Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
I guess this actress is C list. She probably used to be B. Was once on a very famous television show with an ensemble cast that has moved on to lots of better things. Our actress has always had a squeaky clean image because of that popular show. Right now she focuses on movies and gets leads in straight to DVD features. When she is all made up she looks fabulous. When you catch her in her trailer smoking meth though she looks like the strung out junkie she is who has no problems f**king anyone who gives her money for drugs. (CDAN)
Yeah, my first thought was Betty White too, but she is A-list now and forever.
This item will be short and sweet, just like this adorable TV actress. Although she’s petite, this girl apparently makes a big impression wherever she goes. There’s a famous NBA player - known for being a bad boy – who can’t stop talking about her since he met her. In his own words, “She’s exactly the right height to give me a b* j*.” (Blind Gossip)
This is why I wish I was short sometimes. Being tall is hard on the knees. Does Kim Kardassian count as a TV "actress"? Shit, does she count as "adorable"? My guesses are Hayden Panatroll, Kirstin Chenoweth (HA) and Selene Luna?
We know plenty of Celebs call the paps or give them a heads up to where they’re going to be. That happens all the time. Sometimes, they even pretend like they are annoyed by it. What is a little more unusual is when a celeb alerts the paparazzi that they are going to be somewhere, and instead of showing up, have their unsuspecting rival caught in an unflattering situation, say with no makeup or with caught in a scandalous affair. Can you guess the caller and the rival that has been snapped lately? It won’t be too hard if you keep up on your Celeb gossip. (BuzzFoto via Gawker)
Kim Kardassian and Wonky? Or Phoebe Price and Quween on the Scene?
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#1 Keri Russell
squeaky clean ensemble: Mickey Mouse Club and Felicity
straight to DVD movie: Wonder Woman
That sheepdog looks exactly like Sly...
before he dyes his hair and waxes.
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ooh, whoever said Melissa Gilbert, that would make for great gossip -- except I don't think her movies go to DVD at all. One showing on Lifetime or Hallmark channels and that's it. And I don't know the cast went on to better things. Hopefully, Michael Landon went to heaven... but otherwise, all you hear of is Nellie Olsen doing stand-up. :/
#1 is Rudy Huxtable. She was rumored to be a coke head in college
Submitted by pussywhipper on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:00pm.
#3 Lindsay Lohan got coked up and vengefully called them on herself
hahaha. She felt good so she thought she looked good.
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#1 Beverly Mitchell?
The First One: Melissa Gilbert
I feel like I'm going straight to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks just for writing that.
#1 Either Donna or the mom from That 70s Show
#2 Hayden Pantytroll or Rachel Bilson
#3 Lindsay Lohan got coked up and vengefully called them on herself
2. Hayden Pantierre(?)
1. Helen Hunt????????
# 2 Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:16pm.
I betcha the second one is that tiny ratty Eva Longoria. She's pretty short and pretty slutty.
True and true but her hubs Tony P. isn't a bad boy. Nor is Rick Fox.
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..Time to wipe the jizz of your key boards and let me take a shot at these sitting fucks...I mean DUCKS.....
1) Laura Prepon of the 70's Show! BAM!!
2) Selena Gomez....don't let the her little chipmonk cheeks fool you.. Ker-POW!!
3)the Callee: Sasquatch Lardassian ( you know the genetically engineered Lardassian that got "married" - That airport shot of her lard face....(poking my third eye out with a stick with the visual!!). The Caller: a cracked out hobo living out of the bridge....yeah, they are vindictive like that STEAL MY CARROT MUFFIN YOU FUCKER!!!....true story! SHA-BANG-KA_BANG-BANG!!!
carry on.....
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#1 and #3 involves jessica biel
the second -dont care
Submitted by Katt on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:15pm.
Team KFed....err, yeah, I missed the squeaky clean part. lol.
And I missed the spell check option on my post :).
I think #1 is Laura Prepon from "That '70s Show".
#1 Cant be Drea from Sopranos (she is hot)...because she never had or tried to have a "squeaky clean image"
Maybe someone from friends? Lisa Kudrow??
POOOTEEEE!
Tee! love London!
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#1: Neve Campbell
#2: Jennifer Love Hewitt
#3: Sam Ronson snitching on Lohan
#2 is eliza dushku and rick fox
# 1 is defenitly someone from ER.
As for #1, I'm sticking to my original guess from CDaN. Linda Cardinelli (sp?). She was in ER and also Freaks and Geeks. Alot of the F&G group have gone on to way bigger projects. Also, she was in Legally Blonde (she played Chutney, the chick that killed her father) and she was Velma in the Scooby Doo flicks!
