Top Fetus
Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi has come down with a case of the babies. Padma's rep confirms the news to UsWeekly. They said this:
"Model, author, and Emmy-nominated Padma Lakshmi confirms that she is carrying her first child after years of struggling with endometriosis, a cause for which she has co-founded the Endometriosis Foundation of America. As a result of her condition, this pregnancy has been referred to by her physician as nothing short of a medical miracle, and due to its delicate nature, we ask/implore the press to respect Ms. Lakshmi's privacy at this time."
This is why publicists are hilarious. "Model, author, and Emmy-nominated...." HA! The next time I'm at Starbucks and they ask my name, I'm going to say, "Slut, whore, and cunt Michael K."
The rep wouldn't say who the father is, but knowing Padma the dude has grey pubic hairs and is richer than Beyonce's weavemaster (I'm looking at you, Tom Colicchio).
And you better believe that on the next season of Top Chef, the challenges will include making an amuse bouche for toddlers, a trio of baby food and a 4-course meal out of pickles and ice cream.
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She was an award-winning cookbook author long before she was host of TC.
Awarding winning my ass! She could not even write a blog on Bravo. AmuseABitch pointed that out in great detail. Bravo took her blogs down for clean-up. Padma used a ghost writer for books, like everyone else does.
literarylioness said:
>Every time she opens her mouth, I fall asleep and what in the hell does she know about cooking?
She was an award-winning cookbook author long before she was host of TC.
It better not be Chef Tom's kid, because I love him! She is such a snore. I liked Billy Joel's gold digger better, as a host. Every time she opens her mouth, I fall asleep and what in the hell does she know about cooking? She is just another gold digger. I agree about Indian women being far more attractive than this bore. I have seen stunning Indian women and she is not one of them.
Isn't she dating the guy who runs Elite? Cha-ching.
Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:52pm.
I hear you, but then why not say, "She won't have any further comment until after the baby is born" or something?
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I only know her from the TV commercial (shampoo?) but I think her mouth is really unattractive looking when she talks.
I didn't even know what this lady was even famous for until I read this post.
Whatever. Baby news is boring. Now everyone's going to have to hear about how great her child is for the next five years or more. If you're a celebrity, your children are instantly more adorable and intelligent than everyone else's children are.
Yada yada yada...
She's not really that pretty. Indian/Middle Eastern chicks are usually drop dead beautiful, but she's bland and looks kind of old.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I hope the baby daddy is better looking than she is... I never got her appeal
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:59pm.
I don't mean to be mean (what sounthern people say right before they tear your heart out) but most cases of endometriosis are from too much sex wiht nasty boys.
Wow. Completely fucking incorrect.
I think Ted Forstmann is the baby daddy. I salute her. Between him and Salman Rushdie, I really couldn't do it. So gross
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:59pm.
I don't mean to be mean (what sounthern people say right before they tear your heart out) but most cases of endometriosis are from too much sex wiht nasty boys.
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That is mind-bogglingly inaccurate.
Top load of shit. Privacy, my ass. Why didn't they just "leak" pictures of her pissing on the stick?
If she wanted "privacy" she shouldn't have opened her flytrap.
That is one nasty looking arm pit.
Bitch needs to shut the fuck up. I had endometriosis (and yes have had it AGAIN after having a child!), I had untreated gonorrhea so bad (yes I was a slut, okay?) that it gave me PID to the point where I was scarred and told I could never HAVE children. Yet I had one. Sure, with my Lupus it made me sick as hell and I almost died but I did it. All while being POOR. So she can take her self-serving bullshit and shove it up her fucking ass. As if she's the only woman who has had a baby. Jesus Christ people like this make me want to smack them. I'd backhand that bitch. Okay maybe I've had too much coffee today.
see, this is why i don't teach. i have no patience for all the details. i should have added that, according to the doctors i saw at the time, the only way to completely rid your body of all the endometrial residue you build us is to have a baby. that'll pull everything right out of you. which is why i was pregnant again in a couple of years, with my daughter. so women who have babies at an early age, and generally continue to have one every couple of years don't tend to GET endometriosis, period. if you'll pardon the pun.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Padma is the original Slumdog Millionaire. For realz.
This smart gold digger married nasty-ass Salman Rushdie for his money & access to the right ppl. Once she had enuf of both secured & Top Chef under her belt, she pulled a Katie Lee Joel & divorced his ass.
Everyone in NYC thinks she so gross now that she's been sucking on millionaire Teddy Frostmann's old balls (he's 68!!) Wouldn't be surprised if he's the poor bastard who unknowingly just gave her an 18yr insurance policy called A BABY!!!
Padma is the original Slumdog Millionaire. For realz.
This smart gold digger married nasty-ass Salman Rushdie for his money & access to the right ppl. Once she had enuf of both secured & Top Chef under her belt, she pulled a Katie Lee Joel & divorced his ass.
