This IS The Look

Normally, I have to take an Excedrin and down an entire Red Bull to try to understand RiRi's fashion choices, but she is finally speaking my language here. The language of Slutanese. RiRi kept it demure in a peek-a-boo dress while making her way to a fashion show in Paris yesterday.

Women and men should always wear outfits that allow your nippes and/or genitals to make a cameo appearance. Ladies, sometimes your labia lips want to pop out and wave to the public. Give them that option. It's their right! Don't keep your labia down!

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Elegance Has A Name • Rihanna

Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:37pm.

It's hot but that doesn't mean it's not skanky as fuck. She's just wearing that around town during the day like it's casual wear? Whatever, Ri, flaunt that body cause you're a mess from the neck up.

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:11am.

That's just plain skanky.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 5:02am.

finally!! she picks something that covers her tits,ass,and vajayjay.

Submitted by Myntee on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 4:03am.

i would so wear this shit if i thaught it would look good on me....omg i'm such a whore! i'd probs wear sunnies out too so none of the mum's from school saw me or something. But in rhianna's case every one knows its her so i think she can drop them. They look stupid.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 2:01am.

Now, I know everyone is probably going to read this and think "WTF"?

...But she looks a little bit like Will Smith in drag.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/02/2009 - 1:58am.

Can we please just all walk around naked and get it over with?

Thanks.

Submitted by BettyW on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:46pm.

May be she needed to be a part of the Project Runway to get some great advice from Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn. Time now for a Project Runway update – season 6 episode 6 has come and gone, and more clothes were shown off, more drama was shown, and tantrums were thrown. Tim Gunn made comments – as usual – and people freaked right out – as usual. It was a movie theme, and two contestants made a bold choice in a sci-fi theme, which meant success for one, and denigration for the other. Nicolas won, and Ra'mon was hauled up in front of the judges and summarily humiliated for being the pathetic hack with a horribly spelled name that he is – the swine. Lots of people like it, but I for one am not going to borrow money to buy any Project Runway DVDs.

Submitted by mandashell on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:36pm.

HOLY CRAP!! PANCAKE MAKEUP!!! What is up with her style lately..? She used to look really good and cute but something is not right here. Doesn't matter how pretty she is, with all that face spackle and terrible clothing she looks like a tard. o.0 Also wonder why she is ALWAYS wearing sunglasses..? She has beautiful hazel eyes.

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Submitted by lelu on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 9:57pm.

This girl doesn't seem all there. I don't think Chris Brown was the only flake in that relationship(doesn't excuse the fact that he's a ladybeater) and she is definitely desperate for attention.

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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 8:13pm.

This is one Foxy Mama!!

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Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:59pm.

I'd get all we we'd up if I got to read the diary de ri ri

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Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:56pm.

she don't sing off pitch but she still a ....
(but honestly she turns me on like a lightblub

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Submitted by cabbagehead on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:42pm.

you know, everything is just too 'perfectly positioned', which leads me to believe this is one of those faux see through dresses i've seen some girls wearing- like that one heather graham wore a couple months ago. i wish i could remember the name of the designer....anyways, there aren't lines where there should be, and i don't see her tattoos through the dress- i think this is just designed to give a false sense of nudity.
she DOES have a banging body, anyone that denies that is blind.

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 7:01pm.

She looks like the Hamburglar.

Submitted by Columbia on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:56pm.

she has a banging body, there is no denying that.

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:49pm.

Isn't she a big friend of KAYNE? All his "peeps" have the biggest EGO'S ever!!! I feel like slappin' her too! :P

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:14pm.

I can't hate too much on RiRi cuz she's purty....If I was a lil' tiger cub, I'd want a RiRi doll to have sessy times wif my Megan Fox doll...And no, DListed slut whores, I do NOT presently own such dolls...*obscuring Dlisted view of the furthermost corner of my tiger cage*...What? What? Nothing to see here whores...SCRAM!

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Submitted by putas on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by Dr.Toast on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:01pm.

