Thursday, October 1st 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Judge Judy's Most Ravishing Plaintiff
If Fran Fine and Amy Wino's crackhive had a love child who was exposed to toxic levels of perm solution for hours on end, it would look just like this woman who was on Judge Judy yesterday. The case was about BB guns or something, but who really cares. As soon as this picture of class and elegance walked into the courtroom with hair that massages the toes of angels, Judge Judy should've declared her the winner. You might want to put on a BB pellet-proof vest when you watch the clip below, because witnessing her beauty in motion feels like a shot to the soul.
(Thanks Lisa)
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She looks like that chick on Bold & Beautiful...I'm too embarrassed to know her, so I won't google for her name
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
What in the name of Jackie Stallone!
Is this woman from New Jersey she has the trademark hair?
You guys are awesome...great list!!
While surfing...Hair-han...so French...legs are nasty!
http://lindsaylohansource.com/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=98782&fullsiz...
Nite all!
"will it float"
More "will it blend"!
All is well in my world.
Night Cheeriopops, don't lose too much monopoly money! Catch you laterz :)
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
ima go play fake poker! Night all! ((hugs and spanks)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:16pm.
YAY!!! *claps along to band* lol
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
MyTwoCents: Doing good thank you my rainbow out of the a$$~ hehe how are you?
Coma Caca!!
David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight: "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
6. suddenly... Madonna on the show isn't so repulsing, is it?!
5. The marriage was nice.. amd I'mma let you finish, but Britney Spears did the BEST WOMANIZAH OF ALL TIME!!
4. LEMME SMELL YO' DICK!
3. You and Paul? Yuck!
2. What am I planning to do with your favourite racing car, you ask? I'll give you a hint... will it float.... will it float...
...and the number 1 thing dave's wife would say..
1. And another thing, dlisters make better top ten lists than you anyways!
*band plays out*
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David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight: "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
6. suddenly... Madonna on the show isn't so repulsing, is it?!
5. The marriage was nice.. amd I'mma let you finish, but Britney Spears did the BEST WOMANIZAH OF ALL TIME!!
4. LEMME SMELL YO' DICK!
3. You and Paul? Yuck!
2. What am I planning to do with your favourite racing car, you ask? I'll give you a hint... will it float.... will it float...
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
'Sup Chirio! How's life treating you, my little flower?
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:52pm.
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ROFL!! Hi my2cents!!! LOL. great list
Coma Caca!!
3. You and Paul? Yuck!
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.
Nitey ESE! I'll keep your seat warm for you, in case you can't sleep!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight: "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
6. suddenly... Madonna on the show isn't so repulsing, is it?!
5. The marriage was nice.. amd I'mma let you finish, but Britney Spears did the BEST WOMANIZAH OF ALL TIME!!
4. LEMME SMELL YO' DICK!
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David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight: "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
6. suddenly... Madonna on the show isn't so repulsing, is it?!
5. The marriage was nice.. amd I'mma let you finish, but Britney Spears did the BEST WOMANIZAH OF ALL TIME!!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
NIght ESE! Ima go play at Tilt!
Coma Caca!!
i think i'm gone too, folks... see ya, all!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:39pm.
Farewell, JH! Try and sneak out to visit us more often, m'kay?
*smoooches!*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Farrah if James Haven is in town he would love to come to your wedding! Perhaps even sing a few songs ala Frank Sinatra. You should hear James Haven sing "The Summer Wind". It brought tears to Dionne Warwick's eyes.
SmOOches sweet girl!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:39pm.
come back soon, JH!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:26pm.
Personally, im thinking Dave was banging Paul Shaffer.
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completely agree...i was laughing so loud at that, my tuxedo cat who i just noticed has white/shit covered paws ran away from me...excuse me asshole (talking to cat) but if you are covered in shit do not feel superior to me...(banishes crazy cat lady back to my mind***pours more chardonnay****
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:36pm.
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
6. suddenly... Madonna on the show isn't so repulsing, is it?!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Sadly dear friends James Haven has to go now. Chaos has erupted because Brad has just found out that someone has tied everyone of his shoelaces together (double knots).
It was James Haven who did it (took hours) but James Haven will let him blame Mad, who will then go off and have Brad running for his life (that kid puts the z in crazy). Just alittle payback for Brad telling everyone that James Haven sleeps with a nightlight. It's pig nightlight. A gift from Ned Beatty. He and daddy starred in "Deliverance" and Uncle Ned would "squeal like a pig" which would crack James Haven and Angie up every time.