#2 Brenda Song from Suite Life (yeah my kids watch that shit show).
anyway i saw a pic of her with a BB player a couple weeks ago - def. her!
1. Anyone on the old Melrose Place.
2. Miley Cyrus
3. Khloe Kardassian on Kim
May have already been guessed for #3, but how about Jessica Biel calling the paps on Jessica Alba the other day when she had that red hair? We know how much those two despise each other.
I betcha the second one is that tiny ratty Eva Longoria. She's pretty short and pretty slutty.
1: How about lauren tewes, cruise director from love boat? Its almost too obvious because her addiction history is known.
How about Aneta Corsaut who played Helen Crump (Andy Griffith's fiancee) on the andy griffith show? Can't get much more squeaky clean than that.
PS. I know these are all old. I am old too, and haven't watched network tv in 5-10 years. I do all my tv watching using the internet.
Team KFed....err, yeah, I missed the squeaky clean part. lol.
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Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 2:10pm.
I think Kristin Chenoweth is an answer to another blind item I read today.
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1. Lisa Kudrow
2. Eva Longwhoria
3. The Gosselins (rabid possum = caller, jon = rival)
I don't know about #2 and 3, but for #1 the first person I thought of is Juliana Marguilies (sp?) from ER.
(1) Maia Campbell from in Da House - though I doubt she's been in any DVD movies other than the video of her smoking crack in the nude.
Katt - Drea de Matteo is a gr8 guess. She always looks dirty and high.
(2) I love Kristin Chenoweth. She's was great last nite on Glee. I hope this isnt about her.
(3) Lohan and Barton. Justin Timberpuss and Jessica Biel.
KD - HA. Thats a good one. Jon & Kate.
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#3 John & Kate?
I can't think of anything for the other 2. Can't think of any short girls on TV. I guess I don't really watch much TV.
1. Mischa Barton
2. Carmen Electra
3. Speidi and Ceiling Eyes
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Drea de Matteo has never had a squeeky clean (or hygenically clean) image. Can't be her. I vote either one of those 70 show girls for #1.
And Wonky busting out big ass for fucking kanye for #3.
#3 is that crap picture of kate hudson - she looks like SHIT, and the caller must have been aniston. thats my guess and i am sticking to it.
#1 might be justine bateman, or tiny yothers, or, i am really not sure - good girl, ensemble, ensemble has gone on to be big. WHAT ensemble has gone on to be big? thats the million dollar question.
i dont even remember what number 2 was.
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The McCanns Did It
1-) no idea
2-) Hayden
3-) Jessica Biehl
Mushy
Hayden Pantyroll
Somebody that doesn't like Goldie Hawn....hmmmmm Kate Hudson?
i was gonna say rachel bilson for #1 then i realized none of those people moved on to better things....
Depending on your religion, you could say the cast moved on to better things--the afterlife....
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:58pm.
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FUCK my bad, I meant Rue McClanahan.
#1 Julia Louis Dryfuss from Seinfeld?
#2 I thought Kristen Davis from Sex and the City?
#3 Any of the Hills sluts?
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#1) Maura Tierney
#2) Emily Proctor
#3) Veronica and Betty?
Okay, Just throwing names out. All totally made up except for the last one.
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Carved Pumpkin? I thought you said Carved Bumpkin.
I'm stumped.
#1... hell, there's too many C list actresses from an ensemble show to list. But I'll keep an eye out for a C lister with meth scabs from now on.
@2... no idea. Hope it's not Gomez.
#3....Blohan comes to mind as the caller. But who could the rival be? Isn't every actress who breathes a better actress and thus her rival?
I dont know any of those.. I'm to tired to think, so I'll let all of you guess and I will politely agree :)
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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
For #1, maybe Drea de Matteo from the Sopranos? Girl looks BEAT.
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Good guess, but even sober and made up she looks like a pre-op tranny.
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Submitted by Superpop on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:56pm.
How could #1 be Lisa Kudrow? It said the cast has moved on to lots of better things and Lisa has never had the lead in a straight to DVD movie.
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FUCK my bad, I meant Rue McClanahan.
I was thinking the blonde waitress from cheers for 1. Shelly long-had to google to get her name. That's c-list isn't it?
I think kudrow is a mutt and never looks fabuous, but Long is rather plain as well...
Lisa Bonet from cosby?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:48pm.
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aahhhahah I was going to say the exact same thing.
no idea on #2 or # 3
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 1:48pm.
These are boring blind items but #1 is definitely Lisa Kudrow.
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How could #1 be Lisa Kudrow? It said the cast has moved on to lots of better things and Lisa has never had the lead in a straight to DVD movie.