BRilliant!

And she needs to take off the fucking shades already. So spent. Try-too-hard.

Submitted by just a floozy on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:19pm.

i smell beyonce and solanges hairy snatch on this spread.

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Submitted by Antiheroe on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:15pm.

RiRi is one of those rare cases where you can look at a woman who is very beautiful, yet manages to fuck it up somehow.

She should concentrate on actually singing and performing, instead of trying so hard to be "unique". She needs more hit records.

At least Lady Gaga can sing and has some interesting music to back her freak show.

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Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:06pm.

I gotta say, while I dont like her too much, I do love her outfit, I think she finally looks nice, not one of those crazy ass outfits that she thinks are too cool, they are not.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:03pm.

Slightly less off topic: I had no idea they still even made those Bring it On movies.

I only watch VH1 Classic and Adult Swim, though, so I kind of live under a rock.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:01pm.

Why not just comment on how someone looks good without giving everyone else a visual? I don't mean to be rude, but what I always liked about D-Listed over IDLYITW, Drunken Stepfather, and all those forums is that I didn't have to have to fast forward through all the unnecessary visuals to read an entertaining and worthwhile comment.

If that makes me a prude, oh well.

And just so you know, when you only have to read the first part of the sentence to accurately foreshadow what's going to be said, it's not really all that clever.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:48pm.

The un-edited version is way better then the T.V.

you can get it at Best Buy for $5. :)

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:48pm.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:34pm.
I liked the way she looked in "Bring it on all or nothing"

That movier had her, Hayden PAnatroll and basement baby

BEST MOVIE EvAH!
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That was on last night. I was surprised at how Barbie Doll pretty Rihanna used to be. Her accent is cute.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:42pm.

If I wore that dress I would constantly have to adjust my nips so they weren't hanging below the dark band.

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:40pm.

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:36pm.
The only way this dress would look hot on her, if it was pulled up, and her legs on my shoulders

*burns own eyes*

I did NOT just read that!!! lol (kidding)

I'm good hun. Thanks

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:38pm.

xxyxz oh... how you dooin?

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:36pm.

The only way this dress would look hot on her, if it was pulled up, and her legs on my shoulders

Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:34pm.

I liked the way she looked in "Bring it on all or nothing"

That movier had her, Hayden PAnatroll and basement baby

BEST MOVIE EvAH!

Submitted by gia on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:33pm.

She has a hot looking body here, but the face, hair & dress are so icky nasty.

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:31pm.

Both her and Lady Gaga are neck in neck in the "we're so edgy and untouchable" fashion race. I'm getting bored of them both--you can only take so much theatrics. Seriously, I'm more interested in what the chick who plays Hermione is sporting lately in regards to her wardrobe.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:26pm.

Is Ri-ho-ho on Ho Row?

cuz nothing screams 'hooker on the point' better than this ensemble.

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Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:21pm.

Snideychick sez:

Love the color of the lipstick. Everything else, not so much.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:18pm.

the new slut dress...I wonder who'll wear it next.

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Submitted by yucko on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:14pm.

Theoretically, this should be hot. But it really just looks like shit. She's looked super attractive at times, but this hair is beyond awful.

Also, no one will agree with me, but I recommend she give this dress to Lily Allen. For some reason she tends to look really good in the see-through black stuff. Rihanna may generally have a hotter body, but I'm not digging this on her.

Submitted by Heres the sitch on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:14pm.

Why is Jerry O'Connell chasing for an autograph in the third thumbnail

Submitted by liverwurst on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:02pm.

Chris needs to beat on this bitch again.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:02pm.

Straight up ho shit. That is all.

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Submitted by Dr.Toast on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:01pm.

Sausage thighs could use another beating.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:51pm.

Chicken! She's wearing underwear.

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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:44pm.

she can get away with this shit because the bish got a hot ASS body.

I approve that dress

Submitted by get serious on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:44pm.

This chick is the black parasite hilton. She'll do ANYTHING for attention...

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:23pm.

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