Because "Johnathon" Gosselin Says So!
If Jon Grosselin isn't allowed to whore himself out for a dollar, neither can any members of his child army! Jon Gosselin put on his big boy pants and farted off a letter to TLC demanding that they stop production on Jon & Kate Plus Eight. This comes after TLC demoted Jon to a special guest star on the newly named Kate Plus Eight. Now that Jon isn't bringing in the bacon (hmmm...bacon) for himself, he has suddenly decided that the show is fucking with his kids' lives. Yeah, now he cares. This is what Jon's lawyer wrote to TLC:
“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."
Jon's lawyer added that weeks before TLC pretty much dumped him, he had been in talks with the network to stop the show completely. Jon says that he co-owns the property they shoot the show and he has joint custody of the child army, so he gets to make decisions about their welfare. Jon's lawyer told Entertainment Tonight, "Jon realized his family was like a trainwreck, so he decided to put the brakes on the divorce and on the show … because if he didn't the family would be in a mortal accident … the victims of a trainwreck."
TLC had no comment, but Kate Gosselin's possum head must be foaming like Parasite Hilton's vagina after a pap smear, because Jon is screwing with HER MONEY! If you're in Pennsylvania, you better stay inside, because the possums will be out for BLOOD. Specifically, the blood from Jon's ballsack.
By the way, it's spelled "PEENELTY" not "PENELTY." They forgot the E in the sign above.
UPDATE: TLC is stopping production for now, but they are totally grossed about by Jon's accusations! They issued this statement: "We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."
And here's Jon caring for the welfare of his children by partying it up in Beverly Hills last night.
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Maybe he could take this opportunity to get his GED, before is kids can out spell him.
its bruce bitch...
its not Jonathan.. its John athon... like a marathon of douchery..
I never knew that someone so naturally shiftless could squirm so much under the glaring CNN lights on "Larry King". His lawyer must have been an Olympic gold-medal rhythmic gymnastic champion in the past with his effortless pretzel logic arguments.
A sad spectacle all around but we D-Listers can at least look forward to/dread eight Mommy/Daddy/TLC pimps Dearest books coming out in the next 20 years.
It's spelled PENALTY not PENELTY.
Jon needs more cash so he can hire a better sign maker, that can spell.
Umm, doesn't "Johhnathin" have two H's? Dumbass can't smell.
Ever consider this latest nonsense is made up drama to gain headlines/ratings?
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I hate his fucking guts
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WHERE has this man's ego gone? Straight to hell that's where!
I mean, seriously, look at this douchebag.
Pot belly protruding against his two-sizes-too-small woman's blouse (nice cuffs, ugly!) with Old Navy jeans that were probably on clearance. And I love the gel encrusted strands sprouting (implanted?) from that largess and shiny (greasy) bald "spot." Yeah, ladies, run your hands over that shit!
Kate might have been/still is a bitch but, seriously? Look at this douchebag. If I was dealing with such a loser, I'd give him a solid slap with my cookie lips too. He's pathetic.
So Jon Gosselin kant spel...
Surprising in someone so well-educated and gifted and...employed and hard-working, and such a good role model for his kids, huh?
I don't think that family could go on to live a regular life. I think they are so used to an elaborate life style they refuse to downsize. They got a taste of the "good life"
PS: I hope the show stops. Those 2 older girls seemed annoyed by the cameras in recent episodes.
Just cancel the damn thing already and let them all go away for God's sake. These people have no talent,why are they even on TV at all. Hell a dog can give birth to a litter too. I'd much rather watch a dog raise a bunch of puppies then these idiots anyday. I hope the ratings keep dropping so TLC just dumps them Jon or no Jon.
Can't this stupid bitch afford SpellCheck?!
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i hope the show gets canceled, i never see those kids on tv again (not that they aren't cute, but they aren't zoo animals), and both these parents are forced to find normal ways to support their family.
As much as I can't stomach Jon, this has to be a phony sign because his first name isn't spelled that way. Why would he spell his own name wrong? Stupid, but not that stupid!
Oh - I pity the fuck outa those kids....TWO assholes for parents. A bitch for a mother and a douche for a father, and the kids are just collateral. Jon is pissed now cause he will take a lesser role in the show - well - thats what happens in real life when daddy busts out. Mommy stays with the kiddies, so she "reaps" the rewards. This is how it's done in the business world - and you KNOW that this set-up is ALL about business. These 2 twats planned to have a fuckin litter IN ORDER to be famous - not because they wanted a lot of kiddies to love. So Bitch will carry on the franchise, and Douche will sicken us with his fashion-line. They are BOTH detestable.....
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Bravo to Jon!!!!!!! he found his balls and is shoving them in TLC's and Kate's face.
TLC does not want him on the show but wont release him from his contract and will not allow him to do another show. Kate has been all over T.V. and the magazines earning money, fair is fair, I am glad he stood up to them.
His name is obviously not Johnathon. He shortened it to Jon. If the above name were truly his, than why did he not shorten it to John? The guy just can't help but make douchebag moves. I mean, it's almost impossible for him to do anything that doesn't remotely reek of douchewater. I've had just about enough of this fuck. Your 15 mins were up a long time ago. Disappear!
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I can't get passed the horribly freaky looking people in all those photo's!
That guy is such a D-bag that he can't even spell JONATHAN right.
Pretty amazing that I once felt sorry for this tool, because bitch face Kate was always riding his ass.
I think it was the Ed Hardy and Michael Lohan crap that pushed me over to Kate's side. And now the drama that he pulled this week - stop the divorce, stop the show, and NOW he's found Jesus (no relation to Madge's boy toy)...
