The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 1st!

A little something Martha Stewart whipped up in prison - it's a good thing. - Ruester

Runners-up:

Chaz Bono got a loaner boner until the real one is ready - mfarris70

You ain't seen freaky 'til you've been in the Adult section of Yarn Mart. - Iffy

I'll bet this ejaculates lint and dust bunniez. - ImpertinentVixen

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:41pm.

O HAY! Nice funnies, funny funmakers!
Congrats!

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:39pm.

Thanks peeps! One of my RL friends saw this CT and wondered if I'd be crocheting one in the near future...

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 11:06am.

They were all great - congrats dudes!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

p.s. mfarris70 LOANER BONER! ROFLMAO!

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:26am.

I'll bet this ejaculates lint and dust bunniez. - ImpertinentVixen

heeheeheee - sockmonkeys daddy!

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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:46am.

LMMFAO every last one of these is a RIOT!!! Very well done you funny horz!! =))

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 9:07am.

WTG Ruester-are you a male hend, congrats mfarris70 (I knew your entry would be selected), Iffy-(I don't know, maybe..maybe not), IV-I luvs this one.

Congrats all.

Submitted by Snoogle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:57am.

What a cute little peen with a botched circumcision, but congrats to the winners.

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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:48am.

Congrats Ruester, mfarris70, Iffy, and IV!!

Fun CT all.....

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 7:35am.

Hahaha IV ♥ and mfarris70! Congrats. Ruester and Iffy, too.

How much you wanna bet that's Phoebe Price in the background?

Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:38am.

Not a "Caption This" entry...but this looks like something one of my whacky Norewgian relatives from Thief River Falls, MN might knit.

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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."

Submitted by huey on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 6:10am.

Gotta love some goood Amish porn.

Submitted by kims_wig_is_tragic on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 3:07am.

Knit it and quit it.

Submitted by canismellyo on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:36am.

Etsy porn

Submitted by ohwhyohwhy on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:08am.

Jon Grosslin's wart infected penis.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:59am.

The latest in fanny packs...the dickbag.

Submitted by Moose_knuckle on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:36am.

Even after shaving, Wally's nit problem persisted

Submitted by morphoeugenia on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:29am.

Knit Sack

YousayyougotmybabybutIknowitainttrue

Submitted by lazee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:28am.

Teenie weenie bikini

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Submitted by lazee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:24am.

Nutsack

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Submitted by bjonesing on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:24am.

Knit one, sperm two

Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:55pm.

I prefer my cock warmers to be of the Freaky Freezee variety

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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:49pm.

Peen&balls warmer for those frosty winter nights. Order one now just in time for holiday gift giving.
Comes in sizes S-M-L.

Submitted by Laughyoulongtime on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:46pm.

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Submitted by Angil on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:50pm.

Bobbit replacement parts on sale now

Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:47pm.

The Angelina Jolie Insta-penis insures that Brad always has an emergency pair.

Submitted by BGAlchemist on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:36pm.

Raggedy Andy shows everyone that he is not Jewish!

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:14pm.

Rock out with yo sock out

Submitted by vermonster on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:51pm.

Knit man bits

Submitted by Iffy on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:36pm.

You ain't seen freaky 'til you've been in the Adult section of Yarn Mart.

Submitted by McLovin on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:26pm.

He told me he had a big cock. Turns out he was just spinning a yarn.

Submitted by Down with Clair... on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:21pm.

Gentry-G

Thanks Grandma, but I already have a peen warmer, I'll give this one to Lada Caca.

Submitted by tastycar on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:13pm.

Just in time for winter-banish those blue balls with the NutSack for your nut sack!

Submitted by fannyshow520 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:00pm.

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