Sunday, October 4th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jackie Collins (72)
Lil Mama (20)
Rachael Leigh Cook (30)
Alicia Silverstone (33)
Liev Schreiber (42)
Jon Secada (47)
Chris Lowe (50)
Russell Simmons (52)
Tcheky Karo (56)
Armand Assante (60)
Stephen Gyllenhaal (60)
Linda McMahon (61)
Susan Sarandon (63)
Anne Rice (68)
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zexy! @ jackie collins bday slut- way too much glamour for me- leoprard print, AND zebra in the same pic?! ahahaha
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
My best advice to women is to make sure you put a lot of sunscreen on the area between the neck and boobs. You can't present the cleavage if the area above it looks like a 200 year old horse saddle.
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This is true. I use the same products on my neck and upper chest area as I do on my face. So worth it!
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I third that! It works. I'm only 37, but it's working so far!
Hot ass libra slut list YAHOOOO AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 3:18pm.
cause I'm a big scaredy cat! hahaha. its my best friend's favorite book, I just can't do it. hahahha.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hahahaha! Pulled a Joey! I didn't read any other Anne Rice genres.
MJT!! Why did it scare you, sweets??
I found it fascinating a la "One Hundred Years of Solitude" but with witches (my bad)!! Cyclical...
I read Lestat and Taltos too, they weren't anywhere near the quality of "The Witching Hour".
And I'm not comparing Rice to Garcia-Marquez. For realz.
Ok, truly out now!
The Witching Hour scared the bejeebus out of me. I had to pull a Joey from friends and put that book in the freezer.
I couldn't ever get into any of Anne Rice's smut. I tried to read the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty....but just didn't like it that much.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:52pm.
Yes! I love me some vampires, but The Mayfair witches will always be my favorite.
And I agree with you bitches about sunscreen. I slather it on everyday. I'm the whitest Chicana in America.
DeeDee!!!! "The Witching Hour" is one of my fave books of all time!! Wonderful...
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
My best advice to women is to make sure you put a lot of sunscreen on the area between the neck and boobs. You can't present the cleavage if the area above it looks like a 200 year old horse saddle.
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This is true. I use the same products on my neck and upper chest area as I do on my face. So worth it!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
My best advice to women is to make sure you put a lot of sunscreen on the area between the neck and boobs. You can't present the cleavage if the area above it looks like a 200 year old horse saddle.
I have always had a huge crush on Liev. That guys just does it for me.....sigh.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
All Anne Rice fans already know this, but she has written some really kinky porn as "A.N. Roquelaure," in the vein of "History of O."
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R. Thompson, "Wall of Death"
Happy B-day to Alicia Silverstone - I love you for that uber-snub you gave Elisabeth Hasselcrack a few years ago!
Liev Schrieber's one of the best actors of his generation.
Linda McMahon? From that wrestling show with Vince McMahon? I plead guilty to channel surfing and stopping and laughing at the "divorce" routine where she beat him up and took his money in the center of the ring. He actually literally peed his pants. The Lucy and Ricky of the USA Network.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:37am.
That's how they did hair in the 18th century. The more things change, the more they stay the same. ;-)
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
HB to all on this fine Sunday morning. As for Jackie Collins, a bitch has gotta do what she has to IN THIS ECONOMY.
Hell, we ALL do for that matter.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:17am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:03am.
I think I only read one Jackie Collins book in the early 80's on the beach slathered in BABY OIL.
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Ahh, memories! For me it was Hollywood Wives and Bain de Soleil orange gelee!
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OMG!! Bain de Soleil was the shit, wasn't it?? It made your tan a way better color than that Hawaiian Tropic brand crap.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:26am.
When I'm as old as Jackie Collins, I'm gonna go to the hairdressers every WEEK and get my hair done with rollers, sit under a hairdryer and then shellac that mess with Aquanet!
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That's how they did hair in the 18th century. The more things change, the more they stay the same. ;-)
HB, Susan Sarandon! Still a Hot Slut!
ETA: HB, Armand Assante! Rrrrrowl!
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:25am.
"The Witches of Eastwick" is an Updike book, right? *making plans to go book shopping today*
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Green Is Good: "Interview With The Vampire is still one of my favorite books. I read it at least once a year."
Mine is "The Witches of Eastwick". Love love love it.
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I kind of liked the movie when I first saw it, but AFTER I read the book, I HATED IT (the movie)! They ruined it. The women in the book were so much more interesting and multi-layered.
When I'm as old as Jackie Collins, I'm gonna go to the hairdressers every WEEK and get my hair done with rollers, sit under a hairdryer and then shellac that mess with Aquanet!
I love Jackie Collins trash novels!
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Submitted by Green Is Good: "Interview With The Vampire is still one of my favorite books. I read it at least once a year."
Mine is "The Witches of Eastwick". Love love love it.
Naturally, the movie and the execrable TV series have barely anything in common with the book.
When I'm that age I'm gonna
1) Have a 'hair-do',
2) Wear more than one piece of leopard print at a time, and
3) Wear too much makeup!
Bring on old age!
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Yes GIG! I'm surprised they haven't tried to butcher the book on the big screen.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:03am.
I think I only read one Jackie Collins book in the early 80's on the beach slathered in BABY OIL.
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Ahh, memories! For me it was Hollywood Wives and Bain de Soleil orange gelee!
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 9:11am.
Ditto GIG, except swap "Interview with a Vampire" with "The Witching Hour." I love that book
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Is that the one with the Mayfair Witches? I haven't read that in a hundred years. *Off to find used copy*
Liev Schreiber looks funny to me and I've never been able to figure out why.
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Moo!
Ditto GIG, except swap "Interview with a Vampire" with "The Witching Hour." I love that book.
HBD Liev Schreiber! Naomi Watts is a lucky lady.
Mornin' MK ♥
Happy birthday, Anne. Now, BRING YOUR ASS BACK TO THE DARKSIDE...and write about vampires, other than Lestat..who like pussy. kthnxbai
I think I only read one Jackie Collins book in the early 80's on the beach slathered in BABY OIL.
Happy BD to Armand Assante and Liev Schreiber!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
She wishes she still looked like that! I actually have just re-read a few of her books. You can tell which celebs she's friends with IRL because she kisses their asses in the books. Like Michael and his "dramatically beautiful wife" Shakira. Blurgh.
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Moo!
Happy Birfday 80's!!
Happy Birfday LEOPARD PRINT!!
Happy Birfday to:
Jackie Collins (72)
Alicia Silverstone (33)
Susan Sarandon (63)
Anne Rice (68)
Liev Schreiber (42)
The WHO CARES list:
Lil Mama (20)
Rachael Leigh Cook (30)
Jon Secada (47)
Chris Lowe (50)
Russell Simmons (52)
Tcheky Karo (56)
Armand Assante (60)
Stephen Gyllenhaal (60)
Linda McMahon (61)
Happy Barfday, Anne Rice! Interview With The Vampire is still one of my favorite books. I read it at least once a year.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Lil Mama is only 20???!!!! I thought she was closer to 30!
That pose and outfit on Jackie screams 1980's! LOL
Happy birthday Susan Sarandon and Russell Simmons.
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lol that is one awkward pose...
lol that is one awkward pose...