretfully*
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Heeheee. Sucks don't it! I was thinking 'ooooh, first cold morning.' and its about 65ish? I ♥ LA!
I worked with a ho like that. Pushing 40, thinks she's 25 and tries to dress the part. Insecure doesn't even BEGIN to describe her.
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