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
7. Fa-FaFa-Fa-Fa-FaFa-Fun Fact: You're sleeping in the shed!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
LOL ESE!!!! No further comments. LOL!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:15pm.
ME AND THORNHILL ARE ENGAGED!!!
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Congrats, you two! *raises glass*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:29pm.
Hi! whats up?
Sorry I was having fun with my pinata
i knew that donkey wasn't real in that video!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Hi! whats up?
Sorry I was having fun with my pinata
Coma Caca!!
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
8. OOOO apparently its not just the pets doing stupid tricks!
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:22pm.
i'll be the one in the fedora... not wearing pants... i'll bring a gift... ya can't miss me!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Personally, im thinking Dave was banging Paul Shaffer.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:16pm.
David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight should be "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
9. Should have paid the 2 mil, the divorce is gonna cost you 50mil.
@ ESE & James Haven:
thank you so much! we're very excited! and yes, everyone's invited, so wear your best pimp outfit and come on over, cause you know it's gonna be a KLASSY affair...
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
I say good on Dave--dint know he had it in him. (Sorry for wife, but that sounded like an odd marriage anyways.)
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Now, the object of this year's expedition is to see if we can find any trace of last year's expedition.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:16pm.
David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight should be "Things that Daves wife would say"
10. KEEP FUCKING THAT CHICKEN!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:25pm.
*edited*... wait!.. what's the news about you and Thornhill?
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oh, i'm sorry, ESE! the horz at FB have been distracting me!
ME AND THORNHILL ARE ENGAGED!!!
FUCKIN' A!!!... CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH!!... you gonna have a "sparkly wedding" and invite MK?... i expect nothing less!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
David Letterman's been getting more ass than a toilet seat... who'da thunk it?
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:15pm.
Farrah, that is wonderful news! James Haven wishes you and Thorny the very best!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:00pm.
I just don't know how James Haven manages to keep those two apart AND all those rainbow cilluns under control... and still manages to maintain such a glowing complexion! JH looks as gorgeous as the first day I saw him!
Keep persisting with those stupid Hollywood types, James Haven is not only lovely, but hugely talented and will have his name in lights soon!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
David Lettermans Top Ten List for tonight should be "Things that Daves wife would say"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:25pm.
*edited*... wait!.. what's the news about you and Thornhill?
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oh, i'm sorry, ESE! the horz at FB have been distracting me!
ME AND THORNHILL ARE ENGAGED!!!
@JamesHaven: we still don't have a date, darling, but you know me, i will let everyone know when we decide a date. Actually, my parents are coming to Florida to meet Thorni. They invited us to Miami, cool, uh?
We're thinking late summer, next year. You're invited, everyone's invited. Make sure to order a James Haven wax statue from Madame Tussaud's so Angie won't notice you're not in the house and you can party with us!
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www.walkms.org
walk for a ho!
Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:09pm.
HAHAHA!.. and did you buy a gumball with the dime?!HAHAHA!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
david letterman always struck me as a douche...so i'm not surprised...but banging your own staff ? bet the wife is real pleased...and james it is nice to be able to FINALLY interact with you...
Letterman is not a nice man and has some unsanitary habits! James Haven was working the men's room many years ago when he was a struggling actor (he is still struggling but that's another story).
Letterman comes in to use the facilities. After what seemed like two days and a nasty stank out comes Letterman.
He rubbed his smelly fingers on his teeth, winked at James Haven, dropped a dime in the plate and walked out! He NEVER washed his hands! Nasty!
James Haven cringes whenever he sees a guest shaking Letterman's hand. If people only knew.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:52pm.
Greetings koko. James Haven has been around here for quite some time but has been very busy with acting, voice lessons, and resurrecting his Mary Kay business which at one time was off the hook!
Nice to meet you.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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David Letterman having affairs is like a donkey wearing a full pack winning the Kentucky Derby... who would've thunk it!... come on!... who would fuck that guy?!?!... wait, nevermind... MONEY!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:50pm.
Well hello little_rascal you are awfully cute!
It's nice to know that James Haven is still thought of around here. Dlisters have become, well, just like family to James Haven. Many of the dlisters know the cold truth about James Haven and the Brangie's.
But enough about James Haven! Nice to meet you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@little_rascal: darlin' I've got incense(herbal) going as well..for cleansing.
Coma Caca!!