Everyone in NYC thinks she so gross now that she's been sucking on millionaire Teddy Frostmann's old balls (he's 68!!) Wouldn't be surprised if he's the poor bastard who unknowingly just gave her an 18yr insurance policy called A BABY!!!
actually, easyaspie2, that's not sweepingly accurate. endometriosis is simply a back-up of the endometrial tissue that is generally discarded by a woman's body with each period. it's a kind of ... residue. because women are generally waiting longer to have babies than they used to, the residue of endometrial tissue builds up and can clog the fallopian tubes, preventing pregnancy. it doesn't matter how many boys you have sex with; that's an urban legend, or what we used to call an "old wives tale." just another story created to make women feel like shit about themselves? have a baby because you've had sex with nasty boys? you're a whore! can't have babies? then you must have had too much sex with nasty boys, and you're a whore! it really has nothing to do with it.
i had endometriosis that was so bad it spilled out of both tubes and was literally "choking" my ovaries. lmao. the doctors lasered it out and ten days later i was pregnant. of course, i had sex with a nasty boy in between those two incidents, and instead of causing more endometriosis, it caused my son. so, sure, i'm a whore, but not everyone with endometriosis is. :D
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but, then again, what do i know?
Who cares?
"I love PR peeps who issue a press release asking for privacy."
She's famous. It's better to put the information out there and say "yes she's pregnant, so leave the bitch alone" than have tons of people badgering her with the "is she? isn't she?" questions.
A lot of you people don't realize that yes, publicists put the information out there, but clients are extremely demanding and have huge egos and ask for press releases to be worded in a specific way. You have no idea how much shit I've had to pretend was important when really what I was thinking was "who the fuck cares?"
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:48pm.
In more important news...anyone know why Top Chef wasn't new last night? I was really disappointed.
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I know, right? WTF. It's actually one of the few shows I make a point not to miss. Giped!!
As for Padma, I actually noticed the bump when I saw her pics that night. But I thought.... nah, can't be. MK's probably spot on about the description of the baby daddy.
I dont find her that attractive for some reason...Blech, a medical miracle? Anyone with eggs, a uterus & a shitload of money can get pregnant these days.
everybody'smaking babies and i don't even have a bf. *cries* *throws keyboard on the floor and jumps on it* *goes to match dot com*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Who the fuck cares if her arm is scarred or not? Is it that much of a problem that her skin's not pristine and perfect?
Congrats to her. I hope all goes well with her pregnancy.
I don't mean to be mean (what sounthern people say right before they tear your heart out) but most cases of endometriosis are from too much sex wiht nasty boys. After watching her deep throat that nasty burger in that commercial I think she has had lots of practice wolfing down the greasy meat.
I love Top Chef but she drives me crazy. When she asks for the contestants to come to judges table she speaks like she is ordering them to line up to get their heads severed. Very annoying, however, if I could have Tom Colicchio that man would not get a good nights sleep.
In more important news...anyone know why Top Chef wasn't new last night? I was really disappointed...I lurve me some MIchael V.
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Congrats to her... I also had a case of the endometriosis and the reason I had such a hard time getting knocked up.
Nice pitgina, there.
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And another thing. She's publicly announcing her pregnancy and the fact that she has endometriosis (prior to the last decade this would be unmentionable or at the most labeled "female problems") but then they pull back the reins and say it's all too DELICATE to discuss.
*eyeroll*
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF THEN.
Armpit vulva.
Also, she looks like a rabbit to me.
Also? She strikes me as the type who only does sexy times as barter for a bauble or luxury car or something.
She is beautiful but it annoys me to watch her talk. She speaks as though she is afraid to move any muscle on her face for fear it will create a wrinkle eventually. It's like full face botox, but she was a model and has always done it so it's probably not botox, just her fear of wrinkles.
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Submitted by Slipknot on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:19pm.
I think her right arm has the big scar on it. But she's lovely anyways.
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Drunk, dlisted slut, mean bitch and reality tv whore's hater... Smurfy (wow, I sound like a very interesting person )
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Ewww, thanks a lot Tristam for making me go back and look at her sleeve area!
Is she the one on that burger commercial? PR guys should add "model, author...sexy burger-eater..."
What's that gray thing under her armpit? Ewww...! Sometimes gorgeous people have fug kids, green tea (see Rumer Willis).
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
The next time I'm at Starbucks and they ask my name, I'm going to say, "Slut, whore, and cunt Michael K."
MK, you forgot eyebrow connoisseur.
Yeah, she's pretty but also needs sleeves. I love PR peeps who issue a press release asking for privacy.
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.
Congrats to Padma.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Model, author, Emmy nom..they forgot annoying as hell...
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
Smurfy, you obviously flunked PR 101. You bank on the fact that the public is ignorant and spin your client to sound as Pollyanna and beating the odds as humanly possible.
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I have endometriosis, is not a miracle she got pregnant, Is not a given that she would have been sterile or have problems conceiving.
Model author and emmy-nominated idiot, needs a new publicist.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
lol-amuse bouche for toddlers
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She's flat and that's that!
She bores me to tears but congrats to her on her pregnancy. Also, sitting around sampling gourmet food sounds like the perfect job, esp. for a pregnant lady.
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She BUGS, she's so pretty but THAT VOICE!!!
are you kidding me? who are you? Paris Hilton?
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I hope she doesn't have horrible problems with her pregnancy.
I would fuck the holy hell out of Tom C.
All she needs is a basket of fruit on her head to complete that atrocious ensemble.
Hopefully the father isn't fugly. Cause she's gorgeous and would make beautiful babehs.
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