Thursday, October 1st 2009
Choooo Chooooooo!
Rumor has it that Madonna is supposed to make Baby Jesus her third husband later this year, but she wet queefed on that talk on Letterman last night. Vadge, who is slowly turning into Julie Masking, told Letterman that she would "rather get run over by a train than marry again." You heard it here last! If Vadge ever puts a wedding ring on one of her bones, put on your conductor hat and get on board the Menopause Express bound for Vadgville! Although, she could probably crush the train by flexing just one of her roidy biceps.
Vadge also said she doesn't eat any cheese. I guess this confirms that she makes Baby Jesus soak his crucipeen in a bowl of Kabbalah water before she goes at it.
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I don't eat cheese either. And I miss it horribly. It's the reason why Madonna has had a stick up her ass for so long, she seems completely miserable unless she has some hot young piece to make her feel better about the fact she's turning into Julie Masking.
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Don't like Madonna, don't like David Letterman either.
Why doesn't Madonna just come to terms that she's just an aging pop star? Her music never *was* recognized for being thought provoking or interesting, and it never will be.
SHE IS THE FUCKING MATERIAL GIRL LIVING IN A MATERIAL WORLD, so she needs to quit attempting all of this "profound" and "spiritual" hype she's built around herself. Twenty years ago, she was relevant for putting on a freaky show, and now it's time to let go.
It's difficult to respect someone who experiments with so many fucking identities because they clearly have no idea who they are and because they need to transform from one extreme to the next in order to attract attention.
Even though Madonna now believes that she's so "above" materialism just because she's perpetually on some flaky macrobiotic diet and adopts children from third-world countries, she isn't. What many pretentious, self-satisfied, pseudo-activists fail to conceive is that their lifestyles are a slap in the face to those in underpriviledged nations because these people don't *have* as many choices as celebrities like Madonna do.
While Ethiopian children would be more than satisfied with a 99 cent cheeseburger at McDonald's, god forbid Queen Vadge touch anything that might have come into contact with something that has fat in it. How low-class, right?
All that this stupid macrobiotic fad proves is how pampered she really is. That food is NOT cheap, and I'm sure that she's probably an epic pain in the ass over how it's prepared, too.
I want to shove a bucket of lard down her throat. I know that Britney Spears isn't popular on D-Listed, but when people ask me why I'm softer on her, it's because at least she's herself. At least she seems to face the fact that she is who she fucking is. She seems to have come to terms that her music isn't so momentous, and that's pretty fucking rare for female pop stars.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Hey Vadge -Don't blame W for YOUR toxic BUSH. No surprise Madonna can't keep a man or a family together - there's no space with her massive ego.
The only people who are around “IT” - are EMPLOYEES - the others are hoping to GET PAID for tolerating such a egotistical, narcissistic, hideous cow.
Yes, she looks like an old, jewish/italian GRANDMA with sagging neck skin and pursed lips - for all that money and doing a 22 year old - she lookin' OLD.
I loved the way she picked-up the pizza like it was a weapon! I guess living on virgin blood and pure oxygen has done that to her.
Wow, those two are pretty cunty.
She's got JLenoitis of the jaw...WhereTF did that come from? She looks like hell. She's 51, but looks 71 TRYING to look 51. What happened to the Brit speak? Fucking washed up tired poser.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:02pm.
I was born and raised in Gouda (where the famous Dutch cheese originates from), so I don't trust anyone who doesn't eat the stuff. And besides, which self-respecting Italian turns down a vital ingredient for Mediterranean cooking? She sounds boring as hell and no fun to share a diner table with.
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Cheeze is like nectar of the gods. I don't care if it clogs my arteries. I'll take my Lipitor.
I make a tomato cheese bread in the bread maker with Gruyere cheese. I also make mini quiches with the same cheese.
I hanker for a hunka cheese!!
http://thesongsinmyheadblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/hanker-for-hunk-of-chee...
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I fucking love this bitch!
I honestly have nothing but utter adoration and respect for her.
I don't give a fuck what haters think.
easyaspie2, don't give her ideas! She might decide to go faux-French for her next personal identity, like she was faux-British before!
She has had so much work done that her face is almost unrecognizable. Also, what happened to the fake British accent she sported so long? Did she divorce it, too?
In France cheese is almost a dessert it is so revered and everyone eats it. They all look a lot better than Grammy Maddie does, too. Why do old women think they look young if they have no body fat and lots of dude muscles? Look at Catherine Denueve, fat ass, great face!
I call it first: Madge is going to have some kind of surgical procedure after years of us mocking her saggy veiny arms and hands. Remember her buddy and fellow Kablahlite Demi Moore got her KNEES lifted.
Maybe she's waiting for her latest procedure to heal, because her face looks even more different. And ew, the cheek implants.
And I totally believe she'd get married IF AND WHEN she could get a guy who is too dependent on her to ever tell her no. Then she'll dump his ass for being a weenie.
