Thursday, October 1st 2009

Leave Hermione Alone!!!!!

Emma Watson, whose brain is currently taking classes at Brown, wanted to booze it up at a football game like any other college student, but some hos at Harvard just wouldn't let her get her buzz on in peace! They had to get in her LIFE!

Page Six reports that right before a game between Brown and Harvard, this blog post went up on The Harvard Voice's website:

We will be Live-Tweetin' the game and possibly stalking Emma Watson, so keep your eyes peeled for that, too!

When the game started, so did the Tweets! The Harvard Voice's Twitter page busted out gems like: "Let's go Hermione! Lolz" and "In enemy territory. Lookin for a certain witch." After they finally found Emma in the stadium, they posted a picture of her and declared their mission a success. When some hos complained about the liveblog, The Voice's editor said the whole thing was "blown out of proportion."

This is my question, where were these eagle-eyed stalkers at Harvard when I went to see Harry Potter in Equus last year? While I was straining my damn eyeballs trying to find Harry's peen in that dark ass theater, they could've used their skills to point that shit out to me right away. Seriously, they need to leave that Hermione girl alone and use their powers for good. Good like finding wizard dick in a dark theater.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 4:06pm.

Technically it's not underage drinking where she comes from.

I'll admit she's gotten GORGEOUS (whodda thunk that annoying little 9 year old would grow into that) but bitch should be paying attention to her studies more because she can't act, she needs a fall back (cause those millions won't last forever).

Whamo's picture

She turned into a little cutie...

Centaurious's picture

Leave the kid alone! She's in college...

Although this is probably why Claire Danes dropped out of Yale....

and stole Billy Crudup from Mary Louise Parker when she was 8 months knocked up!

Way to go, Yale education.

Although, I blame him, not her.

Still. I would NEVER date a guy who was with another girl let alone one who was about to pop!!

slappyou's picture

Damn this girl is HOT

Centaurious's picture

Don't get Had!

Get Dad!

angel_i's picture

My only critique is that they should have got more than one. Not lots...just enough for an "eyes open", you know? Why be lazy about it?

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Manimal5's picture

Shouldn't she be watching a Quidditch game?

She looks buzzzzzzzzzzzed in this pic.

Khensu Hetep's picture

She looks like she's getting her salad tossed.

Oh well, she doesn't bother me. She's classy.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Khensu Hetep's picture

As a college student, I know for a fact that college is full of even more assholes than in high school.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Total over-reaction. Furthermore, what is the fuss about this boring bitch? Plain to the point of bordering on fuck-ugly. I'll never understand it.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:02pm.
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Pedobear wat.

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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

that dress would look better on a night shift truck stop waitress.

Rem Koolhaas's picture

No surprise. It is how Harvard boys usually act when they aren't slipping roofies into your drink.

mike's picture

I think that's the best I've ever seen her look (in the above pic).

lez-babe's picture

Ya Twitter is lame. People who tweet actually think their lives are interesting. Well they're not. So there. Pththththth.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:52pm.

I hate Twitter and could give two flying fucks what anyone is doing.
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SpiceDong's picture

she looks like someone is tickling her clit in that photo...is either that or she is high as a kite.

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Anonymous101's picture

Oh, c'mon!! They were just a bunch of college kids trying to have some fun and Emma should have had a better sense of humor about it.

Underage drinking, date rape, classroom violence (eg., VT and NIU) are MUCH bigger problems on our campuses today and this twat is shaken up by a lil blog about looking for her at a game??? Please.

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xerquina's picture

I think it's fucked that people think just 'cause you're famous you can't have any sort of normal activities or privacy.
if you're not famewhoring you are entitled to your privacy.

I hate Twitter and could give two flying fucks what anyone is doing.

What the fuck are you talking about? Where does it say that she was complaining? Try actually reading the posts before coming out with the self righteousness.

Submitted by ToddRH on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:23pm.
Chick makes a zillion dollars making movies for the masses but then gets upset when she's faced with the masses that "paid" her! She's trying to be so noble but she chose the profession....she needs to live with the aftermath!

TheJackson4's picture

That look on her face tells me she's using her magic wand for something non-Hogwarts approved!

Manimal5's picture

Twitter stalkers...fuck the game...it's Hermoine!

Green Is Good's picture

MK, where do you find these pictures? Ha ha ha!

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Snarkley's picture

Kids will be kids.

Chick makes a zillion dollars making movies for the masses but then gets upset when she's faced with the masses that "paid" her! She's trying to be so noble but she chose the profession....she needs to live with the aftermath!

Jeepster's picture

Whaaa-Haaaa

"Halloween Kitty Dress" I see it now!!!

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

islandgirl's picture

When I think of finding wizard dick in a dark theatre, it's not on Broadway.

Not that I think about it very often.

EvilShoe's picture

She's got enough cash to pay people to make their lives miserable for that.

NaNoop's picture

LOL @ MK. You TELL those rat bastards for letting you down @ Equus. Shit!

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 10/01/2009 - 3:06pm.

Hahaha!

i've always thought that she's a snooty madame.

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.

Tyroan's picture

Hey MK we need to see the un-cropped version of the photo to explain the look on her face.

Mrs. F.'s picture

I like her "Halloween kitty" dress.

xerquina's picture

nerds play football?!

lez-babe's picture

Oh my. Sound like some girrls need to get some lives or take a break from getting they drink on.

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Agreed... Leave her alone.....!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Maybe Jodie Foster or Brooke Shields can offer her advice about matriculating while famous.

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What the hell is she wearing???? Looks like a defective Hefty Bag....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

zomay's picture

This girl looks like Elisabeth Shue.

KG's picture

What now?

Mama Moore's picture

College kids are dicks...........who new?

MissJaneTexas's picture

That sucks for her. What a bunch of assholes.

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sigh, this is all we get MK?

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