Go the fuck away you fat, balding, tiny peen, lazy ass loser.
This brings a big smile to my face. I think Jon found his balls, for sure Kate is pissing and moaning like a 2 yr old, that's priceless. And who does TLC think they are cutting Jon out. So it's ok to be a cunt but not a douche - NOT FAIR. They are getting divorced and I'd do the same thing Jon is - going out getting my drank on and fucking up a storm.
What a hypocrite and a loser.
BTW, your sunglasses on top of your head, don't hide your bald spot.
yeah right--he put that up b/c he knows that it'll generate more attention for him. maybe he's not as dumb as we think.
wait--yes he is, nevermind.
Hey Jonathon...
"You're an eggplant!"
This guy makes me sick. Kate may be a bitch, but I think the kids are far better off with her than him.
oh disgusting...he's just 7 months older than me???
"jonathan...bitch please...i hold major resentments to this day against my parents for certain behaviors and i'm not /never was/never will be even z-'list famous...these kids will have video proof/back issues of US WEEKLY that daddy probably keeps shoved between the mattress and the box spring of how SHITTY their parents were/are...payback (although it's not coming soon enough) will be a bitch..."jonathan's" stunt reminds me of shit i would have pulled in second grade...like making a homemade crayon written sign telling my parents to stay out of my room...
Exploiting his children only matters if HE is not getting PAID for it!
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I have a feeling this is only going to get uglier...
*reclines with a bowl of popcorn*
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Douchechill!
Ugh, I misspelled "charismatic." Curse you Johnathan!!!
As much as I hate the show now, I hope it doesn't end right now for the sake of the kids. People are saying the kids don't deserve to be living on camera---but would they be any happier, off camera and poor, with two douchebag parents? Now, I had a poor, humiliating and abusive childhood, and I'm telling you, those kids' lives are NOT THAT BAD.
If Jon pulls the plug on the show, they're all fucked. I'm sure they've been blowing through the money all these years and there's not enough left to last till the kids are in college. And Kate is not charasmatic enough to pull in the $$ on her own. Oh her possum head is probably having an anxiety attack!
DoninNY
They've misspelled his name and the word penalty.
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Spelled Jonathan wrong. I'm looking forward to TLC suing both of their asses because there's a good chance K8 will be named as well. Fun! The gosselins really know how to bring the drama. :)
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I did fell sort of sorry for Jon, but now Kate can unleash her rabid possum hair to chew his nuts out by the roots. It is amazing how in a few short months he could turn the tide of opinion to Pro-Cunt Kate. Asshat.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I have said from the beginning that Kate needs to sue for full custody as well as ownership of the house. In the beginning, she may not have had a chance, but now, after all of his terrible and erratic behavior, I think she has an awesome chance.
Poor crybaby Jon. If he can't be on the show that NOBODY can be on the show! (picture him stomping his feet, crossing his arms, and whining like a little baby).
And who the HELL spells their name Johnathon? Is it supposed to rhyme? JOHN-a-THON???? Retard.
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:37am.
This kind of babymamma drama is the very reason I will never date a man with kids.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
When are BOTH of those fucktards J+K gonna burst in to a ball of flames and vanish????
Moving away to New York and clubbing all night is really looking after your children. Wasn't he supposed to get his own reality show? Hypocrite.
Snowy,
Exactly! This reminds me of the drama my boyfriend has with his ex. No matter what is better for the kids, her answer is no if the idea is his. Even if the original idea is hers & he says OK, she says no. Once you have kids, you are no longer #1. This is why I don't have any of my own. 5 year old throwing a fit? I'm going to go get a guilt-free pedicure until the crying stops. These fools are so selfish. They should've gotten a goldfish before they had kids for practice. You know Possumhead would've eaten it right up, but then maybe they wouldn't have had the child army.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
OFF WITH THIS DBAG'S HEAD!
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Okay Jonny Boy, write on the blackboard the following word 500 times: penalty, penalty, penalty . . . .
Hope your kids get better educations than you. Simpleton.
I hope the cameras and crew never go back.
Like a petulant child. He's not getting paid so no one can? Meanwhile is he going to live off Kate for the rest of his life? Because he seems like he's banking on that. As far as I can tell he has no real job to speak off. DEADBEAT.
Douchebag thy name is Gosselin.
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dreadpiratecuervo I was thinking the same thing, from watching the show I know the kids love the crew people and by this point probably think of them like family.
Jon is soooo only thinking of how he can eff it up for Kate right now
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Here's my take on the whole mess. Jon had been saying for a while that he didn't want to do the show anymore becase the older girls weren't taking it well, and he didn't want to do it anymore. BUT is he doing anything that will replace that income like getting a job? No. He's partying it up in Beverly Hills no where near the home he doesn't want trespassed.
Meanwhile Kate wants to keep doing the show her kids so she says, and whoring her unlikable ass out to the media (I don't know who she's sleeping with at People Magazine-3 covers within 6 months?)
I heard that the show is down 84% in the ratings, which is why TLC was hoping to turn the show into "Kate plus 8" to re-energize the brand. I say dump the whole thing and let them rot.
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I hope TLC sues his ass for breach of contract. While no show is better for this kids, at this point I think they need to be phased out slowly so they don't think they did something wrong to drive the camera crews away. But sue this fucking Mongloid loser. Take the last Ed Hardy shirt right off his back, TLC!!!
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Who the fuck did the spelling in that note? I suppose I should be grateful that trespass is spelled right, along with permitted.
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