BTW I don't buy that she never ate pizza or cheese or whatever. She was a starving dancer in NYC - hell yeah she ate them! And anything else that was cheap, healthy or not.
I was born and raised in Gouda (where the famous Dutch cheese originates from), so I don't trust anyone who doesn't eat the stuff. And besides, which self-respecting Italian turns down a vital ingredient for Mediterranean cooking? She sounds boring as hell and no fun to share a diner table with.
Eh I can't stand cheese unless it's on a burger or in a sandwich.
I'm not going to watch the video but the still makes Madge look nice for once. Love the hair.
get on board the Menopause Express bound for Vadgville!
LMAO MK! You're so bad, I love it!
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:07am.
I hate people who don't eat cheese.
Amen! Like those chicks obsessed with getting fat who pick all the cheese off their slice of pizza...drives me crazy. All that deliciousness, wasted. lol
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I hate people who don't eat cheese.
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Holy hell.....she looks like a freaking sock monkey!!! What the hell has she done to her face???
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:11am.
Son of a bitch. I saw CHOOO CHOOOOOO in all caps & immediately thought the Shitney crazy train had left the station. Thanks a fuckin LOT!!! Way to get my hopes up n shit. Fuck it, I'm going back to my Comingback shrine *pouting all the way*
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LMAO! your post made my day!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
hopefully she will just lay down in front of one.
Sit down grandma, the world belongs to the young!
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Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
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Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:11am.
Son of a bitch. I saw CHOOO CHOOOOOO in all caps & immediately thought the Shitney crazy train had left the station.
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No - that's a Cheeto-con 5:)
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I remember the time Dave 'dropped her off' at the MTV music awards to present some busted award and told her to 'watch her language' before 'going to wait in the car'.
There is something sweet and nice about these two.
I like them both when they are together.
Someone told me that Vadge was on Letterman's show once and she said "fuck" over and over again until she was asked to leave or something. And Madge, dahling if ur trying to channel Heather Locklear, fogitaboutit. Heather has class and that's something you'll neva' have. U r and always have been a ho on the ho stro' of life.
How is this bitches face not melting off under all those lights. I can't stand this a$$hole!
SpiceDong I found that hard to believe too, plus who smokes weed and doesn't eat pizza?!!??!!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Son of a bitch. I saw CHOOO CHOOOOOO in all caps & immediately thought the Shitney crazy train had left the station. Thanks a fuckin LOT!!! Way to get my hopes up n shit. Fuck it, I'm going back to my Comingback shrine *pouting all the way*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
What happened to her British accent? LOL
Vadge is so full of shit...she expects us to believe she never had pizza by the slice in NYC???...bitch, you were East Village trash, I doubt you could afford anything other than pizza by the slice and pop corn when you were broke and trying to make it by fucking people for tracks and dinners in yoru struggling artist days.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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Glad I won't be around for OP.
Hi Smurfy!
Have a great day horz.
OT...nah.
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I'm not EH Snowie, I think I'm prettier :P
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smurfing it UP! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
It looks to me that Madonna used the same plastic surgeon that Sarah Jessica Parker, Nicolette Sheridan & Cameron Diaz... used.
Their faces have that strange pulling when they speak. The matching hollow out checks. But at least Madonna left her nose alone.
Ok, fine. I'm a Vadgetard. I admit it.
Except the part where she doesn't know how to listen. I hate it when people do that.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!(part 2)
for anyone that doesn't know, that is EH below and it's time to ignore her shit for real, last night she was posting peeps real names and shit or so I read on the OP this am
I'm done playing with that roach.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Hey Horz!! I missed you guys so much.
On Topic: Maddona needs to shut the fuck up forever.:)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Wow, I'm surprised she didn't have the studio altered so her big head would fit through the door.
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I'd like to stik her on my lawn for Halloween....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
just watched the vid.
I kinda liked her here, she seemed a bit nervous, she kept remembering to sit up straight and pulling down her sleeves like to cover THE HANDS OF DEATH
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I think her hair looks fantastic, and she looks awesome from the forehead down to mid-nose. Then those cheek implants enter into the picture, her weird mouth and chin. Wrecks the experience.
She should always wear a medical mask over her lower face region. She'd look hot then.
Why would that hot young boy even think about marry some old hag who is old enough to be his MOTHER!!!
Madonna wishes BabyJesus would marry her. Instead, he's going to run off with Lourdes. Mark my words, people. Mark. My. Words.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
That's the best Vadge has looked in a long time!
Just in time for Christmas, Madonna marries Jesus.
Heaven Help Us All.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
Submitted by cuchini on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:40am.
the cheek implants are so evident when she's laughing...
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The bottom half of her face looks kinda disjointed when she laughs! No more English accent?
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the end...
I'm still confused.... Why the hell did the hockey players carry her in?
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I FUCKKKING LOOOVEE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESEE!
LOL at crucipeen..... And I think she looks kinda hot here....
*DUCKS*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!